Wednesday, November 02, 2011
Modesto ain't New York, motherfucker. We don't go for that shit around here.
Coming in from work I hit my last stoplight and traffic came to a screeching halt, the reason being about 20 OWS protesters waving signs, disrupting traffic, throwing hissy fits and generally misbehaving.
I saw a sign that said "We are the 99%" and I was thinking Let's see, Modesto has 200,000 people in it and they've got 20 protesters. That's a far cry from 99%.
Anyways, there's this one hippie, great big motherfucker about 6' 5", crossing the street back and forth waving his sign and holding up traffic, so I yelled at him to go find a fucking job and let me get home from mine.
He responds with "Shut the fuck up and go pay your taxes" and I came back with "I do."
"And what do you get from that?" he yells.
"Self respect, you cocksucker. Try it sometime."
Then this dumb, stupid sonofabitch, walks out into traffic, comes over to my truck and then lays his hands on my door and starts to say something.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
I gassed him. I hit him full in the face with a looooong blast of pepper spray. I mean, I leaned out the window and followed him all the way to the ground with it.
He hit the ground and started rolling around crying like the little bitch he was, but he wasn't getting much sympathy. Horns and cheers erupted all around.
Just as the light changed I leaned out and told the fucking hippie "Better get used to that shit son, if you want to be a real revolutionary."
Now check this out: I didn't try to get away, I didn't try to hide, I just drove home. The law has yet to arrive, and it's been over an hour, so I'm guessing that not a single soul got my licence plate and turned me in.
Stupid fuckers, thinking they're going to get sympathy from people that are out busting their asses for a living by holding them up from getting home where they can relax, have a drink or smoke a joint and try to forget about their day.
I always love to throw in a snide comment after a confrontation if I come out on top. Not so much when I lose.
Gotta maintain that cool-as-ice image, ya know?
I saw a sign that said "We are the 99%" and I was thinking Let's see, Modesto has 200,000 people in it and they've got 20 protesters. That's a far cry from 99%.
Anyways, there's this one hippie, great big motherfucker about 6' 5", crossing the street back and forth waving his sign and holding up traffic, so I yelled at him to go find a fucking job and let me get home from mine.
He responds with "Shut the fuck up and go pay your taxes" and I came back with "I do."
"And what do you get from that?" he yells.
"Self respect, you cocksucker. Try it sometime."
Then this dumb, stupid sonofabitch, walks out into traffic, comes over to my truck and then lays his hands on my door and starts to say something.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
I gassed him. I hit him full in the face with a looooong blast of pepper spray. I mean, I leaned out the window and followed him all the way to the ground with it.
He hit the ground and started rolling around crying like the little bitch he was, but he wasn't getting much sympathy. Horns and cheers erupted all around.
Just as the light changed I leaned out and told the fucking hippie "Better get used to that shit son, if you want to be a real revolutionary."
Now check this out: I didn't try to get away, I didn't try to hide, I just drove home. The law has yet to arrive, and it's been over an hour, so I'm guessing that not a single soul got my licence plate and turned me in.
Stupid fuckers, thinking they're going to get sympathy from people that are out busting their asses for a living by holding them up from getting home where they can relax, have a drink or smoke a joint and try to forget about their day.
I always love to throw in a snide comment after a confrontation if I come out on top. Not so much when I lose.
Gotta maintain that cool-as-ice image, ya know?
Tuesday, November 01, 2011
Oh fuck, they're breeding!
(NYP) — It’s the Autumn of Love!
Occupy Wall Street protesters are flocking to nearby health clinics for STD and HIV testing after getting their freak on in ’60s-style hookups with crusty strangers, sources told The Post yesterday.
“Last week was free love,” said a medical professional at a clinic located a short walk from Zuccotti Park, referring to the number of people who organizers have referred for sexually transmitted disease testing.
A volunteer at the park admitted concern among protesters about STDs.
“We give directions to clinics if people ask for information regarding STDs,” said the volunteer, who identified himself only as “Captain” and added that pregnancy tests are also a hot item.
Occupy Wall Street protesters are flocking to nearby health clinics for STD and HIV testing after getting their freak on in ’60s-style hookups with crusty strangers, sources told The Post yesterday.
“Last week was free love,” said a medical professional at a clinic located a short walk from Zuccotti Park, referring to the number of people who organizers have referred for sexually transmitted disease testing.
A volunteer at the park admitted concern among protesters about STDs.
“We give directions to clinics if people ask for information regarding STDs,” said the volunteer, who identified himself only as “Captain” and added that pregnancy tests are also a hot item.
You ain't takin my shit, beotch
A 10-year-old Aiken trick-or-treater pulled a gun on a woman who said she would take his candy on Halloween.
According to a police incident report, the 28-year-old victim told authorities she recognized some boys from her neighborhood while they were trick-or-treating about 6:30 p.m. Monday near Schroeder and George streets and jokingly told them she would take their candy.
One 10-year-old in the group of about 10 juveniles responded with “no you’re not …” and then pointed a 9 mm handgun at her.
According to Aiken Public Safety Lt. David Turno, the clip was not in the gun at the time, but the boy did have a loaded clip in his possession.
The boy’s brother, also 10, told authorities he also had a gun. The second weapon was recovered Tuesday morning.
