CharlieGodammit went to Doggie Jail yesterday.
Some sorry motherfucker made the mistake of reaching over his gate and got his shit tore up as a result. This is the second time it's happened.
I came in from work last night and Johnny Law was there in my driveway taking pictures with yellow tape across my driveway. This is generally not a good thing.....
I got out of my truck and asked the the policeman if he had a warrant and if not to get the fuck off my property and he said that it was a crime scene and a warrant wasn't needed.
He told me to calm the fuck down - that he was there to collect evidence and my wolf/dog and me if I gave him a problem both of us would go to jail.
I ain't real stupid and can take a hint.
I invited him inside and listened to what he had to say.
He was real nice. He told me that somebody had reached over CGDs' gate and got chewed upon to the tune of 48 stitches. Because there was an injury involved, he had to take the dog and asked me to control him so there wouldn't be any complications.
Complications? The only complications are gonna be if you mistreat my dog.
When I escorted him out back, CGD jumped up on me (never have been able to break him of that) and then sat like a good boy. He was covered in blood and just prouder than hell, the silly motherfucker. He didn't have enough sense to hide in the neighbors' yard and hide the evidence.
The only thing he did to the stranger (the officer) was to lick his hand.
I presented the Law with his County registration, his Rabies Shot certificate and my dog. God, that hurt.
I was told I could retrieve him in the morning, it was just a formality and if there were any problems I could count on him to testify for CGDs' character.
I was at the pound 2 hours before they opened, me and CGD were hollering at each other long before the staff showed up. I was talking, he was howling and before long we had the entire pound yapping, yippling and barking. It was great.
I ate hamburger today, he had steak.
I love that motherfucker.........
Friday, March 25, 2011
New blog on my blogroll
http://www.geneautryway.com/
Hit this site. Another Left Coaster that's tired of the shit.
There's some stuff about guys hitting a ball with a stick, but other than that........
Hit this site. Another Left Coaster that's tired of the shit.
There's some stuff about guys hitting a ball with a stick, but other than that........
I'll be pukin' in the backyard shortly
Motherfucker, I'm listening to David Allen Coe, Waylon, Willie, all 3 Hanks (if you need last names, fuck off and die, you're on the wrong blog) and drinking a shitload of Busch beer.
My weekend is shot to hell.
My weekend is shot to hell.
We need ALL the options, lady.
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to the Texas panhandle.
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a glass of Jack Daniels, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Hellfire ma'am, I didn't know we had a choice...."
-Aunt Polly
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a glass of Jack Daniels, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Hellfire ma'am, I didn't know we had a choice...."
-Aunt Polly
Obama: Lie, Deny, and Demand Evidence
Obama says he didn’t inform Mexico of U.S. gun smuggling operation because he didn’t know about it
Posted on 03/24/2011 by Richard Dunham, Bureau Chief
Under fire for an operation that allowed smuggling of U.S. weapons across the nation’s border with Mexico, President Obama said in an interview that neither he nor Attorney General Eric Holder authorized the controversial “Operation Fast and Furious.”
The Mexican government has complained that it didn’t know about the U.S. operation that allowed guns to illegally cross the southwestern border so they could track the weapons.
Obama told Univision‘s Jorge Ramos that President Felipe Calderon wasn’t informed of the operation because he — the president of the United States — wasn’t informed either. When asked whether he knew of the weapon smuggling plan, Obama responded that it is “a pretty big government” with “a lot of moving parts.”
The investigation into the program comes after it was connected to two weapons that were found at the scene of a border shootout that killed U.S. Border Patrol agent Brian Terry in December. Likewise, a gun smuggled from the U.S. were used to kill Immigration and Customs Enforcement special agent Jamie Zapata, but it has not been determined if it was part of “Fast and Furious.”
When President Calderon came to visit Washington recently, the two presidents came together on a policy to stop drug and weapon smuggling across the border.
“Our policy is to ram up the interdiction of guns flowing south because that’s contributing to some of the security problems that are taking place in Mexico and what we’re doing is trying to build the kind of cooperation between Mexico and the United States that we haven’t seen before,” Obama told Univision.
The president said his attorney general has been “very clear that our policy is to catch gunrunners and put them into jail.”
