Whoa!!!

My sitemeter only gives me data on the last 100 visitors (because I'm a cheap bastard and won't pay for full service) but this is the first time in  months I haven't had a hit from an arab country in I don't know how fucking long.
Maybe it's because I haven't posted a camel toe, Obama, muslim porn, babe, or drunk chick picture all day. Ya think?
Fucking scumbag hippocrates.........

Whatever works.....

Loud and Rebel Proud, motherfuckers!!!!!

http://blog.robballen.com/2011/02/28/p4636-when-the-drama-llama-is-too-tired.post#19393

Fat Kid Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt

We must all make sacrifices.....

I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ONE MORE GODDAMN THING ABOUT MY CARBON FOOTPRINT: Obama Flies Personal Trainer from Chicago to White House Every Week.
“With a schedule as hectic as President Obama’s it must be hard to stick to a training regimen without help — but why does he insist on having his old trainer fly out from Chicago to D.C. regularly when Obama and his wife exhort the rest of us to drive less? And in a recession?” Those kinds of worries, like taxes, are for the little people.

http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/115898/

Just sayin'

You ever notice how fucking huffy people get when you go into a restaurant and tell 'em you only want white people touching your food?

Gotta be Mexico

I'm getting a headache just looking at the picture.

-Niki

muslim hottie

And of course we all know the muslim mating call, right?
"Baaaaa. Baaaaaa, baaaaaaa.

How to starve an Obama supporter

How do you starve an obama supporter??
Hide their food stamps.........
under their work shoes.
 
-Stevienatt

Who cares that it's unconstitutional?

WASHINGTON – Anxious to ease deepening political tensions with the states, President Barack Obama on Monday told governors he wants to speed up their ability to enforce his signature health care law on their own terms. But his concession goes only so far: He warned he won't allow states to weaken the law.

Better late than never

AP - International pressure on Moammar Gadhafi to end a crackdown on opponents escalated Monday as his loyalists fought rebels holding the two cities closest to the capital and his warplanes bombed an ammunition depot in the east. The U.S. moved naval and air forces closer to Libya and said all options were open, including patrols of the North African nation's skies to protect its citizens from their ruler.

Am I the only one that noticed that before Obama decided to get off his ass and offer some support to these folks, they were merely protesters? But now that Wingnut gave them his blessing, they're suddenly rebels or opposing forces.
But I can see why he took so long to back them - didn't Gadhafi call him "my son"? He wanted to make sure that an overthrow stood a good chance of being successful before throwing his buddy under the bus.

Man piss outside?

Why nobody asks me to go camping twice

Another "Aw Fuck" moment in time

Dinner time!

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!!! ARE THEY REAL???

And all good things must come to an end

Obama the traitor

The person in this video is a professor (Ph.D.) at Yavapai College(pronounced yeah-va-pie)in Prescott, Arizona. He puts a different spin on what Obama is doing to help Arizona and he repeats the important parts and speaks slow enough to allow you to follow what he's saying; must be why
he's rated highly by his students - 3.8 on a 4.0 scale.
This may be the best video produced on the illegal alien problems that are being experienced.



Thanks to Tom for passing it along

Guess I''ll be getting audited this year

The Internal Revenue Service has announced that it will give a free pencil sharpener to all taxpayers who pay their taxes on time.

It can be placed on your desk as a constant reminder of the service they provide to you each year.


Thanks, Rob.

Muslim porn

Yeah, it's missing something.......

FUCK YOU OBAMA!!!!!

I spy with my little eye.....

Oh shit oh dear

Man, I went out today to get gas and about locked up with a stroke.
The price of gas has gone up 30 cents a gallon since I filled up last Monday.
Holy crap......

Again...sigh... whatever... (rolling of eyes)

SEOUL, South Korea – North Korea threatened Sunday to attack South Korea and the United States, as the allies prepared to start annual joint military drills — maneuvers Pyongyang says are a rehearsal for an invasion.

The North has routinely issued such war rhetoric against South Korea and the U.S. The latest warning, however, came nearly three weeks after the rival Koreas failed to reach a breakthrough in their first dialogue in months.

Does this offend you? Good.... Me too.

A mullah kissing a young boy.
Notice that nobody else in the picture is outraged? Had this happened in the US at this time there would be an arrest and serious screaming.
In 20 years? That's your fucking future, America.
Do what ya gotta do or welcome it in. It's your choice.

