Thursday, February 24, 2011

Yeah, whatever......

Last night my daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance, stop paying my college tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPad, and jewelry and give them to charity. Sell my car and take my front door key and throw me out of the house."
Well, she didn't actually put it like that. She said, "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed.”

-Orbitup

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Time to set an example for my daughter.. By shooting the muslim boyfriend. My real daughter brought Hussien home back in '03. Told her in no way was she to date this 'reformed' muslim muther fucker.. and not to try my patience any more. She dropped their relationship to save his life. Alex in Georgia

wirecutter said...

Right fucking on, Alex!
Thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...

Oh Yeah... FUCK OBAMA!!!

Alex in Georgia...