From the book "365 Ways To Drive a Liberal Crazy"
#17 of 365:
Quote with appropriate reverence and non-judgmental, multicultural appreciation the great Iranian religious leader Ayatollah Khomeini:
"To marry a girl before she begins menstruating is a divine blessing."
If your liberal friend starts sputtering, cheerfully inquire, "Who are you to judge another culture—you're not Islamophobic, are you?"