50 more days until the election.
I'm 51 years old and never in my entire life have I looked forward to an election as I am now. I did not even pay this much attention to the last presidential election. I mean, I knew who was gonna win that that and it wasn't my folks, but in 50 motherfucking days, we're gonna watch the Obamessiah fixing to take it in the ass.
Yeah. I'm taking the next day off work, I'm eating pork, shooting my guns off and emailing the White House to tell you to suck my wee-wee.
I'm also gonna tell Michelle to take off her boobie belt. It looks fucking stupid.
Monday, September 13, 2010
I missed another bet here
I watched "Pay it Forward" again last night. I don't know why I do that shit.
There's 2 scenes in that movie that fucks me every time and they're both right at the end.
The first one is where Mama finds out the boy didn't make it.
The second is the tribute where about a million people gather outside the home to remember Trevor.
Too bad I've never seen this movie with a new sweetie.
I guaranteed I'd get laid.
There's 2 scenes in that movie that fucks me every time and they're both right at the end.
The first one is where Mama finds out the boy didn't make it.
The second is the tribute where about a million people gather outside the home to remember Trevor.
Too bad I've never seen this movie with a new sweetie.
I guaranteed I'd get laid.
CharlieGodammit update
No, I didn't get CGD cut today. I called and the quickest they could do it was in 3 weeks. I told them I'd call back.
Okay, here's the story about him getting rolled by a cop car.
I had just came in from errands and noticed that my porch plants needed watering so I opened up the back door and window for a cross breeze, filled my watering jug and commenced to watering. I truly thought the front security door was latched but it wasn't. I saw CharlieGodammit out of the corner of my eye as he was slinking off the porch and hollered at him which is basically a green light for him and he hauled ass. Right into the street. Right in front of a cop car. I heard a screech, saw CGD go rolling, and I about fucking died on the spot.
Okay, I knew shit was going get tight so I unholstered and flipped my 45 on the couch (no sense in picking up extra charges, right?) and ran out. By the time I got off the porch CGD was up and on top of the hood of the cop car daring him to open the fucking door. He was pissed and wanted to know how big a boy that cop thought he was.
I started hollering "Don't shoot my dog, Don't shoot him! Let me get him."
The cop rolls down his window and says "Don't worry, Kenny. It's all good. But he's bleeding so hurry up."
Fuck me running. He used to live next door where my pyscho neighbor lives now. I can remember when this kid graduated from the police academy. Who says there ain't a God?
Mick offered to run him to the vet but I ended up taking him in.
Anyways. Charlie bit his tongue, 4 stitches, had no broken bones and nobody got shot. And I'm out $275 for an emergency vet bill.
And he's a bit sore today. I can understand that - I been run over before too.
Okay, here's the story about him getting rolled by a cop car.
I had just came in from errands and noticed that my porch plants needed watering so I opened up the back door and window for a cross breeze, filled my watering jug and commenced to watering. I truly thought the front security door was latched but it wasn't. I saw CharlieGodammit out of the corner of my eye as he was slinking off the porch and hollered at him which is basically a green light for him and he hauled ass. Right into the street. Right in front of a cop car. I heard a screech, saw CGD go rolling, and I about fucking died on the spot.
Okay, I knew shit was going get tight so I unholstered and flipped my 45 on the couch (no sense in picking up extra charges, right?) and ran out. By the time I got off the porch CGD was up and on top of the hood of the cop car daring him to open the fucking door. He was pissed and wanted to know how big a boy that cop thought he was.
I started hollering "Don't shoot my dog, Don't shoot him! Let me get him."
The cop rolls down his window and says "Don't worry, Kenny. It's all good. But he's bleeding so hurry up."
Fuck me running. He used to live next door where my pyscho neighbor lives now. I can remember when this kid graduated from the police academy. Who says there ain't a God?
Mick offered to run him to the vet but I ended up taking him in.
Anyways. Charlie bit his tongue, 4 stitches, had no broken bones and nobody got shot. And I'm out $275 for an emergency vet bill.
And he's a bit sore today. I can understand that - I been run over before too.
Yeah, I don't know what the hell happened.
I was sitting here with my mail page open playing solitaire when I message from BillyBob pops up wanting to know if I deleted all the comments on my blog.
I log in and sure enough, about a weeks' worth are gone. That's fucked up.
I hadn't been on the blog all fucking day.
Weird, huh?
Yeah, I went through and changed my fucking password, tweaked my security options, scratched my nuts and went back to my game.
I log in and sure enough, about a weeks' worth are gone. That's fucked up.
I hadn't been on the blog all fucking day.
Weird, huh?
