Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

-Will

Fucking Berkeley, I swear.

Amid calls from some politicians to press treason charges -- which could carry the death penalty -- against whoever leaked secret cables to WikiLeaks, the Berkeley, Calif., City Council is entertaining a resolution to declare that an Army private accused of leaking some classified information to the website is an American hero.

http://www.foxnews.com/

My future second ex-wife

You can tell this babe has her shit together, fashion wise.
Not only does her sling match her hat but her snake boots accent the dress. Very smart.

-Thanks, Bella

Bless you, my son

Hey, we all work with religious folks, right? Whether they be Christian, Jew, muslim, Hindu, whatever, we all have somebody that immediately pops into our minds. It may be because they attempt to live a Better Way, maybe because they belong to some weird-ass cult, maybe because they've tried to talk to you about their faith.
Whatever. That's light shit, man. Let me tell you about our Jesus freak at work.
This motherfucker is fruitloops. He has this crazed look in his eye and weird little smile and eat, breathes, and sleeps his Lord Jesus. Every conversation revolves around Jesus. He will approach you at work and start preaching. He came up to me once and with fucking tears in his eyes told me that Jesus loves me. I told him to get the fuck out of my way. Short conversation.....
Anyways, he leaves work and stands on corners waving signs urging you to repent. No shit. People have seen him.
He wears T-shirts with messages like REPENT OR PERISH in huge capital letters. Makes me feel like I'm being yelled at.
He likes to jump up at the end of union meetings and start preaching.
He prays out loud while he's taking a dump. That seems kinda disrespectful to me.
He goes to concerts like Metallica and Ozzy - not for the show but to stand in front of the venue with a megaphone telling people that they're going to hell.
Get the picture? If not, check out what the motherfucker drives........

I'm telling you, this dude is extreme. This is the guy you'd expect to nut up at work and kill 8 Mexicans, 1 white guy and a mullato which is pretty much the racial balance there.
He is so devout that if this fucker was muslim, he'd be jihading the dogshit out of everybody. He'd be the masked man holding up a severed head, he'd be the one flying airplanes into shit, he'd be the suicide bomber at a day care.

Grady, New Mexico update

Stevie Foodstamps sent the link for this story after I ran something about the hunt this morning.
I bet these folks are going to be overrun next year.

GRADY, N.M. (AP) — A coyote hunt around Grady that raised the ire of a resident went on over the weekend as scheduled.
A ranching family stepped in to sponsor the annual hunt after Grady newcomer Cliff Sagnotty questioned whether the public school district should sponsor a hunt.
The district had used the event in the last several years to raise money for girls' athletics in the community, which has a population of about 100.
Sagnotty had said the contest was outside the boundaries of what he thought a school should be doing for the community and was teaching students "just to kill."

His concern also brought publicity to the event.
Coyote conservation groups criticized it, saying hunting coyotes is cruel and ineffective at controlling the coyote population.
But Grady athletic director Alicia Rush said she was inundated with support.
"A lot of people are saying, 'Please don't not have the contest, we want to be in it,'" Rush said.
Eighteen teams signed up this year, compared with about nine last year.
"We were actually worried about it getting too big," Rush said.
Organizers would not estimate how much the contest made, but said it was on course to raise more than ever before.
Teams of hunters had two days to bring in as many coyotes as they could.
The first- and second-place teams brought in four carcasses each during the hunt Friday and Saturday. The tie was broken by the weight of the heaviest animal.

Kodi Mackechnie Chapman said she and her husband stepped in to sponsor the event because they wanted to make sure it didn't end. The Chapmans live in Lubbock, Texas, but often visit Grady, where Mackechnie Chapman has family.
"We believe this hunt is a necessity for this community, and we believe in girls' athletics," she said.
Ranchers said coyotes prey on their livestock, and Mackechnie Chapman's husband, Baker Chapman, said they harm farmers by eating or destroying crops.
"Coyotes come in there and really do a lot of damage to a watermelon crop," Chapman said.
Mackechnie Chapman took issue with the idea that young people involved in hunting are being taught to kill. She said they know the difference between managing predators and wanton killing.
"These are good kids out here," she said. "They know the reason behind it."

http://www.necn.com/11/28/10/Criticized-praised-coyote-hunt-goes-on-i/landing_scitech.html?&blockID=3&apID=768fe761d15f47ff9918f02ca869858b

It's true, I am hot.

Oh great. Cbullits' comparing hits on me an Charliegodammits' picture and some fine looking naked babes' model shoot.
Wanna guess who's winning so far?
http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2010/12/07/wtf-people/

OKIE FUCKING POWER!!!!!!!!

Coyote facts

The coyote in the picture is 'gaping', a form of intimidation or maintaining position in the pack structural order.

The coyote above doesn't seem to be too excited seeing as it's only giving a half-assed effort.

