BEAU’S SENIOR HUNTING TRIP 2011

BEAU, LLOYD AND I TOOK OFF ON A GREAT ADVENTURE. WE LEFT EARLY ON A SUNDAY MORNING HEADED TO SOUTH FLORIDA. OUR DESTINATION WAS LOCATED IN CATTLE COUNTRY ABOUT 2 HOURS FROM MIAMI. WE ARRIVED AT THE BRADY RANCH HUNTING LODGE AND IMMEDIATELY MADE SURE ALL RIFLES WERE READY FOR THE BIG HUNT. THEN IT WAS TIME TO RIDE AROUND THE RANCH AND LOOK AT THE WILDLIFE. THE NEXT MORNING WE STARTED THE DAY BY GOING FISHING FOR LARGE MOUTH BASS IN LAKE OKEECHOBEE. OUR GUIDE WAS GREAT. WE CAUGHT 32 BASS IN 90 MINUTES AND RAN OUT OF BAIT. THAT AFTERNOON IT WAS TIME TO GO HUNTING FOR BLACK ANTELOPE. LLOYD MADE A GREAT SHOT AND KILLED AN ANTELOPE AT 277 YARDS. IT WAS DEFINITELY ONE OF THOSE WOW MOMENTS IN LIFE. AFTER A WONDERFUL MEAL, BEAU AND I WENT HOG HUNTING. THE GUIDE ASKED US IF WE WANTED TO SHOT THE HOG OR SPEAR IT. WE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND SAID SPEAR IT. WES CLEMENS AND HIS WIFE, FROM C4 KENNELS AND THEIR DOGS , WERE OUR GUIDES FOR THE EVENING. THE DOG BAYED THE FIRST HOG AND HERE WE WENT, WALKING THROUGH UNFAMILIAR WOODS IN THE DARK. THIS WAS SCARY! IT WAS SO DARK AND WE COULDN’T SEE WHAT WE COULD BE STEPPING ON. BEAU HAD THE FIRST HOG. WES LET HIS CATCH DOG OUT AND IT DID HIS JOB. THE HOG WAS CAUGHT AND WES FLIPPED IT OVER AND WAS ON TOP OF IT. WES TOLD BEAU TO SPEAR THE HOG. WHILE THE HOG WAS GOING CRAZY AND MAKING ALL KINDS OF NOISE IN THE DARK, BEAU SPEARED THE HOG AND BLOOD WENT EVERYWHERE. WES TOLD BEAU THAT HE HAD GOTTEN A TROPHY HOG – BIG TEETH, BLACK, AND BAD TO THE BONE. WHILE WES WAS TYING UP THE HOG AND SECURING IT TO A TREE, THE BAY DOG HAD HOG #2 BAYED. WE IMMEDIATELY STARTED RUNNING TOWARDS THE HOG, IN THE DARK, WITH THE 7 FOOT SPEAR IN HAND. THIS TIME THE HOG WAS A MONSTER, WEIGHING OVER 250 LBS. WES TOLD ME TO SPEAR IT. MY HEART WAS ABOUT TO BEAT OUT OF MY CHEST. I SPEARED THE HOG 3 TIMES AND IT WAS DEAD. THIS WAS A VERY SPECIAL TIME FOR BEAU AND MYSELF. WE TOOK PICTURES OF US WITH OUR TROPHIES AND GAVE EACH OTHER HIGH FIVES. WE WILL NEVER FOGET THIS ADVENTURE. LATER THAT NIGHT, BEAU AND I AGREED THAT THIS WILL BE A TRIP THAT WE WILL NEVER FORGET AND HOW MUCH THIS TRIP MEANT TO US AND HOW MUCH WE LOVED EACH OTHER. THE NEXT DAY, BEAU AND A GUIDE TRACKED AN ANTELOPE FOR A LONG TIME ON FOOT. BEAU SHOT IT AT APPROXIMATELY 175 YARDS WITH A 308 REMINGTON.