The boy who pulled the weapon was brought to the police station where he was turned over to the custody of his parents.
Turno said the boys got the weapons from their grandfather without permission.
http://www.drudgereport.com/
According to a police incident report, the 28-year-old victim told authorities she recognized some boys from her neighborhood while they were trick-or-treating about 6:30 p.m. Monday near Schroeder and George streets and jokingly told them she would take their candy.
One 10-year-old in the group of about 10 juveniles responded with “no you’re not …” and then pointed a 9 mm handgun at her.
According to Aiken Public Safety Lt. David Turno, the clip was not in the gun at the time, but the boy did have a loaded clip in his possession.
The boy’s brother, also 10, told authorities he also had a gun. The second weapon was recovered Tuesday morning.
The boy who pulled the weapon was brought to the police station where he was turned over to the custody of his parents.
Turno said the boys got the weapons from their grandfather without permission.
http://www.drudgereport.com/
Monday, October 31, 2011
All in all, a rather boring evening.
I think I mentioned earlier that Lisa had noticed that folks walking down the sidewalk always crossed the street before they got to my house. She thought it was funny and was wondering what she had got herself into.
That ain't shit. Tonight we had our porch light on and the door and blinds open, and folks were walking past our house without stopping to trick or treat.
Oh, there's been a few brave souls - my psycho neighbor Bruces' grandkids and 3 sets of young parents with their toddlers. They must be new to the neighborhood.
Lisa's beginning to suspect it may have something to do with a suggestion I made earlier this afternoon about letting CharlieGodammit answer the door.
"Oh hell no, those youngsters will be pissing and shitting everywhere when he bounces off the security door" she said, rather vehemently in my opinion.
"It'll be funnier than shit, though. Seriously. Let's go for it, just once. The first one will have us laughing so hard we won't have to do another one. We'll film it, okay?"
She walked away with an armful of laundry muttering something about not wanting to scrub the porch down or something along those lines, the spoilsport.
Hell, you should have seen it last year when he was only about 60 or 70 pounds. There was widespread panic then, can you imagine it now that he's reached (I hope) his full growth?
UPDATE:
The little bastards are coming out of the woodwork now. Maybe they're bussing in from poor(er) neighborhoods. I have seen a few that look like they belong in a trailer park.
Time to bring in the fucking dog.......
That ain't shit. Tonight we had our porch light on and the door and blinds open, and folks were walking past our house without stopping to trick or treat.
Oh, there's been a few brave souls - my psycho neighbor Bruces' grandkids and 3 sets of young parents with their toddlers. They must be new to the neighborhood.
Lisa's beginning to suspect it may have something to do with a suggestion I made earlier this afternoon about letting CharlieGodammit answer the door.
"Oh hell no, those youngsters will be pissing and shitting everywhere when he bounces off the security door" she said, rather vehemently in my opinion.
"It'll be funnier than shit, though. Seriously. Let's go for it, just once. The first one will have us laughing so hard we won't have to do another one. We'll film it, okay?"
She walked away with an armful of laundry muttering something about not wanting to scrub the porch down or something along those lines, the spoilsport.
Hell, you should have seen it last year when he was only about 60 or 70 pounds. There was widespread panic then, can you imagine it now that he's reached (I hope) his full growth?
UPDATE:
The little bastards are coming out of the woodwork now. Maybe they're bussing in from poor(er) neighborhoods. I have seen a few that look like they belong in a trailer park.
Time to bring in the fucking dog.......
That time is way past due, Sheriff
Sheriff: Time For Citizens To Arm Themselves
SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C. -- The Spartanburg County Sheriff is known for speaking his mind, and at a news conference on Monday, he didn't hold back his anger and frustration after a woman was attacked in a park over the weekend.
Investigators said 46-year-old Walter Lance grabbed a woman who was walking her dog in Milliken Park on Sunday afternoon. They said Lance choked the woman, made her take off her clothing and tried to rape her. (Full Story)
Lance is in custody and was denied bond on Monday.
Sheriff Chuck Wright opened his news conference by saying, "Our form of justice is not making it."
He said, "Carry a concealed weapon.
WYFF4
Submitted by Leroy
Stop! I'm skeered!!!
Self-Admitted Marxist Professor Speaks At Occupy Wall Street, Says Violence Can Only Be Avoided If 1% Share Their Wealth, “Accept Demands of 99%”…
(NYP) — Some 50 Occupy Wall Street protesters saw red yesterday — giving an enthusiastic welcome to a genuine communist.
Alex Callinicos, a professor of European Studies at Kings College in London, announced to his rapt audience, “I am a Marxist.’’
Asked if the upcoming revolution can be non-violent, he parroted the party line of the demonstrators, who call themselves the 99 percent of Americans lined up against the “1 percent’’ with power and money.
He said violence could be avoided only if the “1 percent accept the decisions of the 99 percent,’’ which he predicted would never happen.
While he was speaking about the revolution, most of the demonstrators in Zuccotti Park were making plans for a long, cold winter.
“It’s been dumping snow here in NYC … high winds and 3 inches of slush on the ground … [and] those occupying Liberty Plaza [Zuccotti’s former name] … are in need of emergency supplies crucial for cold-weather survival,” organizers said on their Web site.
