Thursday, August 04, 2011

Oh shit!

There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a young man standing there who said:"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
I said "Come in and sit down."
I offered him coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."
-Texas Fred

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