The controversial operation was the subject of a CBS News Investigation that reported ATF was allowing traffickers to bring weapons into Mexico in order to track them rather than arresting the traffickers. Obama said Holder has assigned an inspector general to investigate what happened, because he does not know who authorized the operation.
“Letting guns ‘walk’ is not something that is acceptable,” Holder said during a Senate Appropriations Subcommittee hearing. “Guns are different than drugs or money when we are trying to follow their trail. That is not acceptable.”
Holder said he made this clear to attorneys and ATF agents.
Full Story Here
Posted on 03/24/2011 by Richard Dunham, Bureau Chief
Under fire for an operation that allowed smuggling of U.S. weapons across the nation’s border with Mexico, President Obama said in an interview that neither he nor Attorney General Eric Holder authorized the controversial “Operation Fast and Furious.”
The Mexican government has complained that it didn’t know about the U.S. operation that allowed guns to illegally cross the southwestern border so they could track the weapons.
Obama told Univision‘s Jorge Ramos that President Felipe Calderon wasn’t informed of the operation because he — the president of the United States — wasn’t informed either. When asked whether he knew of the weapon smuggling plan, Obama responded that it is “a pretty big government” with “a lot of moving parts.”
The investigation into the program comes after it was connected to two weapons that were found at the scene of a border shootout that killed U.S. Border Patrol agent Brian Terry in December. Likewise, a gun smuggled from the U.S. were used to kill Immigration and Customs Enforcement special agent Jamie Zapata, but it has not been determined if it was part of “Fast and Furious.”
When President Calderon came to visit Washington recently, the two presidents came together on a policy to stop drug and weapon smuggling across the border.
“Our policy is to ram up the interdiction of guns flowing south because that’s contributing to some of the security problems that are taking place in Mexico and what we’re doing is trying to build the kind of cooperation between Mexico and the United States that we haven’t seen before,” Obama told Univision.
The president said his attorney general has been “very clear that our policy is to catch gunrunners and put them into jail.”
The controversial operation was the subject of a CBS News Investigation that reported ATF was allowing traffickers to bring weapons into Mexico in order to track them rather than arresting the traffickers. Obama said Holder has assigned an inspector general to investigate what happened, because he does not know who authorized the operation.
“Letting guns ‘walk’ is not something that is acceptable,” Holder said during a Senate Appropriations Subcommittee hearing. “Guns are different than drugs or money when we are trying to follow their trail. That is not acceptable.”
Holder said he made this clear to attorneys and ATF agents.
Full Story Here
Firefox - WTF?
So I went to Firefox at all my readers' advice and promptly lost all my favorites. Yes, I clicked on the link to transfer them but I'll be a muslim camel fucking queer if I can find them.
I have a shitload of right-wing blogs, militia sites, music, coyote hunting shit and history (both US and family) sites saved to favorites on IE and now I'll be fucked if I can find them. It's 1 AM, I've been at this for hours and I'm so fucking pissed that I'm about to shoot something somebody anybody.
Suggestions please before I revert back to IE?
I have a shitload of right-wing blogs, militia sites, music, coyote hunting shit and history (both US and family) sites saved to favorites on IE and now I'll be fucked if I can find them. It's 1 AM, I've been at this for hours and I'm so fucking pissed that I'm about to shoot something somebody anybody.
Suggestions please before I revert back to IE?
Thursday, March 24, 2011
I shouldn't have done this with a buzz
Okay, motherfuckers.
I just switched from IE8 to Firefox and I'm fucking lost.
Shit ain't working like I expect it to, I can't find a godamned thing and I gotta piss.
If you never hear from me again, just remember:
FUCK OBAMA!
I just switched from IE8 to Firefox and I'm fucking lost.
Shit ain't working like I expect it to, I can't find a godamned thing and I gotta piss.
If you never hear from me again, just remember:
FUCK OBAMA!
Boycott islam
Seriously. Boycott any business that is muslim owned or hires muslim employees.
It's something I do and it's not that fucking hard for you to do. Just ask any business that you patronize if they are muslim owned or if they have any muslim employees. If they do, or if they hesitate in any way, shape, or form to answer your simple question, boycott their ass and tell them why.