It's pitiful when your dog skunks you

So I'm posting, researching, answering emails and trying to eat all at the same time when I hear a godawful dogfight a ways off. One of the voices sound familiar so I get up and check and guess what, just fucking guess who snuck off.
I figured it was him and I knew he was fighting at least a couple of coyotes by the sound of things so I grabbed a maglight and a 22 and headed for the park along the creek in the middle of town.
By the time I got there shit had settled down so I hollered. Nothing. Nothing from the coyotes, nothing from my best bud. Fuck, my Charliedog was killed. I rustled around and found an open reed call and blasted a challenge call. Nothing. Again. Nothing. I'm pissed, panicky and crying. I just lost my best dog, the one that sleeps next to my bed, the very same one that loves on me every single evening and every single morning at sunrise????
Just about the time I was fixin' to pull on my gum boots and wade the brush for some fur to bury, guess who shows up covered in blood and all proud of himself.......
He leads me back to the coyote he killed and wants to go after the one that got away, but I pulled him off and took him home.
Fucker, he's killed more coyotes than I have this year.
But I'll say one thing for him, he took the 3 stitches in his neck without a twitch or whimper and even licked my hand when I was done.
Man, I love that tough sumbitch.....

Know your enemy (again)

So I'm already getting hammered for leaving out y'alls favorite anti-goatfucking sites.
I know it's Saturday night and we're all in a drunken stupor but I need links, not just names of authors.
You seem to forget that I'm an Okie - not only am I drunk but I'm semi computer illiterate. So I'm trying to post, answer emails (QUIT SPEAKING TXT GODAMMIT), find coyote shooting spots on google earth and rub my nuts all at the same time.
Fuck, I still can't believe Waylon's dead......

Armed pro-Gadhafi gangs roll in Libyan capital

AP - The embattled Libyan regime passed out guns to civilian supporters, set up checkpoints Saturday and sent armed patrols roving the terrorized capital to try to maintain control of Moammar Gadhafi's stronghold and quash dissent as rebels consolidate control elsewhere in the North African nation.

Hey! How come all them goat-fuckers get all the fun? We got the same kinda shit going on here and we don't get to shoot nobody. The only difference is our dictators name changes every 4 to 8 years.
(grumble grumble bitch whine and complain)

Know Your Enemy

Folks, I've added a new category to my sidebar called "Know Your Enemy" just above my blogrolls and it's for websites and blogs that are soley devoted to the spread of islam and the threat of creeping shari'a here in the US.
There were a couple of blogs that I included from my blogroll - Pam Gellers' "Atlas Shrugged" and Robert Spencers' "Jihad Watch" - but I will keep them in my blogroll for a couple more weeks until y'all get used to finding them in their new place.
A few words about the new additions:
Act for America is an organization that is dedicated to educating us about islam and what it really means.

Stop the Islamization Of America (SIOA) and Jihad Watch are written by Robert Spencer who is considered to be an authority on islam and it's threats to us as Americans. As a side note, SIOA just recently had the honor of being listed as a hate group by the pinko Southern Poverty Law Center for exposing islamic threats. How fucking cool is that?

Atlas Shrugs is written by Pam Geller, also a nationally known blogger (as well as a cutie) who has brought some serious fucking attention to the Ground Zero Mosque and is credited for the mass protests against it.

The Religion of Peace is only half of the name of the next blog. The rest of it is (and a big stack of dead bodies). It is a list of the atrocities and lies that muslims commit every day. Great articles and an up-to-date list of the bullshit that is carried out by this religion of peace.

Islam Watch? The name says it all.

The Opinionator describes itself better than I can - Straightforward talk along with unabashed and uncowed commentary on Worldwide News, radical Islam, Islamisation, Immigration, and current events with special attention given to USA and UK topics.

And last but not least:
Bare Naked Islam. This site is THE site to go to for straight-up researched shit about islam. It runs shit down in a way that even I can understand, sober or not. You want to know about what the koran says about fucking animals? About sexually abusing women and children, halil slaughtered meat, killing infidels, or anything else? This is the place to go. Lots of links but be careful where you go. If you click on beheadings, you get videos of beheadings. Same thing with the videos of halil meat.

Okay. These are sites I go to every motherfucking day and I hope you do too. I'll be adding to them so check back when you get a chance.
Have fun, kids.

Build your own "Justice Shed"

Use this diagram to build your own Justice Shed and you’ll have a safe spot to keep ne'er-do-wells and suspicious-looking folk you wrangle up off the streets.

http://www.theonion.com/channels/ifc/

Five or six times? Accidentally?

