Another Modesto car thief

Meanwhile, Modesto Police Department continues to deny allegations of brutality......

That was sarcasm, folks.
Puts to mind a story in the local paper 10 or 15 years back - a local biker came home to find his front door open. While he went in to check on his bike which was parked in the living room, his old lady went next door and called the cops. When the cops got there, the biker was chasing the thief around and around the bike and the thief was screaming for somebody to save him.
Hilarious......