Tell them that you will not patronize any business that is owned by or employs anybody that is an enemy of our country and our way of life. Do it politely but adamantly.
Yeah, you might get some shitty comments and you may have to do a minor sacrifice on your end. Big fucking deal.
Hey, I've given up my dentist and my mechanic but it's a no biggie to do my part for my Nation.
It's illegal for an employer to discriminate against anybody because of religion but nobody says that you have to do business with that company.
Fuck 'em if they're not smart enough to get around that.
It's something I do and it's not that fucking hard for you to do. Just ask any business that you patronize if they are muslim owned or if they have any muslim employees. If they do, or if they hesitate in any way, shape, or form to answer your simple question, boycott their ass and tell them why.
Tell them that you will not patronize any business that is owned by or employs anybody that is an enemy of our country and our way of life. Do it politely but adamantly.
Yeah, you might get some shitty comments and you may have to do a minor sacrifice on your end. Big fucking deal.
Hey, I've given up my dentist and my mechanic but it's a no biggie to do my part for my Nation.
It's illegal for an employer to discriminate against anybody because of religion but nobody says that you have to do business with that company.
Fuck 'em if they're not smart enough to get around that.
Thursday CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!
Thanks to Randy
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Mother of the Year
This shit took place in Ceres, just a couple of miles south of here.
That's the kind of trash we have around here - not only does she do this shit but she films it and posts it on Youtube which is how she got busted.
CERES -- Child Protective Services is investigating the Ceres mother who police said not only encouraged her 14-year-old son to fight, but facilitated the altercation.
The fist fight, which occurred earlier this month, was captured on a cell phone video camera. Spouting profanities, Jennifer Zuniga, 33, can be heard repeatedly telling her son “Rito” to beat up the other boy.
The catalyst of the boys’ animosity was “an exchange of stares and derogatory statements” that started at Blaker Kinser Junior High School, according to Ceres Police Sgt. Jose Berber.
Zuniga was arrested on suspicion of child endangerment and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. She is free on $25,000 bail.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Call me obsessed but......
I have 3 pounds of wild pig bacon (not so great but still bacon), 12 pounds of bacon ends and pieces, 2 wild fore quarters, a monster ham and 4 huge tenderloins in my freezer.
It'll be gone in 3 weeks........
Fuck Obama AND Mohammed.....
It'll be gone in 3 weeks........
Fuck Obama AND Mohammed.....
Fucking A, Sweetie. Ya done good.
Armed Beauty Queen Fatally Shoots Intruder in Florida Home Invasion
When a burly ex-convict forced his way into a posh Florida home last week, he had no idea what awaited him -- a 25-year-old beauty queen with a pink .38-caliber handgun.
Meghan Brown, a former Florida pageant queen, shot and killed 42-year-old Albert Franklin Hill during a home invasion March 12 at the 2,732-square-foot house she shares with her fiance in Tierra Verde, Fla.
Hill barged into the home at around 3 a.m. after Brown responded to a knock at the front door, according to a police report. He allegedly grabbed the 110-pound Brown around her nose and mouth and dragged her to an upstairs bedroom.
The woman’s fiance, Robert Planthaber, said in an interview that he was quickly awakened by the altercation and ran to Brown’s side.
"I attacked him and took a severe beating to the head," Planthaber told FoxNews.com. "But I got him off of her long enough for her to scramble to the room where she keeps her pink .38 special.”
Brown, who reigned as the 2009 Miss Tierra Verde, snatched her gun from a nearby bedroom and shot the suspect several times – hitting him in the chest, groin, thigh and back, her fiance said. Hill was pronounced dead at the scene.
-Fox News
When a burly ex-convict forced his way into a posh Florida home last week, he had no idea what awaited him -- a 25-year-old beauty queen with a pink .38-caliber handgun.
Meghan Brown, a former Florida pageant queen, shot and killed 42-year-old Albert Franklin Hill during a home invasion March 12 at the 2,732-square-foot house she shares with her fiance in Tierra Verde, Fla.
Hill barged into the home at around 3 a.m. after Brown responded to a knock at the front door, according to a police report. He allegedly grabbed the 110-pound Brown around her nose and mouth and dragged her to an upstairs bedroom.