Panama City - A man is in critical condition after shooting himself in the head five or six times at a Panama City gun range.
The Bay County sheriff's office says the shooting was self-inflicted but doesn't know yet if it was accidental or on purpose.
The man walked into Jays Guns and Accessories on Highway 390 near the old airport to use the range just before one o clock. First responders got the call half an hour later that someone had been shot multiple times in the head.
Paramedic's rushed the man to Bay Medical.
Jays Guns and Accessories is divided into a gun shop and a shooting range. Major Tommy Ford of the Bay County Sheriff’s Department told NewsChannel 7 no one was in the range with the man at the time.
"The employee of the shop was watching from the shop side separated by the wall. There were no other customers in the store and no other subjects shooting in the range area at the time."
Authorities haven't released much information about the man yet, but we do know he is in his mid twenties and carried an out-of-state driver's license.
http://glockedandloaded.com/


Six times and he survived? Always use enough gun, folks. Always. You just can't trust those 9mms to get the job done - ask Jared Loughner and Gabby Giffords......
No, I don't know that it was a 9mm that the wanna-be dead guy used but I couldn't resist the jab.

Good ol' muslim porn

Easy now, Abdul. Wait your turn, you can go right after the prohet Mohammed's done. CALM THE FUCK DOWN, ABDUL!!!!!!

Tore up from the floor up

Fucking drunks, I swear....
"I'm gonna get rashe.... ra.... racial here....."
This is better than Saturday Morning Cartoons.



- http://patterico.com/

Dr James David Manning hammers Oprah

I have loved this guy since the first time I saw him 2 years ago.
Hey, anybbody that displays a sign outside his church (in Harlem!!!) demanding that The Obamessiah shows his birth certificate has my respect. The man has balls.......

Damn! Those people are cousined up hard......

The Last Crusade–Danish psychologist Nicolai Sennels says Muslim inbreeding which has been prohibited in the Judeo-Christian tradition since the days of Moses, was sanctioned by Muhammad and has been going on now for 50 generations (1,400 years) in the Muslim world.
This practice of inbreeding will never go away in the Muslim world since Muhammad is the ultimate example and authority on all matters, including marriage. The massive inbreeding in Muslim culture may well have done virtually irreversible damage to the Muslim gene pool, including extensive damage to its intelligence, sanity, and health.

Lowered intellectual capacity is another devastating consequence of Muslim marriage patterns. According to Sennels, research shows that children of consanguinous marriages lose 10-16 points off their IQ and that social abilities develop much slower in inbred babies. The risk of having an IQ lower than 70, the official demarcation for being classified as retarded, increases by an astonishing 400 percent among children of cousin marriages.
In Denmark , non-Western immigrants are more than 300 percent more likely to fail the intelligence test required for entrance into the Danish army. Sennels says that the ability to enjoy and produce knowledge and abstract thinking is simply lower in the Islamic world. He points out that the Arab world translates just 330 books every year, about 20% of what Greece alone does. In the last 1,200 years years of Islam, just 100,000 books have been translated into Arabic, about what Spain does in a single year. Seven out of 10 Turks have never even read a book.

Only nine Muslims have ever won the Nobel Prize, and five of those were for the Peace Prize. According to Nature magazine, Muslim countries produce just 10 percent of the world average when it comes to scientific research (measured by articles per million inhabitants).

Mental illness is also a product. The closer the blood relative, the higher the risk of schizophrenic illness. The increased risk of insanity may explain why more than 40% of the patients in Denmark’s biggest ward for clinically insane criminals have an immigrant background.
The U.S. is not immune. According to Sennels, One study based on 300,000 Americans shows that the majority of Muslims in the USA have a lower income, are less educated, and have worse jobs than the population as a whole.

(AH HAH! So this is why Obama pushed so hard for ObamaCare, what with all the 3rd world Muslim immigrants he’s bringing into this country…)

http://barenakedislam.wordpress.com/2010/12/18/close-to-half-of-all-muslims-are-inbred-the-result-of-forced-marriage-between-first-cousins/

muslims openly infiltrating Obamas' administration

Your tax dollars at work

On an earlier post one of the readers commented that he works for the government and used to read my site at work but now the Department of Homeland Security had flagged Knuckledraggin for "various criteria" and it wasn't able to be viewed on government computers any more.
Then I see this on my sitemeter today........
I can understand me being flagged, but Funktards? Give me a fucking break here.

Fuck you, you piece of shit.

WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama has signed a three-month extension of key surveillance provisions of the Patriot Act.
The law extends two areas of the 2001 act. One provision allows law enforcement officials to set roving wiretaps to monitor multiple communication devices. The other allows them to ask a special court for access to business and library records that could be relevant to a terrorist threat.
A third provision gives the FBI court-approved rights for surveillance of non-American "lone wolf" suspects - those not known to be tied to specific terrorist groups.
Obama signed the three-month extension of the provisions Friday. They were to expire Monday.
Lawmakers will soon start debating a multiple-year extension of the provisions, which have drawn fire from defenders of privacy rights.


Does this mean I could be arrested as a domestic terrorist because of the books I've checked out of the library on Waco, Ruby Ridge or the fucking BATF?

People own guns because they're racist......

I was going to post a picture of a syphiletic toothless asian prostitute that was missing her nose but I figured hell, this has better shock effect.

Yessir, that'll teach him

WASHINGTON -- The United States shuttered its embassy in Libya on Friday and readied stiff financial and other penalties against Moammar Gadhafi and his loyalists, ending days of cautious condemnation by all but calling for the unpredictable leader's immediate ouster.
Gadhafi's legitimacy has been "reduced to zero," the White House said as it announced the steps.

Decoy dogs for coyotes

Thanks to Claymore for this video. I had heard of folks using dogs to decoy them in but had never seen it.

No wonder he's president. He's smart.

Washington (AP) - President Obama says the the biggest challenge facing the US economy is an unemployment rate that remains unacceptably high.

Yeah. Right. Uh-huh. Suuuure.......

I fired off an email a while ago and when the 'email sent' confirmation page came up, there was this advertisement on the right side of the screen. I had to laugh.

I knew it was pure bullshit because there ain't that many white women in Riverbank.

Seriously. I know both of them.......

If mohammed had never been born

Thanks to the DaleyGator

CharlieGodammit as a pup. Hard as fuck.

No, it ain't him. I don't think. Maybe. It damned sure could be...... it sure does look like him as a pup. Jesus, maybe it IS him......

Archery is good for the younguns

Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did you know that a 1955 40 horse Farmall tractor will take 6 rounds before it goes down? Tough sumbich.
That got boring, so being the 10 yr. old Dukes of Hazard fan that I was, I quickly advanced to taking strips of cut up T-shirt doused in chainsaw gas tied around the end and was sending flaming arrows all over the place. One summer afternoon, I was shooting flaming arrows into a large rotten oak stump in our backyard. I looked over under the carport and see a shiny brand new can of starting fluid (Ether). The light bulb went off in my head. I grabbed the can and set it on the stump. I thought that it would probably just spray out in a disappointing manner. Let's face it, to a 10yr old mouth-breather like myself, ether really doesn't "sound" flammable. So, I went back into the house and got a 1 pound can of Pyrodex.
At this point, I set the can of ether on the stump and opened up the can of black powder. My intentions were to sprinkle a little bit around the Ether can but it all sorta dumped out on me. No biggie, a 1 lb. can of Pyrodex and 16oz Ether should make a loud pop, kinda like a firecracker you know? You know what? Fuck that, I'm going backYeah baby, now we're cookin'.
I stepped back about 15 ft and lit the 2 stroke arrow. I drew the nock to my cheek and took aim. As I released I heard a clunk as the arrow launched from my bow. In a slow motion time frame, I turned to see my dad getting out of the truck... OH SHIT! He just got home from work. So help me God, it took 10 minutes for that arrow to go from my bow to the can. My dad was walking towards me in slow motion with a WTF look in his eyes. I turned back towards my target just in time to see the arrow pierce the starting fluid can right at the bottom. Right through the main pile of Pyrodex and into the can. Oh Shit.
When the shock wave hit it knocked me off my feet. I don't know if it was the actual compression wave that threw me back or just reflex jerk back from 235 frickin' decibels of sound. I caught a half a millisecond glimpse of the violence during the initial explosion and I will tell you there was dust, grass, and bugs all hovering 3 feet above the ground as far as I could see. It was like a little low to the ground layer of dust fog full of grasshoppers, spiders, and a worm or two.
The daylight turned purple. Let me repeat this... THE FUCKING DAYLIGHT TURNED PURPLE.
There was a big sweet gum tree out by the gate going into the pasture. Notice I said "was". That son-of-a-bitch got up and ran off.
So here I am, on the ground blown completely out of my shoes with my Colt Firearms T-Shirt shredded, my dad is on the other side of the carport having what I can only assume is a Vietnam flashback: ECHO BRAVO CHARLIE YOU'RE BRINGIN' EM IN TOO CLOSE!! CEASE FIRE. DAMNIT CEASE FIRE!!
His hat has blown off and is 30 feet behind him in the driveway. All windows on the north side of the house are blown out and there is a slow rolling mushroom cloud about 2000 ft. over our backyard. There is a Honda 185 3 wheeler parked on the other side of the yard and the fenders are drooped down and are now touching the tires.
I wish I knew what I said to my dad at this moment. I don't know - I know I said something. I couldn't hear. I couldn't hear inside my own head. I don't think he heard me either... not that it would really matter. I don't remember much from this point on. I said something, felt a sharp pain, and then woke up later. I felt a sharp pain, blacked out, woke later....repeat this process for an hour or so and you get the idea. I remember at one point my mom had to give me CPR and Dad screaming "Bring him back to life so I can kill him again". Thanks Mom.
One thing is for sure... I never had to mow around that stump again, Mom had been bitching about that thing for years and dad never did anything about it. I stepped up to the plate and handled business.
Dad sold his muzzle loader a week or so later. I still have some sort of bone growth abnormality, either from the blast or the beating, or both.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, get your kids into archery. It's good discipline and will teach them skills they can use later on in life.