Their elaborate wish list included “insulated gloves, wool hats, scarves, long underwear/smart wool thermal socks, all-weather sub-thermal sleeping bags [and] all-weather tents.”
And sympathetic supporters were quick to deliver.
“I was feeling really bad for them yesterday,” said Beth Kelley, 47, an ex-Wall Street worker who brought fleece hats and scarves.
But not everyone felt sorry for the soggy masses.
Nick Hommen, 29, a volunteer from Salem, Ore., who was handling donations, said some demonstrators were taking advantage of people’s generosity.
“We can’t afford to keep buying new tents. It’s ridiculous the sense of entitlement people feel,” Hommen said.
- http://weaselzippers.us/
My pops used to tell me when I was a kid "If somebody's talking about it instead of doing it, there's a reason they're just talking about it."
So why aren't they out there right now taking what they think is theirs?
Maybe it's because of the dismal response to their protests. Instead of rioting in the streets like they envisioned, all they're getting is a handful of protesters here and there. Let's face it, if they expect others to feed, clothe, house and educate them, then they're going to expect others to fight their battles for them.
Yeah, I'm scared as hell right now.
(NYP) — Some 50 Occupy Wall Street protesters saw red yesterday — giving an enthusiastic welcome to a genuine communist.
Alex Callinicos, a professor of European Studies at Kings College in London, announced to his rapt audience, “I am a Marxist.’’
Asked if the upcoming revolution can be non-violent, he parroted the party line of the demonstrators, who call themselves the 99 percent of Americans lined up against the “1 percent’’ with power and money.
He said violence could be avoided only if the “1 percent accept the decisions of the 99 percent,’’ which he predicted would never happen.
While he was speaking about the revolution, most of the demonstrators in Zuccotti Park were making plans for a long, cold winter.
“It’s been dumping snow here in NYC … high winds and 3 inches of slush on the ground … [and] those occupying Liberty Plaza [Zuccotti’s former name] … are in need of emergency supplies crucial for cold-weather survival,” organizers said on their Web site.
Their elaborate wish list included “insulated gloves, wool hats, scarves, long underwear/smart wool thermal socks, all-weather sub-thermal sleeping bags [and] all-weather tents.”
And sympathetic supporters were quick to deliver.
“I was feeling really bad for them yesterday,” said Beth Kelley, 47, an ex-Wall Street worker who brought fleece hats and scarves.
But not everyone felt sorry for the soggy masses.
Nick Hommen, 29, a volunteer from Salem, Ore., who was handling donations, said some demonstrators were taking advantage of people’s generosity.
“We can’t afford to keep buying new tents. It’s ridiculous the sense of entitlement people feel,” Hommen said.
- http://weaselzippers.us/
*****
My pops used to tell me when I was a kid "If somebody's talking about it instead of doing it, there's a reason they're just talking about it."
So why aren't they out there right now taking what they think is theirs?
Maybe it's because of the dismal response to their protests. Instead of rioting in the streets like they envisioned, all they're getting is a handful of protesters here and there. Let's face it, if they expect others to feed, clothe, house and educate them, then they're going to expect others to fight their battles for them.
Yeah, I'm scared as hell right now.
Uh-oh. Mooch-elle is pissed
Michelle’s back, and she’s madder than ever. She was already pretty angry, seemingly unhappy with just about everything. As her husband wrapped up the Democratic nomination in 2008, she let fly her real feelings: “For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of my country.” A few months into her job as first lady, her French counterpart asked how she liked the gig: “Don’t ask!” she reportedly spat. “It’s hell. I can’t stand it!”
She even seems to be mad at her silver-tongued husband. When the two were to set off on a luxurious 10-day vacation to Martha’s Vineyard, she left early - four hours early - and flew up alone. And those private vacations. She’s traveled to some of the world’s most plush resorts, taking 42 days off in the past year - that’d be eight weeks of vacay time if she held down a normal job.
Now, she is ready to spew her bilious disgust with America on the campaign trail. A dignified, transcendent first lady? No chance. Michelle is going to break with a hundred years of tradition and play the role of attack dog, heaping derision on her husband’s political opponents like no other first lady before her.
And it’s already begun. Mad Michelle this week popped down to Davis Island, Fla., to hobnob with the very people her husband despises - the 1 percent. At a massive mansion on the bay, filled with the wealthiest of the wealthy, America’s first lady launched into a tirade about “them” - the Republicans.
“Let’s not forget about what it meant when my husband appointed two brilliant Supreme Court justices, and for the first time in history, our daughters - and our sons - watched three women take their seats on our nation’s highest court. But more importantly, let’s not forget the impact their decisions will have on our lives for decades to come - on our privacy and our security, on whether we can speak freely, worship openly and love whomever we choose. That is what’s at stake here,” she said to applause.
Yes, Republicans hope to regain the White House so they can install Supreme Court justices who will trample Americans’ privacy, ignore the nation’s security, crush free speech and persecute the religious.
Oh, and they’re rich and racist to boot. “Will we be a country where opportunity is limited to just the few at the top? Who are we? Or will we give every child a chance to succeed no matter where they’re from, or what they look like or how much money their parents have. Who are we?”