The woman’s fiance, Robert Planthaber, said in an interview that he was quickly awakened by the altercation and ran to Brown’s side.
"I attacked him and took a severe beating to the head," Planthaber told FoxNews.com. "But I got him off of her long enough for her to scramble to the room where she keeps her pink .38 special.”
Brown, who reigned as the 2009 Miss Tierra Verde, snatched her gun from a nearby bedroom and shot the suspect several times – hitting him in the chest, groin, thigh and back, her fiance said. Hill was pronounced dead at the scene.
-Fox News
Illegal immigrants in US Marine uniforms arrested
SAN DIEGO -- Border Patrol agents in San Diego say they have caught 13 illegal immigrants wearing U.S. Marine uniforms.
Agency spokesman Michael Jimenez says Tuesday that the van was stopped at a border patrol checkpoint March 14 along Interstate 8. Jimenez says the van had a U.S. government license plate with an altered number. He says it's not known where the group obtained the military uniforms.
The Naval Criminal Investigative Service is handling the investigation. Navy investigators referred calls to Washington, D.C., and no one could be reached for comment Tuesday afternoon.
Jimenez says two U.S. citizens who were with the immigrants were arrested on suspicion of alien smuggling. He says three of the illegal immigrants are being held in federal custody as witnesses and the others have been returned to Mexico, their country of origin.
Released them to Mexico? Are you kidding?
Hey, they wanted to be Marines, let' em be Marines. COMBAT Marines. Enlist them for 4 years with a minimum of 2 in Afghanistan.
No problem, Juan, Jesus and Jose (that covers all 13 of them), welcome to America.
Agency spokesman Michael Jimenez says Tuesday that the van was stopped at a border patrol checkpoint March 14 along Interstate 8. Jimenez says the van had a U.S. government license plate with an altered number. He says it's not known where the group obtained the military uniforms.
The Naval Criminal Investigative Service is handling the investigation. Navy investigators referred calls to Washington, D.C., and no one could be reached for comment Tuesday afternoon.
Jimenez says two U.S. citizens who were with the immigrants were arrested on suspicion of alien smuggling. He says three of the illegal immigrants are being held in federal custody as witnesses and the others have been returned to Mexico, their country of origin.
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Released them to Mexico? Are you kidding?
Hey, they wanted to be Marines, let' em be Marines. COMBAT Marines. Enlist them for 4 years with a minimum of 2 in Afghanistan.
No problem, Juan, Jesus and Jose (that covers all 13 of them), welcome to America.
Hey, I need to know. Quick.
I was fucked up and bored which is a bad combination where I'm concerned.
I remember having a question about my pension, so I called the Western Conference of Teamsters for a snappy answer.
The woman that answered the phone was cheery and polite and wanted to know how she could help me.
"Yeah, hey. This here's Kenny Lane, Local 439, SSN is xxx-xx-xxxx and I gotta question about my pension."
"Well, go ahead Mr. Lane. I'll try to help you as best as I can."
"First off, it ain't mister. I answer to Kenny or Chico the Slot. But I'm fixin' to retire in about 3-4 years and I was wondering if I can collect my pension in the penitentiary?"
"Beg your pardon, Sir?"
"Kenny or Chico the Slot. Not sir or mister. Can I collect my pension in the joint?" I was trying to be patient.
"I'm sorry, are you wondering if you can collect your pension while incarcerated? In custody? Is that correct, Mr. - I mean Kenny?"
"Yeah. State or Federal pen, I ain't sure yet but my luck's bound to run out sooner or later and I'm gonna need bucks for commissary shit."
L-o-n-g motherfucking silence.
"Kenny? I have to say this is the first time anybody has ever asked us that. I'll have to check. Can I call you back?"
"You bet" I said and gave her my number then hung up, giggling..
I'm still waiting on that call and it's been 5 days now. Wait until Friday and I call her back......
I remember having a question about my pension, so I called the Western Conference of Teamsters for a snappy answer.
The woman that answered the phone was cheery and polite and wanted to know how she could help me.
"Yeah, hey. This here's Kenny Lane, Local 439, SSN is xxx-xx-xxxx and I gotta question about my pension."
