He mis-spoke

Despite repeated assurances from President Obama and military leaders that the U.S. would not send uniformed military personnel into Libya, four U.S. service members arrived on the ground in Tripoli over the weekend.
According to Pentagon spokesman Capt. John Kirby, the four unidentified troops are there working under the State Department's chief of mission to assist in rebuilding the U.S. Embassy.
Kirby noted the embassy in Tripoli was badly damaged during the conflict between Muammar Qaddafi's forces and the rebels.
Two of the military personnel are explosive-ordnance experts who will be used to disable any explosives traps left in the embassy. The other two are "general security," according to Kirby.
State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland assured reporters Monday that the four individuals are not in Libya to fight.
"When the president made his commitment to 'no boots on ground' ... obviously that had to do with entering into the fray between the Qaddafi forces and the Libyan freedom fighters, and that's not what these guys are engaged in," Nuland said.
Kirby also made clear these troops are in no way part of a military operation on the ground. They are armed, however, if for some reason they need to protect themselves.
The troops are only expected to be there for a short while. After the assessment of the embassy is complete, they are expected to leave.
Obama assured Americans in March when the bombing campaign over Libya began that there would be no boots on the ground. From the East Room of the White House on March 18, he said: "The United States is not going to deploy ground troops into Libya."
Several days later at the National Defense University in Washington, D.C., he said: "I said that America's role would be limited, that we would not put ground troops into Libya, that we would focus our unique capabilities on the front end of the operation and that we would transfer responsibility to our allies and partners. Tonight, we are fulfilling that pledge."
Since then, U.S. officials speaking on the condition of anonymity have acknowledged the CIA has had a small number of so-called "spotters" on the ground to assist in the NATO mission. It's also well known that other foreign governments have sent special operations forces to fight on the ground with the rebels.
John Bolton, former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, told Fox News the fact that four troops are on the ground is "no big deal," considering the embassy had been trashed.
"You need this kind of expertise to make it safe for diplomats to return," Bolton said.
Kirby wouldn't say if there were plans to send more U.S. troops in the future.
www.foxnews.com

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I'm sorry, I don't know what they teach in Indonesia or wherever, but here in the States "none" means zero - not 4, not a few or not that kind. It means zero, you lying motherfucker.
Let me put it this way, if you told your wife that you were stopping off at a bar to wish a friend happy birthday but you weren't going to have a beer with him and then showed up at home drunk because you drank several whiskies but no beer, don't you think she'd have a reason to be pissed?

Sure, I got lots of extra money

Obama would hike taxes to pay for his jobs bill
WASHINGTON (AP) — In a sharp challenge to the GOP, President Barack Obama proposed paying for his costly new jobs plan Monday with tax hikes that Republicans have already rejected, and he accused them of political motives if they still refuse to go along.

"The only thing that's stopping it is politics," Obama declared.

The president's proposal drew criticism from House Speaker John Boehner, who'd previously responded in cautious but somewhat receptive tones to the $447 billion jobs plan made up of tax cuts and new spending that Obama first proposed in an address to Congress last Thursday.

"It would be fair to say this tax increase on job creators is the kind of proposal both parties have opposed in the past. We remain eager to work together on ways to support job growth, but this proposal doesn't appear to have been offered in that bipartisan spirit," Boehner spokesman Brendan Buck said.

Read the rest here

If you can catch him again......

(The Hill) — Rep. Steve King (R-IA), a member of the House Judiciary Committee, said Monday that Congress should question President Obama’s uncle Onyango Obama to see if he received preferential treatment during his deportation proceedings.

“We have to bring drunken ‘Uncle Omar’ in front of the House Judiciary Committee, drill down into this, and tell America what’s going on,” King said on Fox News.

Onyango was arrested last month for allegedly driving under the influence and nearly hitting a police car. He had been held in a Massachusetts jail on charges stemming from a 1992 immigration order to return to his native Kenya, but was released last Thursday.

“If any one of us … nearly ran over a police officer, we would face the full fury of the law,” King said.

The congressman went on to say that he believed that the president’s uncle would receive preferential treatment from the Department of Homeland Security, and cited the case of the president’s aunt, who was discovered living in Boston as an illegal immigrant during the 2008 election. An immigration judge reversed an original court order and granted Zeituni Onyango, the president’s aunt, political asylum in 2010.

“I watched as President Obama’s aunt, Zeituni Onyango, also evaded [Immigration and Customs Enforcement],” King said. “The sympathy, the bleeding heart, of [Department of Homeland Security Director] Janet Napolitano decided to use an administrative authority to grant President Obama’s aunt asylum.”
- Weasel Zippers

Here, here.......