That’s right, rich people (white, of course) certainly don’t want black people to succeed. They want to squelch success based on what people look like, how much money they have. “Are we going to let them succeed?” the first lady yelled. “Nooo!” the rich white people screamed.
Just as her husband’s re-election strategy is inanely simplistic - blame the Republicans for thwarting his brilliant, economy-saving policies - so too is the first lady’s. She will go to the opulent homes of rich people across the country to tell them how rich people are to blame for America’s woes and guilt them into giving millions for her husband’s campaign.
And the Princeton graduate will tell supporters they simply can’t comprehend the significance of what’s occurring today in America.
“It can be hard to see clearly what’s at stake - because these issues are so complicated, and quite frankly, folks are busy and they’re tired. We’re raising families and working full-time jobs, and many helping out in their own communities on top of all that. So many of us just don’t have the time to follow the news and to sort through all the back-and-forth, and to figure out how all of this stuff connects to our daily lives.”
Yes, only Michelle and her husband can truly understand, although she often tells those uninformed people that when the president returns from one of his campaign trips, “He says, ‘You won’t believe what folks are going through.’ ” So maybe she is the only person in America who understands.
So, America’s first lady will travel the country this election season to tell her fellow Americans just how bad it is out there (between lavish vacations, of course). Unlike President Ronald Reagan, who saw morning in America - that great shining city on a hill - Michelle will tell all who will listen that Republicans want to poison the air and water, stifle free speech, oppress the religious. She will offer not an uplifting vision of what her husband’s America could be but only a vapid view of what Republicans’ America would be.
That is the America she lives in, and by campaign’s end, it will be clear that she’s no longer “proud of my country.” Maybe she never really was.
• Joseph Curl covered the White House and politics for a decade for The Washington Times. He can be reached at jcurl@washingtontimes.com.
The Washington Times
She even seems to be mad at her silver-tongued husband. When the two were to set off on a luxurious 10-day vacation to Martha’s Vineyard, she left early - four hours early - and flew up alone. And those private vacations. She’s traveled to some of the world’s most plush resorts, taking 42 days off in the past year - that’d be eight weeks of vacay time if she held down a normal job.
Now, she is ready to spew her bilious disgust with America on the campaign trail. A dignified, transcendent first lady? No chance. Michelle is going to break with a hundred years of tradition and play the role of attack dog, heaping derision on her husband’s political opponents like no other first lady before her.
And it’s already begun. Mad Michelle this week popped down to Davis Island, Fla., to hobnob with the very people her husband despises - the 1 percent. At a massive mansion on the bay, filled with the wealthiest of the wealthy, America’s first lady launched into a tirade about “them” - the Republicans.
“Let’s not forget about what it meant when my husband appointed two brilliant Supreme Court justices, and for the first time in history, our daughters - and our sons - watched three women take their seats on our nation’s highest court. But more importantly, let’s not forget the impact their decisions will have on our lives for decades to come - on our privacy and our security, on whether we can speak freely, worship openly and love whomever we choose. That is what’s at stake here,” she said to applause.
Yes, Republicans hope to regain the White House so they can install Supreme Court justices who will trample Americans’ privacy, ignore the nation’s security, crush free speech and persecute the religious.
Oh, and they’re rich and racist to boot. “Will we be a country where opportunity is limited to just the few at the top? Who are we? Or will we give every child a chance to succeed no matter where they’re from, or what they look like or how much money their parents have. Who are we?”
That’s right, rich people (white, of course) certainly don’t want black people to succeed. They want to squelch success based on what people look like, how much money they have. “Are we going to let them succeed?” the first lady yelled. “Nooo!” the rich white people screamed.
Just as her husband’s re-election strategy is inanely simplistic - blame the Republicans for thwarting his brilliant, economy-saving policies - so too is the first lady’s. She will go to the opulent homes of rich people across the country to tell them how rich people are to blame for America’s woes and guilt them into giving millions for her husband’s campaign.
And the Princeton graduate will tell supporters they simply can’t comprehend the significance of what’s occurring today in America.
“It can be hard to see clearly what’s at stake - because these issues are so complicated, and quite frankly, folks are busy and they’re tired. We’re raising families and working full-time jobs, and many helping out in their own communities on top of all that. So many of us just don’t have the time to follow the news and to sort through all the back-and-forth, and to figure out how all of this stuff connects to our daily lives.”
Yes, only Michelle and her husband can truly understand, although she often tells those uninformed people that when the president returns from one of his campaign trips, “He says, ‘You won’t believe what folks are going through.’ ” So maybe she is the only person in America who understands.
So, America’s first lady will travel the country this election season to tell her fellow Americans just how bad it is out there (between lavish vacations, of course). Unlike President Ronald Reagan, who saw morning in America - that great shining city on a hill - Michelle will tell all who will listen that Republicans want to poison the air and water, stifle free speech, oppress the religious. She will offer not an uplifting vision of what her husband’s America could be but only a vapid view of what Republicans’ America would be.
That is the America she lives in, and by campaign’s end, it will be clear that she’s no longer “proud of my country.” Maybe she never really was.
• Joseph Curl covered the White House and politics for a decade for The Washington Times. He can be reached at jcurl@washingtontimes.com.
The Washington Times
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Mother Nature can be a bitch at times
I'm wondering with the cold-ass storm system over the Northeastern US, how much longer will the OWS last before they call it quits and head back home to their basement apartments at mommys' house?
