Monday, February 21, 2011

And that's how the fight started......

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes" she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend..... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
 "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
 And that's how the fight started.....

-Niki

1 comment:

Tom said...

For those of you who don't know me, I'm a pretty good-sized guy -- about 6' 5", 275 lbs...

So I'm out driving this afternoon, and as was coming up to a stop sign, I got distracted by a gorgeous young lady walking along -- and I bumped into the car in front of me.

I knew I hadn't hit the guy that hard, and I got out to see if I'd done any damage to his back bumper. Well, his car door opened and out jumped a midget! Really! And he stomped to the back of his car, looked at his bumper, and shouted out "I AM NOT HAPPY!"\

And I looked down at him and said, "Well then, which one of the dwarfs are you?"

And that's when the fight started...