WHAT A TRIP! WE KILLED TWO TROPHY HOGS WITH A 7 FOOT SPEAR, CAUGHT 32 BASS, 38 QUAIL, AND 2 ANTELOPES IN 2 DAYS. IT WAS A TIME FOR SPECIAL FAMILY FELLOWSHIP. I WAS SO BLESSED TO BE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE THIS WITH MY SON AND BROTHER-IN-LAW. I THANKED GOD FOR A GREAT TIME AND FOR ALL THE GAME WE KILLED. GOD BLESSED US IN SO MANY WAYS WHILE WE WERE THERE. WHEN WE LEFT THE RANCH, WE LEFT SOUTHERN CHRISTIAN SPORTSMENS DEVOTIONAL CARDS AND STICKERS TO SPREAD GOD’S WORD TO MORE HUNTERS THROUGH THE YEARS. WES AND HIS WIFE WERE GREAT FOLKS. HIS WEBSITE IS http://c4kennels.com/

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Once again folks, I'd like to remind you of the good works of Southern Christian Sportsmens Devotional.
They provide dream hunts and fishing trips for youngsters with serious illnesses. Please, if you can afford it, send them a donation to continue this great ministry.
Go to http://www.go-scsd.com/ for information on how to donate to this great cause.

Leadership by example - LTC Allen West

Fuck yeah, You rock, Sir!

CharlieGodammit

Well, it was about a year ago (Good Friday Week last year, can't remember the exact date) that in a drunken stupor I checked Craigslist at the advice of a friend and saw a dog that his daughter needed to get rid of or he was headed to the Stanislaus County Extermination Camp AKA the dog pound.
And me and CharlieGodammit got together the next day.
I know you motherfuckers are tired of hearing of what a great dog he is, so I'll just say we've been celebrating tonight with Busch beer, pizza, doggie treats and lots of processed cheese food.
Damn, that motherfucker can drink.

Fucking asshole......

I just now walked out on my front porch and noticed something was a little different.
Some sorry motherfucker stole my dead grandmothers' plant.
Grandma Audrey gave that plant to me and my ex years and years ago and I don't even know what kind it was and yes, I've taken cuttings from it, but that was the original fucking plant.
It was probably stolen last night - I leave for work an hour before coyote dawn so I wouldn't have noticed it then - because my pscho neighbor would've called me at work asking what I wanted done with the corpse if it been stolen during the day.
So now my pickup is parked in the backyard and me and my wolfdog are hoping they'll come back tonight for the other ones while we're sitting here with the lights off.
And I'm hitting the Modesto Flea Market on Monday looking for it. If I find it, the motherfucker will give it back or I'm gonna cause more damage than he could ever hope to get for the plant. And yes, I'm willing to go to jail for it. That was the only thing I got from her besides tons of love.
Fuck, that put me in a foul mood - just how I wanted to spend my vacation, trying to ambush a thief.

Ooops!

Rene, who bought my scope, is a he, not a she and is originally from Quebec. He even sent me a picture to prove it - that he's a man, not from Quebec.
Sorry 'bout that.......

FUCK YOU OBAMA!!!!!

Hell yeah

There was a reason why the Westboro freaks didn’t show up to protest at the funeral of Staff Sgt. Jason Rogers in Mississippi. They got their a$$ whooped a couple days before the the American hero returned home.
The Hayride reported, via FOX Nation:

A couple of days before, one of them (Westboro protestors) ran his mouth at a Brandon gas station and got his arse waxed. Police were called and the beaten man could not give much of a description of who beat him. When they canvassed the station and spoke to the large crowd that had gathered around, no one seemed to remember anything about what had happened.
Rankin County handled this thing perfectly. There were many things that were put into place that most will never know about and at great expense to the county.
Most of the morons never made it out of their hotel parking lot. It seems that certain Rankin county pickup trucks were parked directly behind any car that had Kansas plates in the hotel parking lot and the drivers mysteriously disappeared until after the funeral was over. Police were called but their wrecker service was running behind and it was going to be a few hours before they could tow the trucks so the Kansas plated cars could get out.
A few made it to the funeral but were ushered away to be questioned about a crime they might have possibly been involved in. Turns out, after a few hours of questioning, that they were not involved and they were allowed to go on about their business.