"Well, go ahead Mr. Lane. I'll try to help you as best as I can."
"First off, it ain't mister. I answer to Kenny or Chico the Slot. But I'm fixin' to retire in about 3-4 years and I was wondering if I can collect my pension in the penitentiary?"
"Beg your pardon, Sir?"
"Kenny or Chico the Slot. Not sir or mister. Can I collect my pension in the joint?" I was trying to be patient.
"I'm sorry, are you wondering if you can collect your pension while incarcerated? In custody? Is that correct, Mr. - I mean Kenny?"
"Yeah. State or Federal pen, I ain't sure yet but my luck's bound to run out sooner or later and I'm gonna need bucks for commissary shit."
L-o-n-g motherfucking silence.
"Kenny? I have to say this is the first time anybody has ever asked us that. I'll have to check. Can I call you back?"
"You bet" I said and gave her my number then hung up, giggling..
I'm still waiting on that call and it's been 5 days now. Wait until Friday and I call her back......
Some things you just can't forgive
Monday, March 21, 2011
And a serious moment in our day.....
Here's a follow up interview with the kid that got tired of taking shit and body slammed the other kid that was bullying him.
It's kind of long but worth the time.
www.glennbeck.com
It's kind of long but worth the time.
www.glennbeck.com
Too stupid to live
FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: An attack on the compound of Libyan leader Muammar al-Qaddafi on Sunday had to be curtailed because of journalists nearby, Fox News has learned.
British sources confirmed that seven Storm Shadow missiles were ready to be fired from a British aircraft, but the strikes had to be curtailed due to crews from CNN, Reuters and other organizations nearby. Officials from Libya's Ministry of Information brought those journalists to the area to show them damage from the initial attack and to effectively use them as human shields.
The curtailment of this mission led to a great deal of consternation by coalition commanders, sources told Fox News, but they opted to call off the mission to avoid civilian casualties.
During a Pentagon briefing on Monday, coalition commanders said the huge compound was targeted due to its air defense systems on the perimeter and a military command and control center. It was not targeted to kill Qaddafi, commanders said.
- Fox News
Here you've got a bunch of stupid motherfuckers in a country run by a dictator that belongs to a society that is known to use humans as shields, the country is getting the fuck bombed out of it, the dumbasses get an invitation by the dictator that's being targeted to view damage, and what do they do?
They fucking accept.
I'd have fired the missiles anyways and if the journalists were killed or injured?
"Sorry 'bout that. We didn't know you were there and just what were you doing there anyways? Didn't you know we were bombing shit? Are you fucking stupid or what?"
British sources confirmed that seven Storm Shadow missiles were ready to be fired from a British aircraft, but the strikes had to be curtailed due to crews from CNN, Reuters and other organizations nearby. Officials from Libya's Ministry of Information brought those journalists to the area to show them damage from the initial attack and to effectively use them as human shields.
The curtailment of this mission led to a great deal of consternation by coalition commanders, sources told Fox News, but they opted to call off the mission to avoid civilian casualties.
During a Pentagon briefing on Monday, coalition commanders said the huge compound was targeted due to its air defense systems on the perimeter and a military command and control center. It was not targeted to kill Qaddafi, commanders said.
- Fox News
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Here you've got a bunch of stupid motherfuckers in a country run by a dictator that belongs to a society that is known to use humans as shields, the country is getting the fuck bombed out of it, the dumbasses get an invitation by the dictator that's being targeted to view damage, and what do they do?
They fucking accept.
I'd have fired the missiles anyways and if the journalists were killed or injured?
"Sorry 'bout that. We didn't know you were there and just what were you doing there anyways? Didn't you know we were bombing shit? Are you fucking stupid or what?"
United States Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan
Watch it twice and read the headlines running at the bottom of the screen.
Ooops, my bad.....
A Rio Linda man chased down and killed an innocent victim whom he mistook for a burglar early Sunday, a sheriff's department spokesman said.
Steven Andrew Zinda, 29, was booked into the Sacramento County Main Jail on a single charge of murder.
"At this point we believe the victim in this case had no involvement in the burglary whatsoever," Sheriff's Deputy Jason Ramos said.