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.'
So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy....'
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other child volunteered.. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand.

In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss ...... and you can bet your black ass it wouldn't be an accident either......

- John

Gotta be CharlieGodammits' cousin

- The Feral Irishman

Portable pillows

As Ahmed abandons his wife to save his mistress

After hearing Obamas' job plan......

Downloadable targets

Democrats Fret Aloud Over Obama’s Chances

Democrats are expressing growing alarm about President Obama’s re-election prospects and, in interviews, are openly acknowledging anxiety about the White House’s ability to strengthen the president’s standing over the next 14 months.       
Read the rest about the fret fest here

You remember the attack? I remember the reason.

On this day millions of Americans are remembering an event that happened 10 years ago.
They're remembering an event but they've forgotten the reason for this day.
It wasn't an organization that attacked us, it was a so-called religion. They didn't attack us to accomplish a short term goal, they attacked us because of who were are.

What is especially disgusting is the fact that people that don't understand islam think that if we give in to their demands, the attacks will stop. Our government is so afraid of "offending" these people that are stuck in the 7th century that they've began repressing us with unreasonable and intrusive searches at airports, an erosion of our civil rights, and constant survelliance while apologizing and exempting the class of people that were responsible for these actions.

Go ahead, Americans. Remember this event and the innocent people that died, but do their memory justice: Remember why this event happened - because their god commands them to kill unbelievers, among others - and remember the people resonsible.

Know your enemy

Why the Muslim Beard Bodes Trouble
To develop a thorough understanding of Islam, one must learn to "connect the dots." For instance, Muslims who adhere to non problematic aspects of Islam, indirectly indicate their acceptance of problematic aspects of Islam—such as enmity for infidels, death for apostates, subjugation for women, and so on.
Consider the Muslim beard. Because Muhammad wanted his Muslims to look different from infidel Christians and Jews, he ordered them to "trim closely the moustache and grow the beard." Accordingly, all Sunni schools of law maintain that it is forbidden, a "major sin," for men to shave their beards—unless, of course, it is part of a stratagem against the infidel, in which case it is permissible.
Prior to Ramadan, Islamic leaders in Egypt called for a million men to grow their beards and show Egypt's adherence to Muhammad's commands. Popular and enthusiastic preachers such as Muhammad Hassan went as far as to pray for the day when 80 million Egyptians grew their beards (a figure that presumably includes women and children, as 80 million is the size of Egypt's entire population).
Amr Adib, a popular talk show host on Cairo Today, mocked this call for a "million man beard" with his trademark sarcasm: "This is a great endeavor! After all, a man with a beard can never be a thug, can never rape a woman in the street, can never set a church on fire, can never fight and quarrel, can never steal, and can never be dishonest!"
He and his Egyptian viewers know quite well that it is precisely those Muslims who most closely follow the minutia of Muhammad—the Salafists—that are most prone to violence and deceit, which were also advocated by the prophet. Towards the end of the program, Adib spoke seriously, ominously, saying this issue is not about growing a beard, but rather, "once you grow your beard, you give proof of your commitment and fealty to everything in Islam."
While Egyptians instinctively understand how fealty to the Muslim beard evinces fealty, or at least acceptance, to all those other things Muhammad commanded, even in fuzzy Western op-eds, the connection sometimes peeks out. Consider the following excerpt from a recent New York Times piece titled "Behold the Mighty Beard, a Badge of Piety and Religious Belonging":

[A]ll over the Muslim world, the full beard has come to connote piety and spiritual fervor. It is such a powerful cultural signifier, in fact, that it inspires non-Muslims, too…. Of course, the beard is only a sign of righteousness. It is no guarantor, as Mr. Zulfiqar [a Muslim interviewee] reminds us: "I recall one gentleman who came back from a trip to Pakistan and remarked to me, 'I learned one thing: the longer the beard, the bigger the crook.' His anticipation was people with big beards would be really honest, but he kept meeting people lying to him." [emphasis mine]