And how many of the stupid fuckers are going to die because they didn't have sense enough to prepare? After all, they expect everybody else to take care of them.
And how many of the stupid fuckers are going to die because they didn't have sense enough to prepare? After all, they expect everybody else to take care of them.
US Government 101
It's a slow day in a little East Texas town. The sun is beating down, and the streets are deserted.
Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.....
On this particular day a rich tourist from back east is driving through town. He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.
As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher. The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer. The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.
The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit. The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner. The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs,picks up the $100 bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.
No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with great optimism.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is conducting business today.
-Balloon2
Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.....
On this particular day a rich tourist from back east is driving through town. He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.
As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher. The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer. The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.
The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit. The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner. The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs,picks up the $100 bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.
No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with great optimism.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is conducting business today.
-Balloon2
Maybe you should love soap and water, too.
This is probably something that you don't want to see, and would maybe curl your toes. I am so sorry for sending this! Got to be a Crack-er, eh?
- Bella
- Bella
Wash them nasty-ass feet BEFORE you get tattooed, dumbass. Now you've got pigshit inside your skin and probably going to get hookworms.
Gee, I wonder why.......
Are you fucking kidding me?
The reason you can't find work is because you're the only one interested in that kind of shit.
I mean seriously, did you think crowds were going to be flocking to you so they could absorb your knowledge on that vast subject?
Dumbass.......
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Can I get an Amen?
BEST QUOTE OF THE DECADE - from the CZECH REPUBLIC
Some people have the vocabulary to sum up things in a way you can understand them. This quote came from the Czech Republic . Someone over there has it figured out. We have a lot of work to do.
"The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting an inexperienced man like him with the Presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama Presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their President. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America .
Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their President."
Some people have the vocabulary to sum up things in a way you can understand them. This quote came from the Czech Republic . Someone over there has it figured out. We have a lot of work to do.
"The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting an inexperienced man like him with the Presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama Presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their President. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America .
Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their President."
-Balloon2
Skinning Critters
How To Properly Prepare A Pelt
Although you can skin an animal on the ground, hanging it greatly simplifies skinning. Some hunters prefer a gambrel, while others use a couple of light, loop-ended cables or nylon parachute cord.
Hang your animal by the hind legs, spread apart for working room. Most predators are skinned cased or tubed, with no cut the length of the belly. Some buyers want badgers cased also, while others prefer them skinned open. To be sure, ask your buyer.
The first cuts are made around each leg, just above the footpads. Since they’re cutting through knife-dulling fur, some hunters prefer a separate knife for this “ringing.” If you’re skinning for taxidermy use, keep the feet on and skin out those feet, keeping the pads and claws. From there use a sharp, small-bladed knife. Trapping supply catalogs feature specialty, solid-blade skinning knives that are ideal for use at home. For in-the-field use I prefer a quality pocketknife. Mine has a main 3-inch blade, and a smaller 1½-inch blade for the fine work around the head.
After ringing, cuts on the legs are made with the knife’s dull edge against the carcass and the sharp edge up to slice through the hide from beneath. To case skin, slit each hind leg, from ankle to anus, following the line where the fur changes color. Cut around the anus. For buyers who prefer pelts dried with the front legs out, it’s easier to turn partially dry legs if you slit each front leg up to the elbow, following a line where the fur changes color.
From here, down to the head, you’ll be mainly pulling the pelt off, so for safety’s sake, lay your knife down. Pull the pelt off the hind legs and perhaps a third of the way down the body, to provide you with enough slack for doing the tail. Remove the hide as you’d take off a sock, inside out. If the animal is fresh, you’ll need minimal knife work. When cutting is necessary, touch your sharp knife to that white line where hide and carcass meet, and ALWAYS cut toward the carcass, not the hide.
Slit the tail a few inches on the underside and pull the hide away from the bone, so that there’s room to insert a tail stripper – a two-piece tool that is hinged to allow positioning around the tailbone. Each half of the tool has a half-hole in it, so that when closed there is a round hole for the tailbone. The tool is closed around the tailbone, and pulled downward to strip the tail fur off. Stripping should be done in one firm, definite motion. Yes, you’ll goof a few times until you catch on.
Using a tail splitter or your knife, split the tail the full length. The pelt is now ready to pull off the hide. Hang the critter fairly high so you can use your body weight and not just your arms to peel the hide off the carcass down to its head. You’ll probably not need any knife work except around the front legs.
To skin a pelt open – such as necessary for making a flat rug – slit down the center of the belly, from anus to neck, then down each front leg, to produce the familiar bear-rug appearance.
Whether skinning cased or open, slow down at the head, switch to a smaller blade, and work carefully around ears, eyes and mouth. Some buyers want the ear cartilage cut off close to the skull while others want it removed. The cartilage can be easily removed and left on the carcass, by skinning down to each ear, then loosening the skin by inserting a blunt screwdriver between the ear cartilage and the hide. Skin around each eye so as not to enlarge those openings, and skin the mouth so that the lips remain with the hide. Skin down to the nose and cut it off so the nose pad remains with the pelt. The lower jaw can be cut off, straight across, a few inches from the end. This is where buyers staple routing cards, to identify sellers. Leave the lower jaw on pelts for taxidermy use. Throughout this skinning process, try to leave any flesh and fat with the carcass.
