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Thursday, July 07, 2011

Happy happy me!

Today is my birthday. Who would've thought I'd make it to 30, much less 52?
Now if I can only last until November 2012.......

Thanks to Tom for the picture.

I took the day off and slept in til about 7 when Lisa woke me up with a fresh cup of hot coffee and then made me an outrageous breakfast of eggs fried in bacon grease along with biscuits and the best fucking sausage gravy to ever pass over my lips.
I never have been a birthday kind of guy but if she keeps this shit up today, I'm counting down the days until next years' big day.
Fuck Obama.

21 comments:

  1. Damn... you got it made. I need to teach my woman biscuits and gravy.

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  2. Happy Birthday, Ken! Mine is in ten days on the 17th! Maybe that's why I like you so much, cuz we're both cranky Cancer Crabs.
    I hope your day continues to be teh awesome.
    Fuck Obama!

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  3. happy b-day, ken!!

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  4. Happy, birthday, guy. You may have to growt older. But you don't have to grow up.

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  5. Happy b'day you whippersnapper, you!

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  6. aww happy birthday bacon boy!! may you get the 52 spankings you deserve! ;))) xx

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  7. Happy Birthday, ya old fuck!

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  8. Happy Birthday Baby! I am glad you are enjoying your day! I am also really lokking forward to giving you your birhday spanking....lol...Onward to the Justice Shed! : P
    Ready to blow out the bush fire your 52 candles will start...and make that wish a good one~!

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  9. TMi Lisa, just kidding. Happy Birthday Kenny and I'm just so glad that you've got a nice Gal to spend it with. Good on ya, Kenny and Lisa. Kisses, Bella

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  10. I don't know why this popped into my head, but I bet they're doing it right now...maybe so is your neighbour and we're on the computer. *Sigh*

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  11. May you live a hundred years,
    And drink a million beers...

    Get plastered you bastard,
    Happy Birthday to you!

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  12. Well dam mine is tomorrow. Now I know why we get along so good. But I'm older than you and that sucks.

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  13. Happy belated birthday young dude... I stopped counting after 50 myself...
    hehehe.... YOLO called you bacon boy... that's fucking funny!!!!!

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  14. Happy Belated Birthday Kenny! We love you... but not in that California way if you know what I mean. Oh, and by the way...FUCK OBAMA!

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  15. Sorry to be so late - but a hearty and heartfelt Happy Freakin' Birthday - and may all your future ones be totally Obungo Free!!!

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