A coyote in full gape mode will, according to pictures I've seen and accounts I've read, be wearing that same facial expression but will have its' back hunched with its' hind feet just behind the fore feet and have its' tail tucked in tight against its' belly.

Usually only one coyote will gape while the other becomes almost immediately submissive. Because of that, the gape hardly ever results in an ass-whipping.

Okay. My sources are "The World of the Coyote" by Wayne Grady,
"God's Dog" by Hope Ryden,
and the hippie chick at the Great Valley Museum, Modesto Junior College.

Keep It Simple Stupid

Now you should never fuck it up again

Thanks, Phil.

The Great Grady, N.M. Coyote Hunt

Corncerning my post a couple weeks ago about the New Mexico school that held a coyote hunt to fund their sports agenda, Stevie Foodstamps sent this to my facebook page:

Hey, man! That coyote hunt went successful. That is not to say that they can't use your (or my) help next year. Ki-yeeep this shit in mind for next year, as they're surely gonna get back after those good folk, and those kids could use your h(y)elp.

Yeah, I'm still kicking around the idea of driving out there next year to offer support. If I'm too fucking lazy, I can at least mail a check.
Thanks Stevie, for keeping us in the loop.

Deer picture from Steve

My boss went hunting this past weekend and got himself a mule deer. I thought you all would appreciate a pic.


We do appreciate it and thanks!

Somebodys' Monday is fixing to get worse

Yeah? Well, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!!!

Oh dear God, what have I done now?

Friday I did something that many of us fantasize about but few do.
I told my TV service to fuck off and had my shit disconnected.
It wasn't one of those rash moments that y'all might have suspected, in fact I've been considering it for a couple of months now.
Me and Woody had been talking at work about how there really isn't shit on anyways and it's basically a mind-numbing, money and time wasting tool of the left wing government to subject us all to........ Sorry, I got wound up there. But seriously, I don't watch network news, I don't watch sports and the only network series I watched was Criminal Minds. So between Criminal Minds and the 2 hunting programs (both of which I can watch on their websites) I was really really really watching 2 hours of TV a week at 65 bucks a month. That's pretty fucking expensive for something I didn't really need.
But what really got to me was the amount of time the TV was on - from right afterI showered until I went to bed. Pure fucking noise and nothing else.
So I went to Netflix and joined for 10 bucks a month for both streaming videos and DVDs mailed to my home for when I get tired of reading and need a TV/Movie fix. Also plan on joining hulu.com later today for a broader selection. That'll run me another 7 bucks.
It's been really nice these past couple of days. I've finished one book, started another and have gotten a few minor things done around the house.
Plus I cooked an ass-kicking roast in the slow-cooker yesterday and really got to enjoy it without and distractions.

P.I. - Politically Incorrect

My new black neighbor came up to me and said "I'm sick of all the "innocent" racist remarks you keep slipping in every time we talk."
I said "Now hang on just a cotton picking minute..."

And that reminds me of a couple of weeks ago when I saw Charles, the only black boss on day shift, after he'd been out for surgery.
"Charles, you sweet motherfucker! I haven't seen you in a coons' age!"
He just laughed and said he was on vacation making chitlins and watermelon wine.

Blog Roll

Okay, I've got all the dead links off and added a few more, the most recent addition being Right is Right ( http://righttisright.blogspot.com/ ) added this morning.
I've also got it set so that the most recent posts go automatically to the top of the blogroll. That helps me to weed out the dead links and lets you know who's most active in posting.

Coyote paste

Driving home from work, I've been noticing a family of coyotes mousing a cornfield that had just been cut for silage. I've pulled over a couple of times and watched them hunt, and them not pay me one bit of mind. I'd sit in my truck and watch them hunt and play less than 25 feet away.
It's hard to tell because it's usually dusk, but I'm pretty sure there's a breeding pair and a couple of this years' pups. These valley coyotes are scrawny li'l fuckers, 20-30 pounds tops, so it's hard to judge the age by size.
It got to the point to where I'd slow down and check the field when I went by, hoping to see them.
On the way home last night there was a freshly killed coyote right on the centerline near the field I see them in. Fuck, it kinda sorta bummed me out. Then on the way in this morning I passed it again after being run over all night. It was just a big greasy smear in the middle of the road  - you know, coyote paste.
So this morning I was talking to Janet (our traffic clerk and an animal lover) and asked if she remembered me telling her about the coyotes. She got a big smile, said yes! and wanted to know if I'd "visited" them recently.
"Yeah, as a matter of fact I saw one that had been run over close to the river" I said, already knowing how to play it.
She cocked her head to one side, clasped her hands, got a little frown on her face and said "Awwww, was it one of the adults or one of the puppy dogs?"
I looked her in the eye and said "Damned if I know. It's hard to tell when the motherfucker is spread out over 160 square feet."
The look on her face...........