Full article here

Again, they don't know how to duck?

MODESTO -- A man riding a bicycle through a Wienerschnitzel drive-thru robbed the restaurant at gunpoint Wednesday evening.
The suspect entered the drive-thru at 204 McHenry Ave. shortly after 6 p.m., brandishing a handgun and demanding money, according to Modesto Police Sgt. Rick Armendariz. The robber pedaled away with an undisclosed amount cash.
About 40 minutes later, officers found the suspect's mountain bike, gun and some clothing in a nearby alley, Armendariz said. The gun was a replica of a 9 mm handgun.
The suspect is described as a Latino man in his 40s with slightly balding long black hair, Armendariz said. It is unclear whether the robbery is related to another drive-thru robbery that took place earlier Wednesday at the McDonald's on Carpenter Road.

They don't know how to duck???

An armed man used the drive-through to rob the McDonald’s on Carpenter Road early Wednesday morning.
At about 1:30 a.m. a man driving a newer model 4-door Honda approached the drive-through window wielding a handgun and demanding money, according to Sgt. Alex Bettis. The suspect fled the McDonald’s with an undisclosed amount of cash.
He was described only as wearing a dark colored mask, Bettis said.

I knew he'd forgive me

Rick finally got around to talking to me today.
Granted, all he said was "I'm going to burn your fucking house down", but at least it's a start.

I needed to run a lap or two anyways

Me and my buddy Rick Marshall was bullshitting at the water cooler yesterday when Donnie D jammed by on his forklift. When he saw me and Rick, he started doing his weird-ass DD bullshit, making faces and trying to rap.
Now, Rick had gotten Double D the job out there because Donnie was dating Ricks' daughter at the time, about 10-12 years ago.
Rick turns to me and says "Man, I still can't believe that little bastard used to climb through my daughters' window after I was in bed to spend the night with her."
I just washed down a Motrin and grunted.
Then he shakes his head and says "I'm just grateful he never got my little babygirl pregnant."
And then I did one of those "open my mouth before I think" things.
"Yeah. Lucky for you he was fucking her in the ass, huh?"
Hey, for a big boy, Rick can move pretty goddamn fast. I barely got away.

Scope

The scope mentioned in my previous post has been sold to Rene for her 22-250. She hunts prairie dogs from a portable bench and has been using a Redfield with a plain duplex reticule.
Hope this is what you need, Rene. It'll be in the mail tomorrow.
Send pictures.

Musings

I wish they made (or at least sold in Kalifornia) Busch in a 16 ounce can. A 12 ouncer is only good for 2 pulls before it's empty and I get too fucked up drinking Tall Boys.

I do not own a single 30 caliber bullet that isn't 165 grains. 150 grains is a little light in both 308 and 30.06 and 180 grains drops too fast.

I'd rather have a woman that's light in tits and heavy in ass than the other way around.

CGD is the best dog that I've ever had. Smart, eager to please, loves kids and other dogs, is aloof to other people, protective but not aggresive, loves to ride in the back of the truck and is a babe magnet. If he had a stub tail instead of that curly husky tail, he'd look exactly like Ol' Yeller.

I'm going to try to bake some bread with sausage stuffing and bacon topping in the smoker this weekend. Gotta do it Friday because I know I'm going to be shitting my brains out for the next couple of days.

Been thinking about getting "Infidel" in arabic writing tattooed on the side of my trigger finger when I get my income tax.

