Sunday, February 20, 2011

For all my blogger friends on the Right

I saw the lead-in for this article over at Western Rifle Shooters Association http://westernrifleshooters.blogspot.com/ and thought it was a pretty interesting read for anybody that blogs on the Right.
Does this mean that when I go to Sitemeter after a critical government or Fuck Obama post I won't be seeing a shitload of hits from ISPs that read  #00.000.000 with a location of Unknown anymore? Or more blatantly, some of the alphabet agencies with a location of Washington DC or Virginia?
Not that I really give a flying fuck.

And why only 500 fake personas? Even with the multiples that each one can create, do they think that they have nearly enough now to cover everybody that's critical of Dear Leader and his bitches?
Dream on, motherfuckers.


Why Did the U.S. Military Buy 500 Fake Internet Personas?
The answer to the question "why does the government need software to create a bunch of fake Internet "people?" is probably quite simple, and while Daily Kos seems to feel it has to do with attacking progressives, I'm afraid the aim of the purchase is far more subversive and far-reaching. Leave it to libtards to take it personally and ignore the fact that there is an ongoing war against Americans, waged by their own government, that has so far claimed our privacy, freedom and now our economic well-being.

I also remind Daily Kos here that the American progressive is already an extinct creature, replaced by leftist maniacs too drunk on their own perceived invincibility to realize that they're the ones holding the torches as Rome burns. I have no problem with progressives and could probably play one on TV as I believe in crazy ideas like advancing knowledge and equal rights and am fascinated by the sociology of economics, all matters progressives tend to say they are into. I believe gays should be allowed to marry but churches should be allowed to say they refuse to marry them (that's the whole separation of church and state we seem to have forgotten about). Just as the true conservative has been replaced with a holier-than-thou army of Christian fundamentalist freaks who obviously haven't read a Bible lately since the one I read said something about "love your brother" and "judge not lest ye be judged," we are once again losing the battle by fighting amongst ourselves over semantics instead of attacking the true enemy.

But what if the enemy could replicate itself to infinity and invade our most sacred space of information exchange, the Internet? Worse, what if they already have?

We have known for a long time this happens. It's why sketchy IP addresses show up in my stats and comments appear on politically-charged websites that seem to paint the OP as a kook or set up a critical mass of straw men to otherwise discredit the point of the article. I've seen it in practice and it's usually more sad than frightening. Real commenters get so caught up in their feelings they let their emotions bleed through the keyboard. Real commenters are idiot Americans who were churned through our sub-par public school system and don't know the difference between your and you're. But fake commenters always seem to be cool and collected, with perfect use of their and they're and even there. The next time you're trolling Huffington Post, Daily Kos, the New York Times, WSJ, whatever your media poison, keep your eyes peeled for these disinformation agents and you might just see what I mean.

But I digress. We're talking about defense contractors and their weird plans to make a bunch of fake Internet personas, right? The HBGary Federal attack is just a little too complicated to get into here without its own post, so let's just say HBGary's CEO Aaron Barr got humiliated by Anonymous while at the same time being outed to the very targets of his bizarre plot to attack the Internets with fake personas. But the plot wasn't just a sick fantasy in Barr's head, as the following excerpt from a hacked HBGary email explains:

Persona management entails not just the deconfliction of persona artifacts such as names, email addresses, landing pages, and associated content. It also requires providing the human actors technology that takes the decision process out of the loop when using a specific persona. For this purpose we custom developed either virtual machines or thumb drives for each persona. This allowed the human actor to open a virtual machine or thumb drive with an associated persona and have all the appropriate email accounts, associations, web pages, social media accounts, etc. pre-established and configured with visual cues to remind the actor which persona he/she is using so as not to accidentally cross-contaminate personas during use.

JDA would like to take this opportunity to assure loyal readers that she is, in fact, an actual person. TLP can confirm this but won't because he knows better than to open his mouth but he's a real person too. I've met WC Varones in person so I can say he, too, is real. Let's not forget Financial Armageddon's Michael Panzner, who we know is real since we've chatted on the phone and my dear Going Concern editor the Caleb Newquist, who has to be real simply because of the very real pain in my ass I feel whenever we talk. As for anyone else? Your guess is as good as mine.

Anyway. The really bad news is that this isn't theoretical, the Air Force actually secured the rights to 500 fake personas, claiming they'd be used at MacDill AFB, Kabul, Afghanistan and Baghdad, Iraq. Strange, MLM bots manage to do this on Twitter all the time and don't need to shell out huge amounts of money to do it.


Solicitation Number:
RTB220610
Notice Type:
Sources Sought
Synopsis:
Added: Jun 22, 2010 1:42 pm Modified: Jun 22, 2010 2:07 pmTrack Changes
0001- Online Persona Management Service. 50 User Licenses, 10 Personas per user.
Software will allow 10 personas per user, replete with background , history, supporting details, and cyber presences that are technically, culturally and geographacilly consistent. Individual applications will enable an operator to exercise a number of different online persons from the same workstation and without fear of being discovered by sophisticated adversaries. Personas must be able to appear to originate in nearly any part of the world and can interact through conventional online services and social media platforms. The service includes a user friendly application environment to maximize the user's situational awareness by displaying real-time local information.


If you ask me, they're trying to hide their stalker-like behavior. Why else would they need a bunch of fake IPs?

0003- Static IP Address Management. 50 each
Licence protects the identity of government agencies and enterprise organizations. Enables organizations to manage their persistent online personas by assigning static IP addresses to each persona. Individuals can perform static impersonations, which allow them to look like the same person over time.
Also allows organizations that frequent same site/service often to easily switch IP addresses to look like ordinary users as opposed to one organization.


You can't tell me our military isn't advanced enough to know how to use Hide My Ass or some similar proxy server, nor can you tell me whoever it is they're allegedly watching in Iraq and Afghanistan (likely story, didn't we win Iraq years ago?) use StatCounter (JDA's tracking software of choice) or some similar tracking software themselves. Since when does Osama bin Laden blog and obsessively track his stats? I don't buy it.

Related reading: The Information Super-Sewer: Will the Internet be Hijacked by Corporate Interests by Chris Hedges via Global Research.
It's happening, people, the question is whether you'll be standing there arguing with a fake sockpuppet of the establishment or shoving your foot up his or her fictitious ass when it happens to you.
And great... if "They" weren't watching me before... you can bet your sweet assets They are now.
 
http://www.jrdeputyaccountant.com/2011/02/why-did-us-military-buy-500-fake.html

7 comments:

Randy said...

I used to read your blog on a .gov computer, DC address. Now DHS has blocked your site under various criteria. Now, I read it at home. Most of the .gov hits on your site are probably bored govt employees, but you never know.

Niki said...

Told you it might just be they were looking for a laugh.(Randy proved it.) As far as fake personas, maybe they are hoping to have an influence on the youth of America, you know helping them become democrats or Obama supporters without us knowing about it.

wirecutter said...

I'VE BEEN BLOCKED BY DHS????
YES!!!!!!!!!!
I'd like to thank all my faithful readers, my folks who supported me, all of my blogging friends, my dog CharlieGodammit........

Niki said...

Too many tax dollars being wasted by employees reading your blog.

Deb said...

CONGRATS!

Now we just have to figure out how to get a fatwah declared on you! I wouldn't imagine that would be too difficult for a man of your talents.

Bella said...

I think that Niki, Yolo, Deb, Me and NutJob might have to come and save you. Are you going to Crowbar Hotel, my friend? If not, we can have a couple of beers and a barbee?

Skip said...

I'll bring the whisky.
I am on so many lists at .gov that it would take IT a month to delete me.