Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Yes. Yes we do, you fucking punk.

 President Barack Obama ordered grisly photographs of Osama bin Laden in death sealed from public view on Wednesday, declaring, "We don't need to spike the football" in triumph after this week's daring middle-of-the-night raid.

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Hey motherfucker, we've all heard how you fucking delayed the decision to launch the raid for 16 hours. We know that you gave the coward an islamic burial to satisfy your muslim brothers (we must not offend them) and deny our Nation the pleasure of viewing his corpse at Ground Zero.
But now you deny us the pictures of him in death?
We have seen the videos of the planes flying into the tower. How grisly was that? We have seen the videos of people jumping to their deaths rather than face a fiery death. How grisly was that? We have seen the videos of beheadings by al quida. How grisly was that? And worst of all, we've all seen the pictures of our hometown soldiers that died in the hunt for him.
And now you deny us those pictures?
You're a fucking asshole, man.
We NEED to spike that football.