The Sacramento County Coroner's Office did not identify the dead man Sunday.
Ramos described the day's events:
At about 4:30 a.m., Zinda called 911 to report he had interrupted a break-in at his home in the 7200 block of 2nd Street in Rio Linda. Zinda said he had chased, caught and confronted the man, who ran from the home, and that he had injured the burglary suspect in the confrontation, Ramos said.
When deputies arrived, Zinda directed them to a field about a quarter mile from his home. Officers found an unresponsive man, who was later pronounced dead, Ramos said.
The victim had injuries "consistent with an edged weapon being used," Ramos said.
Investigators recovered the weapon, he said. Earlier Sunday, a television station reported the weapon was an axe. Ramos would not confirm or deny the report.
Zinda was interviewed by detectives. Based on the interview and further investigation, detectives believe Zinda made a serious error in an attempt at "vigilante justice," Ramos said.
Zinda may have seen someone leaving his house, Ramos said. He went inside for a weapon, and when he returned, he saw the victim, who ran.
"The victim had the misfortune of being in the immediate area when Zinda discovered the burglary," Ramos said. "Zinda thought he was involved and chased him down."
Ramos said a homeowner has the right to protect himself and family from an intruder. But the force used has to be justified, he said.
"If you use deadly force a quarter mile away from your house, you'd be hard pressed to articulate some kind of imminent threat," he said.
Hey, I hate a thief just as much as the next motherfucker but the simple fact is that once the intruder flees, he no longer poses a threat and under the law, deadly force is not justified.
And the simple fact of the matter is that no matter how much me or you hates a thief, that crime just doesn't justify a killing (unless you live in Texas) - a thorough ass-whipping, yes - but not death. And I'm pretty sure even Texas frowns upon killing a thief that has left the scene.
And as far as the victim running away? Hey, if I was unarmed and saw a pissed off motherfucker running towards me with a fucking axe, I'd haul ass too.
Steven Andrew Zinda, 29, was booked into the Sacramento County Main Jail on a single charge of murder.
"At this point we believe the victim in this case had no involvement in the burglary whatsoever," Sheriff's Deputy Jason Ramos said.
The Sacramento County Coroner's Office did not identify the dead man Sunday.
Ramos described the day's events:
At about 4:30 a.m., Zinda called 911 to report he had interrupted a break-in at his home in the 7200 block of 2nd Street in Rio Linda. Zinda said he had chased, caught and confronted the man, who ran from the home, and that he had injured the burglary suspect in the confrontation, Ramos said.
When deputies arrived, Zinda directed them to a field about a quarter mile from his home. Officers found an unresponsive man, who was later pronounced dead, Ramos said.
The victim had injuries "consistent with an edged weapon being used," Ramos said.
Investigators recovered the weapon, he said. Earlier Sunday, a television station reported the weapon was an axe. Ramos would not confirm or deny the report.
Zinda was interviewed by detectives. Based on the interview and further investigation, detectives believe Zinda made a serious error in an attempt at "vigilante justice," Ramos said.
Zinda may have seen someone leaving his house, Ramos said. He went inside for a weapon, and when he returned, he saw the victim, who ran.
"The victim had the misfortune of being in the immediate area when Zinda discovered the burglary," Ramos said. "Zinda thought he was involved and chased him down."
Ramos said a homeowner has the right to protect himself and family from an intruder. But the force used has to be justified, he said.
"If you use deadly force a quarter mile away from your house, you'd be hard pressed to articulate some kind of imminent threat," he said.
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Hey, I hate a thief just as much as the next motherfucker but the simple fact is that once the intruder flees, he no longer poses a threat and under the law, deadly force is not justified.
And the simple fact of the matter is that no matter how much me or you hates a thief, that crime just doesn't justify a killing (unless you live in Texas) - a thorough ass-whipping, yes - but not death. And I'm pretty sure even Texas frowns upon killing a thief that has left the scene.
And as far as the victim running away? Hey, if I was unarmed and saw a pissed off motherfucker running towards me with a fucking axe, I'd haul ass too.
Hey, we're talking three and a half bucks here!