Yeah, I went through and changed my fucking password, tweaked my security options, scratched my nuts and went back to my game.
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Charlie may survive
Me and CGD and Jamie all had a bad night last night. Me and Charlie reached an understanding, Jamie is still sending me fucked up emails and phone calls.
I'm calling Doc tomorrow and having him cut. There's room for only one dominant male in this household and do you wanna guess who that is? It ain't me that's gonna be looking at my balls in a mason jar every night.
I'm calling Doc tomorrow and having him cut. There's room for only one dominant male in this household and do you wanna guess who that is? It ain't me that's gonna be looking at my balls in a mason jar every night.
Leave it alone, Girl
You wouldn't dare. I've seen how much you love your dog.
- Jamielynn
You wanna bet? I'll kill him, skin him and give you his hide. He snarled at me.
Stay away from this. It's something you don't (and won't) understand. I know you like him but I'm the boss here. He's a fucking animal, nothing more, nothing less.
Seriously. Stay away from this. He pissed me off. If he lives or dies, it's his choice.
I don't want a vicious dog determining my place in life.
Goodbye, Jamie.
- Jamielynn
You wanna bet? I'll kill him, skin him and give you his hide. He snarled at me.
Stay away from this. It's something you don't (and won't) understand. I know you like him but I'm the boss here. He's a fucking animal, nothing more, nothing less.
Seriously. Stay away from this. He pissed me off. If he lives or dies, it's his choice.
I don't want a vicious dog determining my place in life.
Goodbye, Jamie.
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Wanna play games?
Charlie growled at me tonight. He was hit by a cop car earlier tonight (barely hit, more later) but the fact of the matter is he growled at me.
We were on the floor, I growled at him like I had a million times before and the motherfucker growled me back. Then I woofed him and he actually snapped at me.
I jammed him to the floor (gotta remember he's Buhund and American Husky, needs a very dominant man) and he stalked away from me snarling. What the fuck?
The only reason (and I'm fucking serious here) that he's still alive after that bullshit was that a fucking cop car rolled him earlier. I'll cut him some slack for a minute because if that.
But let the motherfucker jams me up again and his brains will be fertilizing the begonias.
I will take no shit off no dog.
We were on the floor, I growled at him like I had a million times before and the motherfucker growled me back. Then I woofed him and he actually snapped at me.
I jammed him to the floor (gotta remember he's Buhund and American Husky, needs a very dominant man) and he stalked away from me snarling. What the fuck?
The only reason (and I'm fucking serious here) that he's still alive after that bullshit was that a fucking cop car rolled him earlier. I'll cut him some slack for a minute because if that.
But let the motherfucker jams me up again and his brains will be fertilizing the begonias.
I will take no shit off no dog.
Friday, September 10, 2010
Okay, I'll give you this much.
I was off that day, sleeping late and my wife who wasn't working at the time was sleeping in with me, enjoying the togetherness that unemployment gave us.
My fucking house phone (no cell back then) was going off over and over. I finally got up and answered it. It was Mom. "Why in the fuck aren't you answering your phone? Turn on the TV. The shit is on now!"
I flipped the phone onto the couch and turned on the TV just in time to see a motherfucking plane crash into the first Tower.
WHAT IN THE FUCK????????
I ran into the bedroom, snatched Niki out of bed by the hair and yelled "We're at war!"
Her reply? "What did I do now?"
Quit laughing.
I went and filled my tanks and a 55 gallon drum with gas (fucking Arabs, never can when they're gonna cut us off) and found I was like number 97 in line.
Okay, I saw the same scene about a million times that day, felt the same way every time.
Then a week later I start hearing shit that the media was going to quit showing it because it INFLAMED feelings of hatred.
Fucking A it did. I agree with Alan Jackson. If it was up to me, I'd show it every day.
We had American flags on every house for a week or so. That was it.
My flag flew before that day and it's flown every damned day since. Matter of fact when I give directions to my house I tell them to watch for the flag. It's the only one on the street.
Remember 9/11.
And that's all you're gonna hear from me on the subject.
Fuck Obama
My fucking house phone (no cell back then) was going off over and over. I finally got up and answered it. It was Mom. "Why in the fuck aren't you answering your phone? Turn on the TV. The shit is on now!"
I flipped the phone onto the couch and turned on the TV just in time to see a motherfucking plane crash into the first Tower.
WHAT IN THE FUCK????????
I ran into the bedroom, snatched Niki out of bed by the hair and yelled "We're at war!"
Her reply? "What did I do now?"
Quit laughing.
I went and filled my tanks and a 55 gallon drum with gas (fucking Arabs, never can when they're gonna cut us off) and found I was like number 97 in line.