The italicized portion speaks for itself. Whereas the Muslim beard represents piety, some people, mostly Westerners, are shocked to find that those who wear it are often "crooks" and "liars." In Islam, however, outer signs of religiosity on the one hand, and corruption and deceit on the other, are compatible. After all, the same source—Muhammad, as recorded in the hadith—that tells Muslims to grow a beard also advocates deception and all sorts of other practices antithetical to Western notions of piety.
The hijab, or headscarf, which cloaks Muslim women, also on Muhammad's command, produces the same symbiosis. Tawfik Hamid, a former aspiring jihadist and acquaintance of al-Qaeda leader Ayman Zawahiri, accurately observes that "the proliferation of the hijab is strongly correlated with increased terrorism…. Terrorism became much more frequent in such societies as Indonesia, Egypt, Algeria, and the U.K. after the hijab became prevalent among Muslim women living in those communities."
The question is simple: Why do some Muslim men wear the prescribed beard and why do some Muslim women wear the prescribed hijab? Most Muslims would say they do so because Muhammad commanded them to in the hadith.
Yet if such Muslims meticulously follow the minor, "outer" things of Islam simply because their prophet made a few utterances concerning them in the hadith, logically speaking, does that not indicate that they also follow, or at the very least accept as legitimate, the major, "inner" themes Muhammad constantly emphasized in the hadith—such as enmity for and deceit of the infidel, and, when capable, perpetual jihad?
- Raymond Ibrahim
Pajamas Media

Obamas' buddies celebrate on 9/11

Maybe the Obamessiah should watch this next time he gets to feeling sorry for these poor oppressed assholes.



http://weaselzippers.us/

Still unbelievable

Turn the volume down folks, the tunes suck.

Save a life

Well, maybe not a life, but perhaps a country

- Jim

Say hi to Granny for me

Big Sis & the rest of the Federal Family says "Quit tripping"

WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. intelligence agencies have found no evidence that al-Qaida has sneaked any terrorists into the country for a strike coinciding with the 10th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks, senior officials said Saturday.

But authorities kept a high alert as investigators looked for proof of a plot possibly timed to disrupt events planned Sunday in Washington or New York.

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How the fuck would they know? They can't even catch or track the fucking illegal mexicans that violate our borders every damned day.
All Ahmed would have to do is hire Pedro the Coyote to smuggle them across.

Just sayin'

Everybody seems to be worried about the fucking muslims starting some shit tomorrow for the 10th anniversary of 9/11.
Myself, I'm thinking it'll happen afterwards when everybody breathes a sigh of relief and lets their guard down.
But I have an idea. Instead of a day of rememberance, how about we have a day of revenge? Let's go bomb the fuck out of the mosques at Medina and Mecca. Level them motherfuckers just like they leveled the Twin Towers.

And don't forget STD

Imagine Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie in same sex marriage.
"Today's program is brought to you by the letters H, I and V."

The Donkey Whisperer

- Stevienatt

Liberal bird

My pet cat Stumpy

I knocked at my neighbor's door today. I said "Your fucking cat keeps jumping over the fence into my garden and shitting and pissing everywhere".
"Sorry pal, but there's nothing I can do" he replied "Cats just have an excellent ability to climb and scale large heights".
"Not yours anymore." I replied "Here's his fucking legs."

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Miss Universe officials have a message for Catalina Robayo, Colombia's entry into Monday's contest: Don't forget to wear underwear.

Robayo, one of 89 beauties from around the world competing to win the Donald Trump-owned contest, has been reprimanded for making appearance in tiny skirts - with no panties.

"Colombia had to be spoken to and told she needed to wear underpants as what she was doing was totally inappropriate," a source told Fox News. "People have been pretty upset by it; there have been photos and media appearances where she has completely had her crotch out."

The contest, being held in Sao paulo, Brazil, might benefit from controversy, but going commando goes too far.

"Our supervisors talked to all of the contestants about dressing appropriately, and one of our PR people spoke to [Robayo] and apparently she said she was wearing underwear, said Miss Universe President Paula Shugart. "But regardless, it created quite a stir here for a few days."

The pageant earlier returned bikini bottoms from sponsor Catalina Brasil Swimwear after they were ruled too skimpy for network television.

The contest airs Monday at 9 pm ET.

He ain't getting the Bubba vote with this

7 Coyotes Killed in Broomfield Following Attacks

State wildlife officials have killed seven coyotes in Broomfield in the past two weeks following attacks on children.
The Boulder Daily Camera Saturday reports a total of nine coyotes have been killed since July. State Parks and Wildlife spokeswoman Jennifer Churchill says wildlife officers will stop patrols and return if there are more reports of aggressive coyotes.
Recent attacks include boys ages 6 and 2 being bitten in separate incidents in July and August. Both were on walks with their father. A mother was able to scare away a coyote that threatened her 4-year-old boy who was playing in the front yard.
Broomfield officials are also trimming tall grass from along trails to remove hiding places and shooting coyotes with paintball guns to make them wary of human contact.
- Predator Xtreme

*****

I'm assuming this is Colorado. And shooting them paintballs to make them wary of human contact? How about a 22-250 or a 12 gauge shotgun? That'll damn sure make the survivors wary of human contact.
Fuck, Colorado starting to sound like Kalifornia.