I've got an A-1 Optics scope for sale. 8x32x50mm, lighted reticule with extra battery. Scope is used - I bought it, mounted it and shot it on my 22-250 before I realized that it's better suited for a varmint hunter than a coyote hunter - it's got some weird-ass range finding graduated scale that's too damned busy for somebody needing a snap shot. I was going to ebay it but figured I'd give a reader first shot. It retails for $300+ but I'll take $125 for it, I'll pay the shipping. Go to A-1s' website for the scope details.
No bidding, first person to contact me gets the scope regardless of higher (and later) offers.

I want to wire the back of my property with a motion detector and lights, but I also want to hook it up to a buzzer or bell in my bedroom that will give me a short 1 second alarm in my bedroom but leave the lights on for a full 10 minutes. Any ideas on how to do that?

And finally......Fuck Obama.

Pissed off pissed on dog

I was in the bathroom a little earlier trying to piss (fucking prostate, I hate getting old) and right when I finally let go, CharlieGodammit stuck his head right between my legs from behind.
That stream of recycled Busch beer hit him, me and the walls.......
I'm sorry, I laughed til the tears came at the stupid fucker as he was rolling on the ground pawing at his eyes and sneezing his ass off.
Dumbass. Bet he doesn't do that again.
Guess who's sleeping outside tonight because it was too fucking late to give him a bath? At least I could dry off after another shower.......

Time to close this one out

- http://xenophillic.blogspot.com/

Oh, dear God.....

Something's fixin' to get launched

Measure twice, cut once

Awww, how cute!

Old is old - Old is not dumb

A cockstrong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out-do anyone in a feat of strength.
He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
After several minutes, the older worker had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man,' the braggart replied. 'Let's see you do it."
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right, Dumbass, get in."

-Bella

Rex's Blues

Unemployment Benefit reforms

Congress has announced they intend to make it more difficult to claim Unemployment Benefits.
Starting next Monday, the forms will be printed in English.

-Yolo

And a good day to you muslims......

Facebook

Hey, I had to cancel my FB account because of harrassment so don't think I dropped you as a friend. Just part of the hassle of running a blog with my FB info, you know.
All of y'all are near and dear to my heart and I enjoyed all of your postings, you redneck sumbitches.
I'll reactivate it as soon as the shit blows over.
And no, it wasn't from the racist blog bullshit. It's something totally unrelated that I won't go into now.
Family shit, ya know?

To my friend that asked for an email

I tried but the message wouldn't go through.
Hit me at k59lane@yahoo.com

Fun and games on a Saturday evening

Man, I needed a new thumb drive so a while ago I was headed to the Office Depot to get one and right when I'm slowing down to turn into the parking lot some stupid white motherfucker and his buddy with their hats turned sideways in a jap car turn in front of me from the left lane to go to Marias' Taqueria. I stand on my brakes and honk my horn, barely missing them. Seriously it was so close it blistered the paint on my truck.
As I'm pulling into the Office Depot I look in my rear view mirror and what do I see? A jap car with two stupid motherfuckers following me in. Great. Just what I wanted, a fucking hassle.
Hmmmm, what kind of weaponry do I use? My 45? Pepper spray? The bad-ass tomahawk I bought yesterday? The four foot length of 3/8" chain laying in my floorboard? My E-tool? So many choices......
I decided on the pepper spray for starters and finishing up with the 45 if needed.
I park and the jap car 69s up next to me. The driver rolls down his window and yells "YO! You got a problem, Dawg?"
Dawg? You just pissed me off. I ain't your fucking dawg, young man.
"Fuuuuck you, youngster."
He jumps out of the car and I blast him with a shot of pepper spray. As he's rolling on the ground cussing, his buddy throws down the blunt they were smoking and touches his door handle.
Aha, an act of aggression. I blast him through both open windows from 3 feet away, hitting him in the lower face. Cheap fucking "spray", shooting a stream instead of a spray. Oh, well.
The dumbass immediately rubs that shit right into his eyes.
"Man, what the fuck did you do that for? I wasn't going to do nothing!" He was sniveling big time.
"For having a poor choice of friends, son." I just grinned and pulled a few feet away and looked in the bed of my truck where CharlieGodammit was playing with a bug.
"What the fuck, asshole? Weren't you gonna take take of business, you worthless motherfucker?"
He just looked at me like Hey, you had it under control and pinned his beetle under his paw.
My thumb drive can wait until tomorrow.
Fucking kids, I swear......

