Notice he has his eyes closed? It's a common tactic amongst convicts, knowing that eyes are what people remember the most, that's why cons try to blink when their mug shots are taken.
That's all good, motherfucker. I'll never forget your face.
Alto was keeping him busy when his ol' lady shagged her ass down to my place this weekend for backup.
He won't be around our neighborhood again after we dealt with his ass. We reached an "understanding".
Neighborhood Watch in action. Old School Neighborhood Watch, that is......
I can handle a liar, I can understand a fucking junkie but I hate hate hate a thief.
"No Honor Among Thieves".
ReplyDeleteCan he still open his eyes after the "understanding" was reached?
No.
ReplyDeleteCan't open his thieving hands either.
Anytime y'all need a little hep, I'm just down 99 a ways.
ReplyDeleteYep aint no justice like redneck justice.. I've about got my hood in the "Understanding" mode. They understand I've got a big yard and plenty of shovels...
ReplyDeleteGood man. Stay alert though, these thieves are rarely solo, they got friends and typical slug mentality dictates you blame the guy who caught you.
What did asshole steal? and did you catch him at it? Just wonderin
ReplyDeleteLiars, Junkies, and a Thief tend to be the same person. It all goes hand in hand. Keep in mind what Bushwack said, never turn your back on a coward, and if he comes back you will probably need to get some shovel exercise.
ReplyDeletePaul in Texas
Or a fucking liar..
ReplyDeletewhat did this POS steal anyway?
ReplyDeleteHe was carrying a car buffer and a pair of cowboy boots when Alto stopped him. Alto knows I keep a pair of boots on my porch when I'm gone to make it look like somebody's home and he assummed they were mine so he kept him busy until I got there.
ReplyDeleteThey weren't my boots but they were somebodys' and seeing as the asshole was walking, Alto figured he didn't own a car so the buffer was ripped off too.
I like Alto. He's smart.
I took the guys' picture for future reference and then Alto was all over his ass, so fucking quick it shocked me. Knocked him out with 2 punches, drug his ass to the curb and set his hands on them palm down and stomped fingers.
I like Alto. He's mean.
Then he asked me for my camera so I couldn't record any incriminating evidence and returned it couple hours later.
I like Alto. He's careful.
you were'nt a kiddin when you said "old school neighborhood watch".makes my fingers hurt just thinkin about it.
ReplyDeleteYeah. If we'd called the cops they would've cut him loose within 24 hours without a complaint and he'd be wandering our streets again.
ReplyDeleteThis way, he's out of my neighborhood and in yours.
Love you, Bro. Keep an eye out.
Don't know if you heard about it but here in north Alabama we went through a series of tornadoes about two weeks ago with hundreds killed and thousands homeless. Good people are helping others, but there are too damn many coming into the area with the only intention of carrying off anything from tools to large appliances that is not tied down or guarded.
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