SAN ANTONIO -- Police say a San Antonio Taco Bell customer enraged that the seven burritos he ordered had gone up in price fired an air gun at an employee and later fired an assault rifle at officers before barricading himself into a hotel room.
San Antonio police Sgt. Chris Benavides says officers used tear gas Sunday night to force the man from the hotel room after a three-hour standoff. The man is charged with three counts of attempted capital murder. Authorities have not released his name.
Brian Tillerson, a manager at the Taco Bell/KFC restaurant, told the San Antonio Express-News that the man was angry the Beefy Crunch Burrito had gone from 99 cents to $1.49 each.
San Antonio police Sgt. Chris Benavides says officers used tear gas Sunday night to force the man from the hotel room after a three-hour standoff. The man is charged with three counts of attempted capital murder. Authorities have not released his name.
Brian Tillerson, a manager at the Taco Bell/KFC restaurant, told the San Antonio Express-News that the man was angry the Beefy Crunch Burrito had gone from 99 cents to $1.49 each.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Feral Cat hunting with a Coehorn Mortar
Chris sent me a link to Buckstix.com and the very first thing that I opened was Feral cat hunting with a reproduction Civil War mortar.
Oh. Dear. God.
I was laughing so hard I was in tears........
I'm not going to attempt to post the article and pictures here but I will pass on the link so you can see it for yourself.
http://www.buckstix.com/CoehornMortarHunt.htm
A word of caution: If any of you fuckers are at work when you read it, do it on your break. It's Safe For Work, but the laughter coming from your desk will tip the boss off that you're not working on statistics or sales projections.
Oh. Dear. God.
I was laughing so hard I was in tears........
I'm not going to attempt to post the article and pictures here but I will pass on the link so you can see it for yourself.
http://www.buckstix.com/CoehornMortarHunt.htm
A word of caution: If any of you fuckers are at work when you read it, do it on your break. It's Safe For Work, but the laughter coming from your desk will tip the boss off that you're not working on statistics or sales projections.
What? They didn't find Jimmy Hoffa up in there?
According to Scranton Police, officers were attempting to assist Mackaliunas following a car crash when a Dunmore police officer contacted Scranton police and advised them that Mackaliunas was a suspect in a theft that had recently been reported at the Dunmore Inn.
Dunmore police asked Scranton police officers to detain Mackaliunas as her car was being towed from the scene.
When officers searched Machaliunas for weapons, they allegedly found three bags of heroin in her coat pocket. Then during the drive to police headquarters, the officer observed Mackaliunas fidgeting a lot in the back seat of the cruiser.
After a more thorough search by a female officer at police headquarters, Machaliunas asked to talk to one of the male officers on duty. That's when she admitted to having more heroin hidden inside her vagina.
Machaliunas was transported to Community Medical Center where doctors retrieved 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 9 prescription pills and $51.22 from Machaliunas' vagina.
Machaliunas was booked into jail and charged with possession with intent to distribute, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.
http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2011/03/karin-machaliunas-jailed-after-police.html
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All I got to say about this is that she must have some powerful muscle control to be able to keep all that shit up inside her when she walked.
Damn......
Thanks to Orbitup for passing this gem along.
At least he's THINKING about Libya......
RIO DE JANEIRO – President Barack Obama played grand tourist to Rio de Janeiro's vivid extremes on Sunday, traveling from brilliant beaches to a notorious slum even as he monitored U.S. military strikes in faraway Libya.
With his whole family in tow on the second day of a Latin American tour meant to knit economic and cultural ties, the president visited the City of God shantytown that gained fame after a movie by the same name won Oscar nominations.
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"With his whole family in tow"
Sounds to me like another vacation instead of an effort to improve relations.......
Even the fucking media is getting that same idea - read the 2 paragraphs again - "played grand tourist" and "whole family in tow".
With his whole family in tow on the second day of a Latin American tour meant to knit economic and cultural ties, the president visited the City of God shantytown that gained fame after a movie by the same name won Oscar nominations.
*****
"With his whole family in tow"
Sounds to me like another vacation instead of an effort to improve relations.......
Even the fucking media is getting that same idea - read the 2 paragraphs again - "played grand tourist" and "whole family in tow".
Oil filter suppressor
The fucking 22 round hitting the target makes more noise than the pistol firing it!