Lisas' Rant

I picked up a new follower today and when I clicked on her site the very first post I saw was about bacon scented perfume.
She got a new follower too with that post.
Anyways, she's just getting started but looks like she's our kind of people. Go to her site and give her some encouragement.
http://lisa-mollisrant.blogspot.com/

Well no shit, dumbass.

A senior Iranian military official says experts have determined the United States and Israel were behind a mysterious computer worm known as Stuxnet that has harmed Iran's nuclear program.
Gholam Reza Jalali says investigations by Iranian experts show that Stuxnet originated from the U.S. state of Texas and Israel.
Jalali heads a military unit called Passive Defense that primarily deals with sabotage. His comments were reported Saturday by Iran's official IRNA news agency.

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Let's see, plant a worm that will cause the units to fail or self destruct and possibly letting you kill off your own population or risk the lives of hundreds if not hundreds of thousands of American and Israelis?
Hmmm.......
Remember Tehran, 1979? 444 days of your bullshit? And that ain't nothing compared to what you've sworn WILL happen if you develop nuclear weapons.

Oh yeah. We learned our lesson.

http://greenmnts.blogspot.com/

Viagra powered jizz can kill you

LOS ANGELES – Los Angeles County health officials say the bacteria that causes Legionnaires' disease was found in a hot tub at the Playboy Mansion where scores of people became ill after attending a fundraiser in February.
The Los Angeles Times says health officials presented their findings Friday at an annual conference at the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta.
The legionella bacteria also causes a milder illness called Pontiac fever. Symptoms include fever and headache.
Many people who attended a fundraiser party at the Playboy Mansion came down with a respiratory illness after the DomainFest conference in February.
Officials contacted 439 people and found that 123 had fevers and at least one other symptom with 69 falling ill on the same day. Epidemiologists used social media to contact the conference attendees.

Senator Grassleys' statements on BATFs' crimes

From Gateway Pundit

Senator Grassley Has Damning Documents on Obama’s Stimulus-Funded Gunrunner Project

Senator Charles Grassley (R-IA) has damning evidence that US ATF officials sanctioned or allowed the sale of assault weapons to straw purchasers. The agency was doing this on purpose. The government encouraged this. Two of the weapons ended up at the murder scene of a US border patrol agent in Arizona, Brian Terry. Obama says he and Holder knew nothing about Operation Gunrunner.

Senator Grassley spoke out on his investigation yesterday on the floor of the senate.
This is an amazing video.



For a full account of this shit, go to Sipsey Street Irregulars (sidebar).

Obamas' Internet Kill Switch

What are the chances of a US Internet Kill Switch? Could it happen? Is it practical? The Foundation for the Advancement of Free-Market Thinking (FAFMT) and The Daily Bell are pleased to bring you a short video presentation titled, Internet Kill Switch.
The video features hard-to-believe yet true events unfolding right now in Washington D.C. to try and suppress the Internet's ability to support the freedom of the press. Will the power elite be victorious in squelching Internet freedom? We surely hope not and will continue to support freedom of the press and the Internet-spawned advance of liberty and free-market thinking. We hope you enjoy the video and look forward to reading your feedback



Viewers, as well, are invited to add their financial support to our Foundation's efforts to spread the word on this and other critical freedom issues. The time to act is now. Educational efforts like those being led by FAFMT via publishing efforts like the Daily Bell and outside free-market organizations it supports are critical to the expansion of freedom-awareness supported by sites and outlets on the World Wide Web.

