Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Are you fucking kidding me?

"We have to live within our means, reduce our deficit and get back on a path that will allow us to pay down our debt," the president said in a speech at George Washington University a few blocks from the White House.

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Live within our means? What in the FUCK do you know about living within my means? Any means?
Motherfucker, my bills are constantly one month behind and one jump ahead of a final notice. I shop for clothes at a thrift shop. I buy my tires at a used tire shop. I grow food in my backyard and not because I enjoy doing it. I keep the fish I catch to eat and you have no idea how much that hurts me - I can no longer afford to practice catch and release. I clip coupons. My heat in the house is non-existent (thank God I live in a somewhat temperate climate) and I don't even consider AC until it's above 90 degrees inside. Meat on the weekends is a fucking luxury as is dinner most nights, and yes I have had popcorn for dinner, you bastard. My TV service was cancelled by me months ago and I dearly miss it at times. Coyote hunting? Yeah right. Not so far this year.
And I make 23 bucks a fucking hour here in in Kalifornia. Seriously.
Obama, one week of your lifestyle would give me and my garden-sharing neighbors a life of luxury for a fucking year.

So here's a fucking challenge.
You, the motherfucker that says we should live within our means, I challenge you to come live within OUR means. Come sweat the price of gas. Come live the life of the mother that's ashamed to but still signs her babies up for free lunches at school knowing that's going to be the best meal of their day while her and her man do without. Come call the utility company and ask them to extend your service until you get paid Friday.  Come cook three 1 pot meals a week to last the entire week. Come shave your face (or legs) with hand soap because shaving cream is nice but not a necessity.
Come and refuse an invitation for drinks from a lady you admire and would like to get to know better because you can't afford to pay for the second round. Look at the hurt in her eyes and the disbelief at your bullshit excuse. Then walk away.

You sorry motherfucker.
I've worked my ass off my entire adult life. I've served my country and will gladly do so again if asked. I have drawn exactly ONE  unemployment check in my life.
I will fucking starve before asking for your help and yet you have the fucking audacity to say we must live within our means?

Fuck you, Obama.
Why don't YOU live within MY means?

22 comments:

Bushwack said...

Did anyone notice the speech he gave today? It was exactly like the campaign speeches he gave in 08. He pulled the heart strings, demonized everyone opposing his socialistic/Marxist "Dreams" and basically delivered an orgasmic speech for his progressifuck buddies.

I gotta say though, it was a great speech. He made it very special. He hit all the notes folks like to hear... But I really hope America sees through the speech and looks at his actions. He's had 4 years and his "Actions" have been Sub par at best. Fire the fucker before he ruins us like his family did in Kenya.

davecydell said...

Why you ain't Fuckin mainstream media is beyond me.

TexasFred said...

Best damned post you ever made as far as I know...

wirecutter said...

Bushwack - Blame his speechwriters, not him. That's probably what he's gonna do.....

davecydell - That's what I'm saying. I can't understand why I don't have my own motherfucking radio show making big bucks on NPR or Fox or something.
Fuck, even Juan Williams is on Fox.....

Tom said...

Wirecutter, you'd have to be on cable... Your "colorful" language is real (and usually appropriate!), but I don't think any of the normal outlets would touch it.

Maybe HBO or Showtime... or for radio, a deal like Howard Stern got for Sirius (or whatever).

For sure I'd watch / listen!

Tom

Tattoo Jim said...

Well, Ken, he is living within our means in a manner of speaking... all 300 million or so of us... sad to say we have to pay that fuckers salary... his job, and everyone in politics for that matter, should be a pay for performance salary... if they don't do what the American people want, they don't get paid... fuck, I'd love to have had a job where I could make up my own salary and give myself a raise and all the benefits that my little heart desired...
Fuck Obama !!!

Zilla/MJ said...

Preach it brother! I have to use fucking tape to keep the soles of my shoes from falling completely off. I once broke down in the grocery store while counting pennies because I realized I didn't have quite enough to buy the diapers AND milk that my baby needed. Obama and his fat bitch wookie spend in a day what would keep my family out of hot water for a year. One of her ugly purses could pay my grocery bill for many months! My husband and I don't even know what a vacation is, hell we didn't even have a honeymoon, I just cooked a nice dinner at home the day after our wedding.
They don't know what hungry is, but you, I and so many other Americans do. I fucking hate him.
BTW, I shared your post at that political page that I run at facebook.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/ANTI-CRAPTASTIC/127576023926747
If I had a TV station you'd be on it, and we'd both have decent shoes and food.

drjim said...

