I bet Sean Penn has an idea....

WASHINGTON -- "Top kill" didn't stop the Gulf oil spill. How about something "titanic"?
Federal officials are hoping film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
The "Avatar" and "Titanic" director was among a group of scientists and other experts who met Tuesday with officials from the Environmental Protection Agency and other federal agencies for a brainstorming session on stopping the massive oil leak.
The Canadian-born Cameron is considered an expert on underwater filming and remote vehicle technologies.

You gotta be fucking kidding me. Now your're getting Hollyweird involved?

Al & Tipper split after 40 years

NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Al Gore once claimed his romance with wife Tipper inspired the novel "Love Story" and the couple shared an uncomfortably long kiss before millions on the stage of the Democratic National Convention.
Now, after a 40-year marriage that survived the near-death of a child and the heartache of losing the disputed 2000 presidential election, the former high school sweethearts are calling it quits.
"After a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate," the Gores wrote in an e-mail to friends on Tuesday. "This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together."

She was probably pissed because Al wouldn't turn up the heat.
I can hear it now:
"Goddammit Al, I'm fucking cold. Where in the hell is this so-called Global Warming you keep talking about?"
"Shut the fuck up, Tipper. Give it another 200 years."
"Fuck you, Al. I'm moving to Florida."