For transporting unskinned animals, or the skinned pelts, put each in a burlap bag for protection. Many pelts are ruined when tossed in to a pick-up bed, where they freeze to the metal, then are later ripped loose.
Some hunters take their kills home to skin them. Pelts from animals skinned in the field can be rolled, fur side out, placed in plastic bags, then frozen – to be thawed and fleshed later. Try whatever fits your situation, but you’ll soon find that skinning in the field, then fleshing as soon as you get home, is the most efficient.
Time For Prime
All my expert consultants agreed that trappers are more conscientious about proper fur handling than hunters. It’s a marketing mindset because a trapper’s motivation is mainly gathering fur for sale, while hunters are usually motivated by sport and/or predator control, with fur value often being an afterthought.
Roger Scheurer has seen many coyotes that were shot too early in the season, before the fur was prime, and with too powerful a weapon, because they were taken incidental to big-game hunting. Ray Driscoll is against shooting predators except when pelts are prime, because he considers it a waste of a valuable resource.
Different species prime up at different times, in different regions. In my home range of eastern Oregon, coyotes are prime from early November through early January, bobcats from December through February, red foxes from mid-October until late December, gray foxes from October to late February, badgers from mid-December through March, and raccoons from early November through January. To obtain similar information for your area, ask other local hunters, trappers, fur buyers and wildlife biologists. For top fur value, hunt only during the times suggested.
In summary, find an experienced fur handler to show you how. Accept the fact that you will learn by making mistakes. Prepare before the hunt with the equipment to care for your kills. Know what you’re going to do with your pelts, including how you’re going to sell them.
Predator Xtreme
Although you can skin an animal on the ground, hanging it greatly simplifies skinning. Some hunters prefer a gambrel, while others use a couple of light, loop-ended cables or nylon parachute cord.
Hang your animal by the hind legs, spread apart for working room. Most predators are skinned cased or tubed, with no cut the length of the belly. Some buyers want badgers cased also, while others prefer them skinned open. To be sure, ask your buyer.
The first cuts are made around each leg, just above the footpads. Since they’re cutting through knife-dulling fur, some hunters prefer a separate knife for this “ringing.” If you’re skinning for taxidermy use, keep the feet on and skin out those feet, keeping the pads and claws. From there use a sharp, small-bladed knife. Trapping supply catalogs feature specialty, solid-blade skinning knives that are ideal for use at home. For in-the-field use I prefer a quality pocketknife. Mine has a main 3-inch blade, and a smaller 1½-inch blade for the fine work around the head.
After ringing, cuts on the legs are made with the knife’s dull edge against the carcass and the sharp edge up to slice through the hide from beneath. To case skin, slit each hind leg, from ankle to anus, following the line where the fur changes color. Cut around the anus. For buyers who prefer pelts dried with the front legs out, it’s easier to turn partially dry legs if you slit each front leg up to the elbow, following a line where the fur changes color.
From here, down to the head, you’ll be mainly pulling the pelt off, so for safety’s sake, lay your knife down. Pull the pelt off the hind legs and perhaps a third of the way down the body, to provide you with enough slack for doing the tail. Remove the hide as you’d take off a sock, inside out. If the animal is fresh, you’ll need minimal knife work. When cutting is necessary, touch your sharp knife to that white line where hide and carcass meet, and ALWAYS cut toward the carcass, not the hide.
Slit the tail a few inches on the underside and pull the hide away from the bone, so that there’s room to insert a tail stripper – a two-piece tool that is hinged to allow positioning around the tailbone. Each half of the tool has a half-hole in it, so that when closed there is a round hole for the tailbone. The tool is closed around the tailbone, and pulled downward to strip the tail fur off. Stripping should be done in one firm, definite motion. Yes, you’ll goof a few times until you catch on.
Using a tail splitter or your knife, split the tail the full length. The pelt is now ready to pull off the hide. Hang the critter fairly high so you can use your body weight and not just your arms to peel the hide off the carcass down to its head. You’ll probably not need any knife work except around the front legs.
To skin a pelt open – such as necessary for making a flat rug – slit down the center of the belly, from anus to neck, then down each front leg, to produce the familiar bear-rug appearance.
For transporting unskinned animals, or the skinned pelts, put each in a burlap bag for protection. Many pelts are ruined when tossed in to a pick-up bed, where they freeze to the metal, then are later ripped loose.
Some hunters take their kills home to skin them. Pelts from animals skinned in the field can be rolled, fur side out, placed in plastic bags, then frozen – to be thawed and fleshed later. Try whatever fits your situation, but you’ll soon find that skinning in the field, then fleshing as soon as you get home, is the most efficient.
Time For Prime
All my expert consultants agreed that trappers are more conscientious about proper fur handling than hunters. It’s a marketing mindset because a trapper’s motivation is mainly gathering fur for sale, while hunters are usually motivated by sport and/or predator control, with fur value often being an afterthought.
Roger Scheurer has seen many coyotes that were shot too early in the season, before the fur was prime, and with too powerful a weapon, because they were taken incidental to big-game hunting. Ray Driscoll is against shooting predators except when pelts are prime, because he considers it a waste of a valuable resource.
