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Friday, February 11, 2011

I've gone tits up. Finally. Praise the Lord.

I'm thinking it's a pitiful state of affairs when all I can think of is titties, how much I hate Obama and where in the fuck is my Dangerous Extremist shirt is so I can beat off without feeling real guilty. And oh yeah, I need a used oil filter, turpentine and vaseline.

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  1. We all have to grow up some time....

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  2. Is that why you let the ex-old lady in?

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  3. I had to read that last line a couple of times. Then I think I got it and wished I hadn't.

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  4. I must not be educated enough, I just can't figure out what the hell you need with a used oil filter.
    As someone who was married for over 20 years to my ex, I ain't saying anything but no, I haven't turned on ya.

    Weaver

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  5. I wasn't worried about you until now. A used oil filter? Never mind. I don't want to know.

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  6. Yet nobody wondered about the turpentine.

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  7. Turpentine? Many uses....Used oil filter? Probably have one or two I could send ya. Chevy 350 ok or ya want to go all out with a diesel filter? (Last you all weekend guaranteed!)

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  8. I figured it was for heat. No?

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  9. An turpentine... you rub a cats ass with a corncob, then hit it with some turp and hang on for the ride!!! Shit! That makes me sound like a pervert again....

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  10. "Tits up?" About time I found someone that speaks my lingo. Say that at work and I get a blank look. Kinda like when I say "Runs faster than a fresh fucked fox".

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  11. Don't see a damn thing off about that that post.
    Shit happens and ya deal, right?

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