Helping her with the gardening

Time to put the mouse back in his house, partner.

- Rob

Fuck The World

Man, talk about a fucked up day.
Short handed for the workload, a boss with his head up his ass and expecting me to perform miracles for him.
A 12 hour day with an hour each way adds up to 2 hours at home in my Camouflage Bass Pro Easy Chair before I have to go to bed so I can do it again tomorrow.
The high part of the day was right when I pulled into Modesto I was behind a pickup sporting a couple of peace signs and a bumper sticker that said "Animals are little people in fur coats".
A fucking hippie.......
So I whipped around her so she had to see my "Lanes' Predator Control - specializing in coyotes" sign on my tailgate.
It made my day when I saw the filthy look she shot me when she passed me up. Oh boy, did it make my day.

New addition to my blog roll

Backtracking on a comment about the water filter I posted earlier (I wanted to see if he ran a blog) I ran across Crazy Uncle. Give him a visit, you won't be disappointed.
Talk about a bad-ass blog......
http://crazyuncle.blogspot.com/

Fart fatalities

- Rob

Fuck the ACLU and Luis, too.

MIAMI -- The American Civil Liberties Union of Florida plans to challenge the state's law requiring new welfare recipients to pass a drug test.
An ACLU spokesman told The Associated Press Wednesday the lawsuit is being filed on behalf of a 35-year-old Orlando man, Luis Lebron.
The spokesman says Florida's drug testing law is unconstitutional, saying it violates the Fourth Amendment's search and seizure protections.
No further details of the lawsuit were immediately available.
Gov. Rick Scott signed the drug testing bill into law in July. Under the law, welfare applicants must pay for the drug tests. If they pass, they'll get reimbursed. If they fail, they can't get benefits for at least a year, and could face child abuse charges.

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Back up a minute here. I have to pass a drug test to get a job and pass one every time I get hurt at work, but these fucking crybabies are sniveling because they have to pass one to get free money, food and reduced rents? Are you fucking kidding me?
Hey, I honestly don't care if you want to smoke a joint every now and again if you can afford it, but I'm thinking that if you can't find a fucking job, you might want to stay clean in case you get offered one, you know?
And now these pussies from the ACLU are suing so Luis can stay home and get high on my dime? Fuuuuuck that shit.
And it's funny how those liberal bitches are all up in arms over somebodys' Fourth Amendment rights being violated, yet they won't lift a finger to protect my Second Amendment rights.

1,000,000 gallon water filtration system

I got to thinking awhile back that all the fucking food in the world isn't going to do much good if you don't have enough water to survive the emergency. I mean, a human can go for almost a month without food, but water? Three-four days, tops.
So I got to checking around to see what I can find and came up with this:
http://www.basspro.com/Sawyer-Emergency-Water-Filtration-System/product/10226683/-1796823?cmCat=CROSSSELL_THUMBNAIL

Here's an excerpt from the product description:
The Sawyer® Emergency Water Filtration System filters hundreds of gallons per day with gravity and even more when attached to a faucet. This water filtration system comes with Sawyer's ONE MILLION GALLON GUARANTEE. The Hollow Fiber Membrane filter physically removes particles, 99.9% of bacteria and 99.9% of Protozoa down to 0.1 micron absolute in size, including Giardia, Salmonella and Cryptosporidia. Simply install the filter to nearly any plastic bucket (not included) and you're set up with a large-volume gravity filtration system. A must-have for disaster preparedness. Use the included faucet adaptor to drink straight from the tap during boil alerts, hurricanse or earthquakes.

Now I have a Katadyn water filter for my Git Kit that ran me about 70 bucks but it's only good for 200 gallons. This motherfucker here will keep me in water for I don't know how long.
You folks might want to consider this filter what with all the abnormal weather we've been having, not to mention anything else that might happen if the fucking muslims get a hair up their ass and start some more shit.
The unit price is 55 bucks, so it'll cost you about 70 bucks with shipping and Obamas' cut - a small price for some peace of mind.

Lock me in this damned car, will you?

Keeping his options open

He just pissed a bunch of muslims off

LANSING, Mich. (AP) — Gov. Rick Snyder on Tuesday signed into law a stricter, four-year lifetime limit on cash welfare benefits, prompting advocates for the poor to warn that tens of thousands of residents will find themselves without cash assistance on Oct. 1.

Michigan's first-year Republican chief executive said the state will offer exemptions to the limit for those with a disability who can't work, those who care for a disabled spouse or child and those who are 65 or older and don't qualify for Social Security benefits or receive very low benefits.