Different species prime up at different times, in different regions. In my home range of eastern Oregon, coyotes are prime from early November through early January, bobcats from December through February, red foxes from mid-October until late December, gray foxes from October to late February, badgers from mid-December through March, and raccoons from early November through January. To obtain similar information for your area, ask other local hunters, trappers, fur buyers and wildlife biologists. For top fur value, hunt only during the times suggested.
In summary, find an experienced fur handler to show you how. Accept the fact that you will learn by making mistakes. Prepare before the hunt with the equipment to care for your kills. Know what you’re going to do with your pelts, including how you’re going to sell them.
Predator Xtreme
An infiltrators' view of OWS
Scooter over at Big Hairy News has infiltrated OWS and sends us back this hilarious report:
BIG HAIRY NEWS EXCLUSIVE - I am undercover this week with the Occupy Wall Street protesters, reporting from Zuccotti Park in Manhattan.
Day 5 - Thursday October 27, 2011.
7:45 AM - Woke up with a splitting headache, thanks to the drum circle retards who apparently have nothing better to do this time of morning. I managed to hit one of them from my back patio with an empty rum bottle - no small feat from this distance. His cries and profuse bleeding made the morning seem a little brighter.
8:12 AM - I was too lazy to go out for breakfast, so I joined the mutants and walking dead in the free food line. This morning they were serving "homemade stone-ground granola," and while it had the consistency and weight of pea gravel, it didn't taste bad - I had like 5 servings.
9:04 AM - Walking through a maze of sleeping bags, I met a new friend named Nancy when I accidentally stepped on her face. She had come from Connecticut with her boyfriend, who ended up getting arrested for vandalizing a statue, and severely burning a girl sitting on it. We huffed some spray paint as we headed to the park's mission control area to see what was going on.
9:12 AM - Mission control was abuzz with all kinds of counterculture activity. Besides the usual doofuses droning on about their delinquent student loans or the virtues of windmills, one pinko teacher had brought his class of little kids for indoctrination, under the guise of having them showing off their Halloween outfits. I noticed one little girl dressed as Dracula was smoking a joint.
For the rest of the story, go to Big Hairy News. Be sure to put down all food and drink, you're going to laugh your ass off and I'm not responsible for choking deaths or ruined computers.
BIG HAIRY NEWS EXCLUSIVE - I am undercover this week with the Occupy Wall Street protesters, reporting from Zuccotti Park in Manhattan.
Day 5 - Thursday October 27, 2011.
7:45 AM - Woke up with a splitting headache, thanks to the drum circle retards who apparently have nothing better to do this time of morning. I managed to hit one of them from my back patio with an empty rum bottle - no small feat from this distance. His cries and profuse bleeding made the morning seem a little brighter.
8:12 AM - I was too lazy to go out for breakfast, so I joined the mutants and walking dead in the free food line. This morning they were serving "homemade stone-ground granola," and while it had the consistency and weight of pea gravel, it didn't taste bad - I had like 5 servings.
9:04 AM - Walking through a maze of sleeping bags, I met a new friend named Nancy when I accidentally stepped on her face. She had come from Connecticut with her boyfriend, who ended up getting arrested for vandalizing a statue, and severely burning a girl sitting on it. We huffed some spray paint as we headed to the park's mission control area to see what was going on.
9:12 AM - Mission control was abuzz with all kinds of counterculture activity. Besides the usual doofuses droning on about their delinquent student loans or the virtues of windmills, one pinko teacher had brought his class of little kids for indoctrination, under the guise of having them showing off their Halloween outfits. I noticed one little girl dressed as Dracula was smoking a joint.
For the rest of the story, go to Big Hairy News. Be sure to put down all food and drink, you're going to laugh your ass off and I'm not responsible for choking deaths or ruined computers.
Good. Take the rest of your hippies with you.
Occupy DC to secede from the United States?
The Daily Caller visited the Occupy DC encampment on Friday and interviewed union organizer Anthony Sluder. While Sluder appeared to be in charge, he preferred to describe himself as “the one who is informed to inform you.”
Check out what Sluder told TheDC about the “occupiers” and their plan to — you heard it right — secede.
Daily Caller
The Daily Caller visited the Occupy DC encampment on Friday and interviewed union organizer Anthony Sluder. While Sluder appeared to be in charge, he preferred to describe himself as “the one who is informed to inform you.”
Check out what Sluder told TheDC about the “occupiers” and their plan to — you heard it right — secede.
Daily Caller
Couple gets lost in apple orchard, calls 911
Mark and Marcia Rosenthal of Boston, Mass., got lost while apple-picking at Honey Pot Orchard in Stow, Mass., Oct. 22,2011. (Courtesy Honey Pot Hill Orchard)
For the second time in a month, police have responded to a 911 call from a couple stranded — and lost — on a farm outing. This time, the rescue appeal came from an apple orchard.
When Mark and Marcia Rosenthal of Boston went apple-picking on the afternoon of Oct. 22, they didn’t expect it to end with a rescue.
According to the farm’s owner, the two wandered too from their parked car at Honey Pot Orchard in Stow, and as night began to fall, they became frightened that they wouldn’t be able to find their way back. The Rosenthals called the Orchard’s main line, but when no one answered, they called 911.