Today there is substantive Internet freedom. But if Barack Obama and the power elite standing behind him get their way, the authoritarian nightmare planned for all citizens suppressed under the control of a New World Order will move closer reality.

In fact, just yesterday, there were news reports about the Obama administration is moving forward with an Internet ID plan for the US Internet-using public. The administration announced it would support programs created by the private market that would make Internet IDs available to those who wanted to use them.

There's "no reliable way to verify identity online" at the moment, US Commerce Secretary Gary Locke said, using malware and identity theft as justifications for funding such a program. "Passwords just won't cut it here." Of course, that's not the real reason to create an ID program. The real reason is to chill free speech. Anyone who believes such an ID system will remain voluntary also likely believes that Obama himself is a wide-eyed Democratic radical and not the corporatist political functionary he so obviously is.

For the rest of the article:
http://www.thedailybell.com/2084/Barack-Obamas-Internet-Kill-Switch.html

I'm Famous Again update

It appears that Soulstraw is using my blogroll to ferret out "racist" blogs. He hit Frankenstein Government this morning. But I wouldn't trip on it too much, folks - my traffic didn't take a dramatic jump last night and I've recieved absolutely no shitty comments to post, dammit.
Both of his regular readers must have better things to do.
I do want to thank all that commented on his post on my behalf. I don't know how many of you did because of comment moderation but he's published a few of them.
Fuck Obama.

Lt. Col. Allen West for President

http://www.facebook.com/AllenWestFL

Good morning, Mohammed

Stole this picture from Zillas' facebook page.

I'm famous. Again.

Anonymous sent in a comment saying that I made the small time.
Some fucking liberal piece of shit says that I'm a racist because I hate the fucking punk Obama.
Mom would be so proud......
Here's the link. Let him know what you think. He moderates his comments so mine and yours probably won't show up but we can have fun with him if we get too bored.
http://soulstraw.wordpress.com/2011/04/16/knuckiedraggin-my-life-away-super-racist-website/#comment-31

Fell asleep in the tanning salon, did ya?

Redneck Piece of White Trash

Damn, Bella. That's my new theme song.

Cool, they're still killing each other off.

A bomber detonated an explosive device just as police officers were about to start Friday prayers yesterday at their mosque in a compound in West Java, killing himself and injuring up to 25 others, some gravely.
Witnesses told Indonesian media outlets that the bomb was let off just after the iqamah, the call that signals that prayers are about to begin. The perpetrator was male, clad in black and stood facing the congregation, his prayer mat still rolled up in his hand, before he triggered the explosive device, said accounts provided to the website of the magazine Gatra.
He shouted praise to God before the attack, the report said.

Yeah, Joe. He bores the shit out of me too.

Posting a comment from Derek

Something to think about when you can't access a blog from my links.
I'm still having problems posting from my home, sometimes I can and sometimes I have to save my work and post from another location. 

*****

Ken, remember a couple a months ago I alerted you that the .mil and .gov servers at my locale were buggin yours and select sites from your link list. Access denied, blocked pics and videos that crash your PC when you open them. The man is doin some seriously underhanded shit. Just ask Western Shooters and Sipsey Street boys. You too Soylent Green. Just your tax dollars at work....

Mexico builds a wall to keep us out

Ol' Waylon

You can give an Okie some warning, dammit

VANDENBERG AIR FORCE BASE, Calif. -- A rocket carrying a national security payload has been successfully launched from Vandenberg Air Force Base on California's central coast.
The Atlas 5 rocket blasted off shortly before 9:30 p.m. Thursday. Vandenberg officials said the satellite was carrying a classified payload from the National Reconnaissance Office, which oversees the nation's constellation of spy satellites.
The rocket appeared as a brilliant light streaking across a clear Southern California night sky.

*****

Not just SoCal, fuckers......
I was out chucking empty beer cans at CharlieGodammit awhile ago when I heard the dyke chick 2 doors down hoo-hawing..
I thought her viber-ator had up and gotten away on her.
Hey, it was an honest mistake.....