Thanks, Woody
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Point taken
I got to calling around to check prices on getting CharlieGodammit cut in a couple of weeks, found my vet was the cheapest and set up an appointment. Later that night I was fucking with him, telling him that his gonads were fixin' to be nonads. He got up from his squeak toy, walked over and grabbed me by the nuts, not biting but damned sure not letting go either. I swear to God, the expression on his face was "If mine go, so do yours."
I cancelled the appointment.
I cancelled the appointment.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Woo-hoo!!!!
EAT SHIT AND DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
I got a new computer today. Woody knew I was having problems with mine and turned me onto an ad in the local paper so I left work early and got me a jap-shit Toshiba, but I'm now back up and running.
Fuck Obama!
I got a new computer today. Woody knew I was having problems with mine and turned me onto an ad in the local paper so I left work early and got me a jap-shit Toshiba, but I'm now back up and running.
Fuck Obama!
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Oh, hell!
My computer's fucking up again. I just put 2 1/2 bills into it and now I'm wondering if I should pour more money into it or go deeper in debt to buy a new one. Posts may be few and far between from here to the weekend.
I'm still puzzled
I'm still trying to figure out why I spent the evening completely sober.
Let's see:
I had beer in the icebox, I had a few bucks in my pocket, I had nothing else going on and I damned sure didn't have a date.
I spent my evening listening to Willie and reading a good book.
Let's see:
I had beer in the icebox, I had a few bucks in my pocket, I had nothing else going on and I damned sure didn't have a date.
I spent my evening listening to Willie and reading a good book.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
Never piss off a redneck
Okay, I'm sitting here in my BassPro camouflage easy chair watching Fox News with my front door open and the lesbian couple across the street are pissing me the fuck off.
Not because they're gay - I'm from Kalifornia, remember? - but because they are assaulting my senses with 70s disco. Disco? I didn't even like that shit in the 70s.
I went over and politely (really) asked them if they would kindly turn it down. Apparently they have a party scheduled later and have started drinking a little early. They did agree and did turn it down for about 20 minutes. Then it crept back up to it's original level of disturbing.
All right, Motherfuckers. It's on now.
Tonight your party guests are get serenaded by coyote howls, dying rabbit screams and coon squalls.
Not because they're gay - I'm from Kalifornia, remember? - but because they are assaulting my senses with 70s disco. Disco? I didn't even like that shit in the 70s.
I went over and politely (really) asked them if they would kindly turn it down. Apparently they have a party scheduled later and have started drinking a little early. They did agree and did turn it down for about 20 minutes. Then it crept back up to it's original level of disturbing.
All right, Motherfuckers. It's on now.
Tonight your party guests are get serenaded by coyote howls, dying rabbit screams and coon squalls.
Another way of looking at it
You know, I have to say that I am in complete and total support of immigration. Legal immigration. It made our Great Country what it is today - a wonderful mixture of cultures.
If you've come to this country legally I will help you in any way I can.
Hey, I'll welcome you to my neighborhood, keep an eye on your house while you're gone, invite you over for a potluck, tell you when my employer is hiring, the whole works.
If you're here illegally, fuck off. In my mind you are are a criminal that broke laws just getting here. I ain't supporting your ass, I'm not tolerating your presence, I will do everything I can to make you feel like the intruder that you are.
Go back to China, Mexico, El Salvador, Canada, Egypt, India, wherever you came from.
-Wirecutter
This was written by a Mexican who is now a naturalized US Citizen, and I think it's a great explanation of the illegal immigration issue.
Here is the quote:
"If you had tickets to a sports event, concert, Disneyland, or for an airline flight, and when you got to your assigned seat you found someone else was in that seat, what would you do?
You would call for a person in charge of ticket checking and have the person in your seat removed.
You would properly be asked to show your ticket, and you would gladly and proudly do so, for you have bought and paid for that seat.
The person in your seat would also be asked for a ticket, which they would not be able to produce.
They would be called "gate crashers" and they would properly be removed.
Now in this huge stadium called the USA we have had millions of gate crashers.
We have been asking security to check for tickets and remove the gate crashers.
