Say it ain't so!

It was announced today that Buckwheat, of Our Gang fame, has converted to the Muslim faith and changed his name to Kareem of Wheat.

Thanks for my morning grin, Yolo.

Another one bites the dust

I got word earlier tonight that another friend of mine from back in my hell raising, partying days has died.
I took a few minutes to reflect on the times that we had, the people we knew, the dope we did.
Then I did my usual.
"Ha ha, I knew I'd outlive you, motherfucker!"

Um, me too.

-Tom

It's....... BACONMAN!

12,000 years from now researchers will be excavating the ruins of a village called MODESTO and find the remains of one WIRECUTTER.
The following video explains how they preserved his body.
lmao
Take care, bud... Mentalman



Thannks Mentalman. I'll start saving my bacon scraps....

What, me worry?

You kept asking for guns, so I decided to get them all together for you. Us Kommiefornians gotta stick together.

I figured I'd set them up in front of the earthquake closet. Took a little bit, and it's actually the first time I've had them all in one place. I just kind of stared at them and thought, "Yep. I've got a problem." But some problems you don't mind so much.

Top row, left to right; Enfield MK1, Savage 10FP, Walther G22, Stag AR (Cali-neutered, pinned 10rd mag), AK clone (Cali-neutered, no pistol grip), M39 Mosin (antique, shipped through the mail), Garand
Bottom row, top left to bottom right; 10/22 (with tech sights), Mix'n'match AR (Cali-neutered, funny grip), Mosin 91/59, Winchester 1912, Chicom SKS (beat to hell, runs great), Ruger GP100 (heavy and smooth), Browning Buckmark, XD-9, S&W 442, Springer 1911, Benelli Nova, Eastfield 12ga
-T

Thanks T. Nice collection you got there.
Sorry it took so long to post this but for some reason your email ended up in my Fuck Obama folder instead of my Inbox. Which is only fitting, I guess...

My future second ex wife

On second thought, I might keep this one around.

Thanks, Yolo

See? Even they think so!

Thanks again, Yolo.

Adam Gadahn Arrested in Pakistan. Big Fucking Deal.

AP - The American-born spokesman for al-Qaida has been arrested by Pakistani intelligence officers in the southern city of Karachi, two officers and a government official said Sunday as video emerged of him urging U.S. Muslims to attack their own country.


A picture of the little bitch-ass traitor

Okay, they caught him. Now what?
Now it's time for The Obamessiah to put up or shut the fuck up.
Go immediately to Pakistan and take custody of him, bring him back, try him for treason by Military Tribunal and then hang him publicly and immediately. Shouldn't take more than a week, tops.

But what's really going to happen is that they're going to haggle for months if not years about should he be tried in a civilian or military court, then they're going to provide him with an attorney as if he were an American citizen (keep in mind he renounced his US citizenship and tore up his passport in one of his videos) and then the real dog and pony show will start.
His pro bono attorney is going to trot out a shitload of psychiatrists that are all going to testify that none of this was poor Adam's fault - he either had a traumatic childhood or he didn't get as many valentines in 3rd grade as the other kids or he was buttfucked by his daddy or he didn't like apple pie and ice cream, but most likely that he was brainwashed and indoctrinated by people that he thought were his friends but really were using him as a tool to push their agenda of hate and terror. And before I forget, guess who's paying for all these so-called experts? You got it - his sworn enemies. Me and you and Woody and Lula and Hubbs (her's not mine. I ain't that way) and Deb and Stevienatt and BillyBob and Skip and YOLO and Tattoo Jim.
Hold on a second. I need to take a deeeeep breath and get a chew in.
Okay. Then they're going to find the cocksucker not guilty due to reason of mental duress, they're going to cut him loose, he's going to go hang out with his fellow traitors Tom Hayden and Jane Fonda, maybe go visit and have dinner with the Clintons, then he's either going to pursue an acting career or run for Senator in the State of Kaliforniastan.
There you have it, folks.

I hate cats

I got my left nipple pierced this evening.
Not intentionally, you understand.
I was coming out of the kitchen when I heard my retarded (seriously, she's fucking retarded) cat coming out of the paper bag she hangs out in, so I snatched her up to give her some loving.
As I was holding her to my chest and scratching under her chin, she dug her claws in and popped one clean through my nipple.
I also have a cat-shaped dent in my ceiling.....

What can I say?

I failed my biology exam back in high school. I was asked to name something commonly found in cells. Okay, so 'black people' is not the correct answer....

Doin' it Okie style

Who needs to mix all that cement? Stack the bags, wait for a good rain, give a couple of days to set up, then set fire to your new fence to burn the paper off.

Please don't breed

North Korea

1. You can’t turn off the government radio installed in your home, only reduce the volume.

2. Idolatry in North Korea is such that it is second-nature for ordinary citizens to “rescue” portraits of Kim Il Sung before all else in the case of a house fire (there are even special bunkers for statues in case of war)

3. Many people don’t even know that man has walked on the moon.

4. There is no Internet, cell-phones have been banned.

5. A main cause for all problems are Americans. Mothers teach their children to sing songs about bad Americans, there are many postage stamps showing the death of “U.S imperialists”

6. A six-day work week, and another day of enforced “volunteer” work, ensures that the average citizen has virtually no free time.

7. The very first thing you do when you visit North Korea’s capital Pyongyang is visit and give a flower to a big statue of “Dear Leader”.

8. About 0.85% of the population are held in prison or detention camps.

9. Most traffic control is performed by female traffic directors (reportedly handpicked by Kim Jong-Il for their beauty), as the lights are switched off to save electricity.

10. Dogs are banned in Pyongyang to keep it clean.

11. Average wage in 2005 was 6$ a month.

12. Visitors of North Korea are given special guides and can’t go anywhere without them.

13. North Koreans are used to often disappearing electricity and have many candles prepared.

14. North Korea has the fourth-largest military in the world, at an estimated 1.21 million armed personnel

Thanks, Yolo. See what we have to look forward to if The Obamessiah had his way?

You tell em, Ted

Stolen from Hell On Earth

Another favorite

Wilhelm Kempff plays Beethoven's Sonata 27, Op 90, mvt. 2

22-250 loads

I'm looking for some good loads for a 22-250.
I've heard some great things about Varget powder but I know the tried and true powder is 4064.
I'm looking to load 50 to 55 grain spitzer or boattail bullets in the 3500+ fps range.
I want 1 MOA or less groups out of a Savage.
Can anybody out there help a nigga out?
Published data only, please.
I do have several manuals but I want personal workups of you have a pet load.