How cool is this?
How cool is this?
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Was that a cow that just flew past?
Man, it's been raining and windier than a motherfucker here all damn day and other than a quick trip to hardware store I've been cooped up in this house with CharlieGodammit and I'm not sure who's driving who crazier.
All I know is he's laying in his corner growling at me whenever I move towards him.
Let me tell you how windy it is - I've got a homemade gambril for skinning coyotes hanging off the eaves of my garage. It's made out of some flat steel stock and a couple of dog choker chains, probably weighs 2-3 pounds or more. When I looked at it a few minutes ago it was fucking horizontal.
It's so windy that it's driving the rain under the crack of the doors.
And it's supposed to get worse around midnight.
All I know is he's laying in his corner growling at me whenever I move towards him.
Let me tell you how windy it is - I've got a homemade gambril for skinning coyotes hanging off the eaves of my garage. It's made out of some flat steel stock and a couple of dog choker chains, probably weighs 2-3 pounds or more. When I looked at it a few minutes ago it was fucking horizontal.
It's so windy that it's driving the rain under the crack of the doors.
And it's supposed to get worse around midnight.
For the little boy in me
http://www.cannonfuse.com/store/pc/home.asp
Because you never know when you might need a controlled burn........
Be sure to check out the "Links" tab at the top of their page.
Because you never know when you might need a controlled burn........
Be sure to check out the "Links" tab at the top of their page.
Australian SAS Trooper stabbed
Fucking hilarious......
PERTH - An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in east Perth.
The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The West Australian' that man was seen on surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store. When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door.
Outside were four SAS Troopers collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" program. Smith said the Troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, in the back. The cut did not appear to be severe.
The suspect was transported by ambulance to the Royal Perth Hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions and assorted lacerations including a broken nose and jaw...
Injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run from the Troopers.
-Skidmark
PERTH - An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in east Perth.
The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The West Australian' that man was seen on surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store. When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door.
Outside were four SAS Troopers collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" program. Smith said the Troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, in the back. The cut did not appear to be severe.
The suspect was transported by ambulance to the Royal Perth Hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions and assorted lacerations including a broken nose and jaw...
Injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run from the Troopers.
-Skidmark
I bet Libya is all freaked out
Wary of the cease-fire, Britain and France took the lead in plans to enforce a no-fly zone, sending British warplanes to the Mediterranean and announcing a crisis summit in Paris with the U.N. and Arab allies. In Washington, President Barack Obama ruled out the use of American ground troops but warned that the U.S., which has an array of naval and air forces in the region, would join in military action.
It's pretty fucking sad when France, the Queen of Surrender, takes the lead in this shit while the United States lays back and watches.
Obama, I cannot believe what you've done to our Nation.
You fucking Pussy....
We once sailed the oceans without fear, we were the guardians of the oppressed. We apologized to no motherfuckers and we damned sure bowed to no one.
You've changed that in 3 short years.
You're so godammned afraid of offending your muslim brothers that we as a nation have embraced our enemies of 9/11. YOU have kissed their fucking asses......
I cannot believe to this day that you actually bowed to the king of Saudi Arabia. Not only did you show submission to that muslim, but you also let the world know that you approved of the attack on our Nation.
You should be tried for treason.
*****
It's pretty fucking sad when France, the Queen of Surrender, takes the lead in this shit while the United States lays back and watches.
Obama, I cannot believe what you've done to our Nation.
You fucking Pussy....
We once sailed the oceans without fear, we were the guardians of the oppressed. We apologized to no motherfuckers and we damned sure bowed to no one.
You've changed that in 3 short years.
You're so godammned afraid of offending your muslim brothers that we as a nation have embraced our enemies of 9/11. YOU have kissed their fucking asses......
I cannot believe to this day that you actually bowed to the king of Saudi Arabia. Not only did you show submission to that muslim, but you also let the world know that you approved of the attack on our Nation.
You should be tried for treason.
Hank III
Fuck me with a Rebel Yell, I purely love Hank III. I don't know why I hadn't heard any of his shit before now, but it was my loss.
Damn, that boy can sing.....
Damn, that boy can sing.....
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