Okay, I saw the same scene about a million times that day, felt the same way every time.
Then a week later I start hearing shit that the media was going to quit showing it because it INFLAMED feelings of hatred.
Fucking A it did. I agree with Alan Jackson. If it was up to me, I'd show it every day.
We had American flags on every house for a week or so. That was it.
My flag flew before that day and it's flown every damned day since. Matter of fact when I give directions to my house I tell them to watch for the flag. It's the only one on the street.
Remember 9/11.
And that's all you're gonna hear from me on the subject.
Fuck Obama
September 11, 2010
You not going to find any posts here about 9/11 on this horrible day.
I'm not being un-patriotic, I'm not being callous. Every one of you know how much I love my Country and how much I hate our enemies.
It's just that there are so many more people that can express themselves so much better than I can about the subject. Please go to my blogroll for that.
Thanks.
Fuck Obama
I'm not being un-patriotic, I'm not being callous. Every one of you know how much I love my Country and how much I hate our enemies.
It's just that there are so many more people that can express themselves so much better than I can about the subject. Please go to my blogroll for that.
Thanks.
Fuck Obama
Thursday, September 09, 2010
Rob Ronning's free tonight
Thank God that the judge saw through the bullshit and granted him bail.
He was so fucking dangerous that he was denied bail at first but now a Federal Judge granted him his freedom for only $100,000?
Let's see, that's $10,000 cash bond and the deed to his house or business.
Fuck, I could even bail out for that.......
Yeah. I'm thinking these charges will either be dropped or seriously reduced.
Fuck you, Mikey.
A federal judge Wednesday granted bail for a Modesto gun shop owner arrested last week on suspicion of selling guns illegally to undercover agents.
Robert John Ronning, 42, of Salida was being held at the Sacramento County Jail. His attorney, Adam Stewart, said Ronning was expected to post $100,000 bail by Wednesday night.
Stewart said one of the conditions of his release is Ronning cannot be near guns, so he won't be returning to the gun shop for now.
Ronning's wife is expected to take the reins of the business and reopen the gun shop at some point, Stewart said.
Ronning is scheduled to appear in federal court again Sept. 17 for a preliminary hearing.
Ronning was arrested on suspicion of illegal gun sales, including the unlawful transfers of unregistered gun silencers and a machine gun, according to the U.S. attorney's office in Sacramento.
He is a federal firearms licensee and owner of Ronning Arms Inc. in the 2000 block of Yosemite Boulevard, just west of El Vista Avenue in east Modesto.
Federal prosecutors said Ronning sold two gun silencers, seven assault weapons and a machine gun to undercover ATF agents and others posing as Mexican citizens without identification at the Yosemite Boulevard business.
The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives is leading the investigation.
Read more: http://www.modbee.com/2010/09/09/1330262/modesto-gun-shop-owner-gets-bail.html#ixzz0z5p9ivnF
He was so fucking dangerous that he was denied bail at first but now a Federal Judge granted him his freedom for only $100,000?
Let's see, that's $10,000 cash bond and the deed to his house or business.
Fuck, I could even bail out for that.......
Yeah. I'm thinking these charges will either be dropped or seriously reduced.
Fuck you, Mikey.
A federal judge Wednesday granted bail for a Modesto gun shop owner arrested last week on suspicion of selling guns illegally to undercover agents.
Robert John Ronning, 42, of Salida was being held at the Sacramento County Jail. His attorney, Adam Stewart, said Ronning was expected to post $100,000 bail by Wednesday night.
Stewart said one of the conditions of his release is Ronning cannot be near guns, so he won't be returning to the gun shop for now.
Ronning's wife is expected to take the reins of the business and reopen the gun shop at some point, Stewart said.
Ronning is scheduled to appear in federal court again Sept. 17 for a preliminary hearing.
Ronning was arrested on suspicion of illegal gun sales, including the unlawful transfers of unregistered gun silencers and a machine gun, according to the U.S. attorney's office in Sacramento.
He is a federal firearms licensee and owner of Ronning Arms Inc. in the 2000 block of Yosemite Boulevard, just west of El Vista Avenue in east Modesto.
Federal prosecutors said Ronning sold two gun silencers, seven assault weapons and a machine gun to undercover ATF agents and others posing as Mexican citizens without identification at the Yosemite Boulevard business.
The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives is leading the investigation.
Read more: http://www.modbee.com/2010/09/09/1330262/modesto-gun-shop-owner-gets-bail.html#ixzz0z5p9ivnF
Fuck Mikey
Okay, check this shit out.
I figured the DOJ bullshit out. For them that don't know, go down a few posts.