Dude, you are on a roll!
As far as I'm concerned, you just smacked another one outta da park!

davecydell said...

Friend of my has an observation: we are no longer the US of A. The US is replaced with THEM. We are the THEM of A.

stevienatt said...

Cutter, you and I would make for an awesome radio show. It would have to be on Sirius or XM because we won't stand for any bullshit restrictions. Fucking HI-larious!

Laura said...

Now that Donald Trump is making the kind of waves that should have been made during the run-up to the 2008 Election by our so called Press and by any or all of the Republican Candidates, I must confess that I have become a “Trump Cheerleader.”

I’ve maintained from early 2008, that Obama was and is a Fraud. Not in the sense that I questioned whether or not he was born in Hawaii ….. but more on the lines that I thought he was an empty suit portraying himself as some super intelligent and super competent Executive. It didn’t take me long to confirm my thinking just by looking at who his friends were and his public response to sitting in Wright’s racist Trinity Church for 20 years. My conclusion then and now is that BHO is an arrogant, petulant, super slick lying elixir salesman.

As to the Birth Certificate ….. I always wondered why he just didn’t show the darned thing to get this inconvenient matter out of the way. So from that point of view, I don’t think I was considered a so-called Birther. What I have been all along [and I’ve heard this label of late] is a “Proofer.” –

I don’t know much about this Guy that is now our President. But what I do know he is hiding a whole lot more than his Birth Certificate.

“Promising to be the most transparent president in history, Barack Hussein Obama is the most deliberately opaque president who has withheld many more records than his birth certificate. Not only has he withheld his records, he has fought to keep them hidden from public view, amassing legal fees that some claim to exceed a million dollars of his own money, and perhaps twice that amount if pro-bono and other legal work is counted.” (This quote from a Canada Free Press Article)

Anonymous said...

AMEN!

YOLO said...

i hope no one is forgetting about ALL the scum sucking politicians up there in that big White house, now are they???? Lets clean the whole damn works out and start over i say.

wirecutter said...

Laura, you speak my thoughts EXACTLY but in a nicer way.
Thank you.

wirecutter said...

Zilla, had I been in line behind you I damned sure would've made up the difference and then found a few bucks to pay you for a house cleaning or something because I know you wouldn't take charity.
Hey, my vacations are time off work, nothing more. I can't afford to go anywhere.
And feel free to use anything I post in any medium.

PatAZ said...

Couldn't agree with you more. I didn't listen to his yap, as I can't stand to hear him. I learn about things by reading. And your read said it all. I'm with you. Never been on the Govt dole in anyway whatsoever. And I grow tomatoes in pots on my patio during the winter. It's too dang hot in AZ in the summer. And I can't plant anything in the yard because I share property with the jackrabbits. Keep saying it. Even if it does no good.

dhanna59 said...

Wirecutter, Zilla/MJ's post made me so mad I cried... 'cause I understand. I would throw a few crawfish in the kettle for 'em if you want to organize it, I think they are good people...
LAURA, I am ASTOUNDED!! I have been so frustrated lately that I been drinkin' too much and plottin' ASSASSIN missions...I just been havin' a little difficulty gettin'my KINETIC weapons wish list together.
Anyway, your piece was so well written and QUESTIONLESS that I am so glad there are WOMEN like YOU so aware and so engaged!! KUDOS to you for such a SPEARHEAD of logic. Thank You my Dear!!!

Bella said...

^^ Just who the fuck is using my name? That Bella above is not me. Who's doing this Wirecutter? I've noticed a few posts from Bella's boyfriend, Bella's ex, etc. Do I gotta kick some ass?

The original Bella

wirecutter said...

Okay, Bella. Kick me an email when you post, I'll hold all comments from you until I get confirmation.

Pahoo said...

I didn't get to hear his speech.. can't stand looking up his nose. I read it though, and it was no more or less than I expected. Complete bullshit.

I see he's still using his WTF campaign slogan. Using that slogan is proof that neither he nor his speechwriters are in touch with America.

I can't wait to see his corrupt Chicago ass booted out of the White House!

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drjim said...

I checked out that scumbucket's blog. It's typical left-wing, moonbat crap.