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Friday, April 22, 2011

And it all started with an innocent blow job

A mother of four accused of biting off her boyfriend's testicles has denied grievous bodily harm.
Maria Topp, 43, allegedly attacked Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat at 0400 GMT on 18 February.
He required emergency hospital treatment for his injuries.
Ms Topp, from Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, Gateshead, appeared at Newcastle Crown Court for a brief hearing on Thursday to deny the charge. She was granted bail.
Her two or three-day trial will be fixed later.

Thanks Bryn. I think.

*****

A trial? Yeah, right.
Any woman that's accused of nut-cuttin in any way, shape, or form should be immediately taken out and shot.
But that's just a mans opinion.
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2 comments:

  1. IrishApril 22, 2011 at 6:50 AM

    Great title for the post... it gave me a morning LOL :)

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  2. orbitupApril 22, 2011 at 10:11 PM

    He probably thought it was his lucky day. The first time he didn't have to beg for a BJ.

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