I was wondering why DOJ would google me instead of using that high-speed secret-squirrel shit they have. Then I flash back to that punk Mikey. For them that don't know, go down a little further.
He had told me that he knew several Federal Agents (like that's something to be proud of) and that he worked in Law Enforcement. Also mentioned the "thin blue line" like I was supposed to fucking impressed or something. So naturally I assumed he was a cop. Wrong wrong wrong.
I did a little checking here and there with the information sitemeter gave me and found out he lives within 30 minutes of D.C. I went a little further and found out he works for DOJ.
Basically what happened was Mikey took a break from viewing porn on our dime to google me trying to dig up dirt. What he found and where he fucked up was a series of comments that I made at my good friend Debs' website, http://www.debbbiedoesdrivel.com/
If you're interested in reading the post go to:
http://www.debbiedoesdrivel.com/2010/05/clippings-from-fridge-when-your-name-is.html
The shit is fucking funny. Read the post and especially the comments following. I mean, who in the fuck would name their kid Jihad?
You'll recognize my comments by my dry wit, my grasp of political history and plus I posted under the handle Wirecutter.
So, I'm sorry that I ain't on a list.
But I'm still trying dammit.
I figured the DOJ bullshit out. For them that don't know, go down a few posts.
I was wondering why DOJ would google me instead of using that high-speed secret-squirrel shit they have. Then I flash back to that punk Mikey. For them that don't know, go down a little further.
He had told me that he knew several Federal Agents (like that's something to be proud of) and that he worked in Law Enforcement. Also mentioned the "thin blue line" like I was supposed to fucking impressed or something. So naturally I assumed he was a cop. Wrong wrong wrong.
I did a little checking here and there with the information sitemeter gave me and found out he lives within 30 minutes of D.C. I went a little further and found out he works for DOJ.
Basically what happened was Mikey took a break from viewing porn on our dime to google me trying to dig up dirt. What he found and where he fucked up was a series of comments that I made at my good friend Debs' website, http://www.debbbiedoesdrivel.com/
If you're interested in reading the post go to:
http://www.debbiedoesdrivel.com/2010/05/clippings-from-fridge-when-your-name-is.html
The shit is fucking funny. Read the post and especially the comments following. I mean, who in the fuck would name their kid Jihad?
You'll recognize my comments by my dry wit, my grasp of political history and plus I posted under the handle Wirecutter.
So, I'm sorry that I ain't on a list.
But I'm still trying dammit.
Wednesday, September 08, 2010
Think you're a good shot?
Try this simple drill.
Put up a piece of plywood, 18" across by 24" tall. Draw a line down through the center, another one across it about 9" from the top.
Stand facing your target at 25 yards.
Start walking towards it at a normal pace. About halfway there, draw, come to a modified Weaver while still walking and start shooting 2 shots per pace. Aim where the 2 lines intersect.
Reload as you need to, continue to shoot until you're 3 feet away.
Any hits on the target count. Any hits within 3 inches of the intersection of your lines is a kill.
Count your hits compared to shots fired. Then look at that huge fucking group that you just shot and remind yourself that it was a handgun, not a shotgun you were shooting.
My point is that self defense shooting very seldom happen at the range unless you happen to live in Los Angeles. Find a place where you can shoot different scenarios, even if it takes a day trip. Take lots of ammo, plywood, and lunch. Have fun and shoot from every damned angle and cover you can think of.
It may save your life, even if it just serves to show you that you ain't as good as you thought you were.
Put up a piece of plywood, 18" across by 24" tall. Draw a line down through the center, another one across it about 9" from the top.
Stand facing your target at 25 yards.
Start walking towards it at a normal pace. About halfway there, draw, come to a modified Weaver while still walking and start shooting 2 shots per pace. Aim where the 2 lines intersect.
Reload as you need to, continue to shoot until you're 3 feet away.
Any hits on the target count. Any hits within 3 inches of the intersection of your lines is a kill.
Count your hits compared to shots fired. Then look at that huge fucking group that you just shot and remind yourself that it was a handgun, not a shotgun you were shooting.
My point is that self defense shooting very seldom happen at the range unless you happen to live in Los Angeles. Find a place where you can shoot different scenarios, even if it takes a day trip. Take lots of ammo, plywood, and lunch. Have fun and shoot from every damned angle and cover you can think of.
It may save your life, even if it just serves to show you that you ain't as good as you thought you were.
Koran burning
Okay, let me get this out of the way before a shitload of muslims show up at my house burning bibles or Mikey starts spouting off again.
I personally think that the Pastor is a fucking idiot and yeah, he's going to inflame hatred from the muslims to us regular folks.