Some recipients who are the victims of domestic violence also may be temporarily exempted.

"We are returning cash assistance to its original intent as a transitional program to help families while they work toward self-sufficiency," Snyder said in a statement. He noted that the state still will help the poor by offering food stamps, health care coverage through Medicaid, child care and emergency services.

Read the rest here at Yahoo News

And the winner is........

* First President to Preside Over a Cut to the Credit Rating of the
United States Government

* First President to Violate the War Powers Act

* First President to Orchestrate the Sale of Murder Weapons to Mexican
Drug Cartels

* First President to be Held in Contempt of Court for Illegally
Obstructing Oil Drilling in the Gulf of Mexico

* First President to Defy a Federal Judge's Court Order to Cease
Implementing the 'Health Care Reform' Law

* First President to Require All Americans to Purchase a Product From
a Third Party (insurance)

* First President to Spend a Trillion Dollars on 'Shovel-Ready' Jobs
-- and Later Admit There Was No Such Thing as Shovel-Ready Jobs

* First President to Abrogate Bankruptcy Law to Turn Over Control of
Companies to His Union Supporters

* First President to Bypass Congress and Implement the DREAM Act
Through Executive Fiat

* First President to "Order a Secret Amnesty Program that Stopped the
Deportations of Illegal Immigrants Across the U.S., Including Those With
Criminal Convictions"

* First President to Demand a Company Hand Over $20 Billion to One of
His Political Appointees

* First President to Terminate America's Ability to Put a Man into
Space.

* First President to Encourage Racial Discrimination and Intimidation
at Polling Places (at least if you are a Black Panther that is)

* First President to Have a Law Signed By an 'Auto-pen' Without Being
"Present"

* First President to Arbitrarily Declare an Existing Law
Unconstitutional and Refuse to Enforce It

* First President to Threaten Insurance Companies if they Publicly
Speak out on the Reasons for their Rate Increases

* First President to Tell a Major Manufacturing Company In Which State
They Are Allowed to Locate a Factory

* First President to File Lawsuits Against the States He Swore an Oath
to Protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN, etc.)

* First President to Withdraw an Existing Coal Permit That Had Been
Properly Issued Years Ago

* First President to Fire an Inspector General of Americorps for
Catching One of His Friends in a Corruption Case

* First President to Propose an Executive Order Demanding Companies
Disclose Their Political Contributions to Bid on Government Contracts

* First President to Golf 73 Separate Times in His First
Two-and-a-Half Years in Office

* But remember: he will not rest until all Americans have jobs, affordable homes, green-energy vehicles, and the environment is repaired, etc., etc., etc. What you meant to say is, "Apparently he will not rest until he has completely destroyed the United States of America!"

-Stevienatt

Wirecutters' Movie Review

Saw "Taking Chance" with Kevin Bacon (Bacon. Mmmmm..... wait, that sounds gay) playing a Marine Officer that volunteers to escort a hometown Marine Killed In Action back to his family.
The movie shows the respect given by folks all along the journey, and I gotta say, I would like to think that's the way it is, but knowing people.......
No car chases, no shooting, no dogs, nobody died. But it was a pretty good movie in spite of that. Made Lisa cry.

That sounds more like the truth

(CNSNews.com) — The real unemployment rate actually rose in August, according to the Department of Labor, belying the fact that the official unemployment rate, 9.1 percent, remained flat while the economy did not create any new jobs on net last month.
According to the data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, real unemployment rose to 16.2 percent in August, up from 16.1 percent in July and tying the 2011 record set in June.
The real unemployment rate is comprised of three different measures of the labor force that more accurately reflect who is really unemployed, as opposed to the official unemployment rate, which merely measures those who told the government they were unemployed and looking for work in the past month.
- Weasel Zippers

Poll: Many Americans uncomfortable with Muslims

A whole shitload of goatfuckers praying for our demise

Washington (CNN) – Ten years after 9/11, Americans are wrestling with their opinions of Muslims, a new survey found, and where Americans get their TV news is playing a role in those opinions.
Nearly half of Americans would be uncomfortable with a woman wearing a burqa, a mosque being built in their neighborhood or Muslim men praying at an airport. Forty-one percent would be uncomfortable if a teacher at the elementary school in their community were Muslim.
Forty-seven percent of survey respondents said the values of Islam are at odds with American values.
Check out the rest of this here at CNN, your source of liberal bullshit

*****

Well, no shit Americans are uncomfortable with muslims...... Not only do they fuck goats and children, but they try to kill us Infidels every chance they get.
They're just a nasty, disagreeable people.

Calm down, help has arrived.

- Brian