No, this isn't a true life story. I got it from www.orsm.net and even though he's a fucking Aussie, he's got a great sense of humor. I steal a lot of shit from him.....

What the fuck?

My neighbor came banging at my door at 2:30 this morning. Can you believe that shit? 2:30 in the morning? Lucky for him I was up test firing my 30.06, huh?

Yeah, whatever......

Last night my daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance, stop paying my college tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPad, and jewelry and give them to charity. Sell my car and take my front door key and throw me out of the house."
Well, she didn't actually put it like that. She said, "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed.”

-Orbitup

A hot clothing sale tip (Mossy Oak)

Hey guys and gals, I got a hot tip today that due to a published illegal hunting incident with a Mossy Oak or Redhead rep, BassPro is clearing their inventory of all Redhead Mossy Oak clothing.
I don't know the details of the incident nor do I give a flying fuck but I have been known to take advantage (and share) a bargain.
Go to http://www.basspro.com/ and in the "search box", enter "Redhead Mossy Oak" and find some super fucking bargains on the clothing. I don't know how long this will last, so jump on this shit while you can.
Then contact me and ask where you can send a couple bucks to buy me a beer.

How fitting.....

Good. They're blaming each other. Stupid motherfuckers....

BENGHAZI, Libya – Foreign mercenaries and Libyan militiamen loyal to Moammar Gadhafi tried to roll back the uprising against his rule that has advanced closer to his stronghold in Tripoli, attacking two nearby cities in battles that killed at least 17 people. But rebels made new gains, seizing a military air base, as Gadhafi blamed Osama bin Laden for the upheaval.

What can I say?

I had just climbed out of the shower and into my fuckinoff clothes (camo bibs and a Tshirt) when Dad called, said he was broke down. I pulled on a pair of lace up ropers (fuck socks), grabbed my wallet out of my work pants and headed on down the road.
When we finally got to his place, one of the aunts was there along with both nieces and their men and when I walked in, they all started laughing at my attire.
"Uncle Ken! I swear you are the biggest Okie! I can't believe you wear overalls out in public."
I crammed a biscuit in my mouth. "Hey, they're comfortable. Plus it makes it easier to scratch my balls in public." That sent both girls into gales of laughter, their boyfriends nodded, my aunt turned bright red, my mom just shook her head and Pops pointed out that I was doing just that at that very moment.

I know, I'm slacking.

Folks, please forgive me lack of posts tonight.
I had a rough motherfucking day and I just can't get my shit together enough to deal with this.
Check back tomorrow evening at this time, I should be fucked up enough to have a sense of humor.

Lewis and Clarks' air rifle

This is something that I never knew!
We actually owe much of our history and western States to an air rifle.
Thanks, Yolo. I appreciate you sending this in.

Now he's a bird dog

I came home tonight to a shitload of feathers in my backyard and CharlieGodammit laying there looking all happy, burping and farting, feathery down still around his mouth and some scratches on his muzzle.
By the color and size of the feathers and a talon, he nailed a hawk which kinda sorta pissed me off. Not that I'm into the "birds of prey" mystique, but they do keep the bluejay and magpie population under control and I hate both of those kind of birds, the noisy fuckers.
But he jumped and killed a fucking hawk and he still has both eyes? Damn.......

We're known by the company we keep, right?

Oh jeez........

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and pouring rain out there!"
Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.

-Phil