Friday, October 22, 2010

Women, I swear......

I spent $5000 on a boob job for the girlfriend. She was delighted.
I spent another $2000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.
I spent $2000 on liposuction for her and she was over the moon.
I spent $30 on a blow job for myself and she goes fucking mental…….
Women?!?!?!

Thanks to Bella for that laugh!

3 comments:

LC Aggie Sith said...

We can be such ungrateful bitches ;)

Foodstamps said...

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Ha ha ha ha haaaa!

Yeah....

Deb said...

$30? That's it? What about, err..."inflation"?