I find it offensive that he's going to burn korans for a couple of reasons.
First, you gotta understand that I grew up (for the most part) in Germany where Pops was stationed in the 60s and 70s. World War II wasn't that far in the past - 20 years the first time I was there - and for some reason I remember hearing about Hitler burning books. It sticks in my mind. So naturally, I'm think Nazi when I hear book burning.
Okay. Reason number two: It's a fucking book, man. I was brought up to believe that books were things to be respected, no matter what the content. I don't dogear the pages of books, I don't lay them pages down, I don't throw them away and I damned sure don't burn them.
All that said, I support his right to be a fucking idiot.
Am I going to burn my copy of the koran that day?
No.
I personally think that the Pastor is a fucking idiot and yeah, he's going to inflame hatred from the muslims to us regular folks.
I find it offensive that he's going to burn korans for a couple of reasons.
First, you gotta understand that I grew up (for the most part) in Germany where Pops was stationed in the 60s and 70s. World War II wasn't that far in the past - 20 years the first time I was there - and for some reason I remember hearing about Hitler burning books. It sticks in my mind. So naturally, I'm think Nazi when I hear book burning.
Okay. Reason number two: It's a fucking book, man. I was brought up to believe that books were things to be respected, no matter what the content. I don't dogear the pages of books, I don't lay them pages down, I don't throw them away and I damned sure don't burn them.
All that said, I support his right to be a fucking idiot.
Am I going to burn my copy of the koran that day?
No.
Tuesday, September 07, 2010
Yeah. Let's not offend them.
GAINESVILLE, Fla. – The government turned up the pressure Tuesday on the head of a small Florida church who plans to burn copies of the Quran on Sept. 11, warning him that doing so could endanger U.S. troops and Americans everywhere.
Let's see. They burn 3 buildings in NYC with a loss of 3000 lives, their fucking book advocates this type of violence and your government is asking that we don't offend them.
How about we torch some of those in Gitmo? I mean after all, don't they preach an eye for an eye?
Burn, Baby. Burn.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100908/ap_on_re_us/quran_burning
Let's see. They burn 3 buildings in NYC with a loss of 3000 lives, their fucking book advocates this type of violence and your government is asking that we don't offend them.
How about we torch some of those in Gitmo? I mean after all, don't they preach an eye for an eye?
Burn, Baby. Burn.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100908/ap_on_re_us/quran_burning
Bushwhacks' dogs
There's my dogs...A lab, a Rot, a shepherd and rat terrier...All rescue dogs.
-Bushwhack
And to think that you accused me of beating off over their pictures.......
Ryans' Emma
Ken,
Attached is a pic of Emma, I believe that Emma could out do Charliegoddamnit in a fucking shit up contest. Lets see so far the little fucker has eaten one truck interior, 5 or 6 cell phone chargers, about 3 or 4 pairs of the wifes shoes, 1 window casing, and numerous neighborhood cats. She’s a hell of a bird dog though.
-Ryan
Mom would be so proud.......
Deb from http://www.debbiedoesdrivel.com/ sent me this from her sitemeter page tonight in regards to some motherfucker named Jihad that got shot (imagine that) on his front porch. She got a lot of fucked up comments before closing the thread but not before I got mine in to support her.
Her words to me tonight:
Thought this would make you proud. It brought the searcher to my "Jihad" post, the one where you wanted to, and I wanted you to, rip the "offended" commenters a new one.
Congrats on having someone from the Dept of Justice searching Google for you (our tax dollars hard at work). Hey, it got me all excited! Now maybe I'm on The List too! Woo Hoo!!
I was beginning to think all my hard work was for nothing. Yep, that's me in red on the bottom.
Bulk Ammo
Hey, if you shoot as much as I do but don't reload, I got a place where you can score some bulk ammo cheap.
A longtime reader, Steve, sent me a link to his business and I told him I'd hook him up.
http://www.bulkammo.com/
As always, check your local and state regulations when it comes to recieving ammo via mail, UPS or FEDEX. Don't want the fucking feds on our asses.
Seriously, take a couple of minutes, look up your caliber and compare prices. I did and I'll be doing some Christmas shopping there.
Steve, you fucking owe me a discount, Bro.
A longtime reader, Steve, sent me a link to his business and I told him I'd hook him up.
http://www.bulkammo.com/
As always, check your local and state regulations when it comes to recieving ammo via mail, UPS or FEDEX. Don't want the fucking feds on our asses.
Seriously, take a couple of minutes, look up your caliber and compare prices. I did and I'll be doing some Christmas shopping there.
Steve, you fucking owe me a discount, Bro.
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