We have been asking security to have better controls in checking at the door.
We have asked security to lock the back doors. Security has failed us.
They are still looking the other way. They are afraid to ask to see the tickets.
Many people say there is unlimited seating, and whether there is or not, no one should be allowed in for free while the rest of us pay full price!
In "section AZ", of "Stadium USA", we have had enough of the failures of Security.
We have decided to do our own ticket checking, and properly remove those who do not have tickets.
Now it seems very strange to me that so many people in the other 49 "sections", and even many in our own "section" do not want tickets checked, or even to be asked to show their ticket! Even the head of Security is chastising us, while not doing his own job which he has sworn to do.
My own ticket has been bought and paid for, so I am proudly going to show it when asked to do so.
I have a right to my seat, and I want the gate crashers to be asked to show their tickets too.
The only reason that I can imagine anyone objecting to being asked for their ticket is that they are in favor of gate crashing, and all of the illegal activities that go with it, such as drug smuggling, gang wars, murder, human smuggling for profit, and many more illegal and inhumane acts that we are trying to prevent with our new legislation.
Is that what I am hearing from all of the protestors such as Phoenix Mayor Gordon, US Rep. Grijalva, even President Obama?
If you are not in favor of showing tickets, (proof of citizenship, passport, green card, or other legal document) when asked, as I would do proudly, then you must be condoning those illegal activities."
Written by a US Citizen, Globe, Arizona.
Thanks to Stevienatt
If you've come to this country legally I will help you in any way I can.
Hey, I'll welcome you to my neighborhood, keep an eye on your house while you're gone, invite you over for a potluck, tell you when my employer is hiring, the whole works.
If you're here illegally, fuck off. In my mind you are are a criminal that broke laws just getting here. I ain't supporting your ass, I'm not tolerating your presence, I will do everything I can to make you feel like the intruder that you are.
Go back to China, Mexico, El Salvador, Canada, Egypt, India, wherever you came from.
-Wirecutter
This was written by a Mexican who is now a naturalized US Citizen, and I think it's a great explanation of the illegal immigration issue.
Here is the quote:
"If you had tickets to a sports event, concert, Disneyland, or for an airline flight, and when you got to your assigned seat you found someone else was in that seat, what would you do?
You would call for a person in charge of ticket checking and have the person in your seat removed.
You would properly be asked to show your ticket, and you would gladly and proudly do so, for you have bought and paid for that seat.
The person in your seat would also be asked for a ticket, which they would not be able to produce.
They would be called "gate crashers" and they would properly be removed.
Now in this huge stadium called the USA we have had millions of gate crashers.
We have been asking security to check for tickets and remove the gate crashers.
We have been asking security to have better controls in checking at the door.
We have asked security to lock the back doors. Security has failed us.
They are still looking the other way. They are afraid to ask to see the tickets.
Many people say there is unlimited seating, and whether there is or not, no one should be allowed in for free while the rest of us pay full price!
In "section AZ", of "Stadium USA", we have had enough of the failures of Security.
We have decided to do our own ticket checking, and properly remove those who do not have tickets.
Now it seems very strange to me that so many people in the other 49 "sections", and even many in our own "section" do not want tickets checked, or even to be asked to show their ticket! Even the head of Security is chastising us, while not doing his own job which he has sworn to do.
My own ticket has been bought and paid for, so I am proudly going to show it when asked to do so.
I have a right to my seat, and I want the gate crashers to be asked to show their tickets too.
The only reason that I can imagine anyone objecting to being asked for their ticket is that they are in favor of gate crashing, and all of the illegal activities that go with it, such as drug smuggling, gang wars, murder, human smuggling for profit, and many more illegal and inhumane acts that we are trying to prevent with our new legislation.
Is that what I am hearing from all of the protestors such as Phoenix Mayor Gordon, US Rep. Grijalva, even President Obama?
If you are not in favor of showing tickets, (proof of citizenship, passport, green card, or other legal document) when asked, as I would do proudly, then you must be condoning those illegal activities."
Written by a US Citizen, Globe, Arizona.
Thanks to Stevienatt
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