Police arrived at the orchard’s entrance and told the owners about the problem, directing them to a landmark where the couple was waiting to be rescued. Julie Martin-Sullivan, who owns the family business with her brother, said they sent workers right out to pick up the Rosenthals.
“So my brother drove out in one of our buggies to pick them up, and the gentleman was being funny and said, “So how many rescues a year?” And my brother replied, ‘Well, through 85 years of business, none.”
Martin-Sullivan said the orchard is about 200 acres, and the Rosenthals had wandered about a half-mile or three-quarters-of-a-mile from where their car was parked.
“You know, we have a hedge maze too. So we said to them after, ‘We have a hedge maze and we’re not gonna let you in,” Martin-Sullivan joked. “He was a comical guy.”
Mark Rosenthal had been an on-air meteorologist for a Boston news station for many years, Martin-Sullivan noted.
Earlier this month, police rescued a family lost in a corn maze in Danvers, Mass.
ABC News
*****
Yeah, so I hope this is a reflection on sissy city folks and not on the general US public as a whole. I mean, lost in 200 acres? Of orchard with it's neatly laid out rows?
Let me let them in on a little secret:
Head in the general direction of your car but bear slightly to either the left or right, using the sun as a guide. When you hit the perimeter of the orchard (that's where the neat rows of trees end), travel along the perimeter in the opposite direction of your correction. In other words, if you bore to the left, take a right when you hit the end of the orchard. That's where your car will be.
Or you can find somebody else in the orchard and ask them for directions. That'll work too.
Fuck, has this entire Nation lost it's ability to think for themselves?
Friday, October 28, 2011
Awww, don't cry, you filthy little whore.
Justina Jenson – Occupy New Hampshire protester and teen pimp
No justice. No peace.
The Union Leader reported:
A city woman is accused of pimping a 16-year-old girl she met in Victory Park during the Occupy NH demonstrations.
Justina Jensen, 23, of 341 Hanover St., is charged with felony prostitution. Police allege Jensen met a teen at the local protest, which is an offshoot of Occupy Wall Street, and used the Internet to arrange a first liaison for the girl with a man who turned out to be an undercover police officer.
Police said the teen’s mother called them Thursday about noon to say her daughter was missing and that her photograph had been posted on a website advertising adult party entertainment.
Court documents show the mother told police she and a friend had used the website to negotiate a deal for the friend to pay for sex with the teen.
Investigators looked at the website and found the girl’s photo posted there, along with pictures of three other women, in an advertisement offering men to “come and have fun with four beautiful ladies” in Manchester.
Police said a woman who called herself “Remy” negotiated a telephone deal for “Mad Mike” to pay $150 to have sex with the teen called “Jewel.”
*****
Poor Justina - another "victim" of the Evil Capitalists. Oh wait, she is one. It's the minor she was pimping that was the victim.
But it doesn't surprise me that she was endorsed by the Obamessiah. He seems to attract crooks and dumbasses.
I'm sorry Lord, for laughing at that stupid fucker.
The guillotine unexpectedly dropped on his shoulder Thursday morning at a camp he was living at, severing his arm.
He left the arm behind after the accident and rushed to Bellingham Urology Specialists.
Evelyn Leuther, who works at the clinic, told CBS Seattle a woman passing by said, “I hope that’s a Halloween costume,” referring to the man missing his arm at the shoulder.
But the gore was real. Seconds later, another woman ran by screaming for someone to call 9-1-1.
Doctors and nurses from the office rushed to help.
“It was a sight,” she said. The scene lasted for 10 minutes before an ambulance took him to the hospital two blocks away.
Officers checked a wooded area near the clinic and discovered a camp believed to be the temporary home of the individual. At the camp, officers located the severed arm and a homemade guillotine, which the police then dismantled.
The condition of the victim is not known at this time, but Bellingham police said in a release he was being transferred to Harborview in Seattle for further treatment.
Seattle CBS Local
And the truth comes out, Scottie.
Saw this over at Texas Freds' blog and followed the comments and links and found this over at Verum Serum.
Fucking asshole.
Iraq War Veteran Injured at OWS Oakland Founder of IHateTheMarineCorps.com
Scott Olsen is the Marine Corps veteran critically injured at Occupy Oakland Tuesday night, during a confrontation between the protesters and the police. The latest news is good: his condition has been upgraded from critical to fair and he is apparently conscious and able to respond to doctors and family members. I sincerely wish him a full recovery, and I also hope that a proper investigation is conducted to determine whether police misconduct is responsible for his injuries.
But I ran across something this evening that may add a new dimension to this story. It has been widely reported that Olsen is a member of Iraq Veterans Against the War. But apparently his opposition to the U.S. military and the Marine Corps in which he served runs a little deeper.
The site is no longer live, but Olsen was the founder of IHateTheMarineCorps.com, a private user forum apparently dedicated to bashing the Marine Corps.
Fucking asshole.
Iraq War Veteran Injured at OWS Oakland Founder of IHateTheMarineCorps.com
Scott Olsen is the Marine Corps veteran critically injured at Occupy Oakland Tuesday night, during a confrontation between the protesters and the police. The latest news is good: his condition has been upgraded from critical to fair and he is apparently conscious and able to respond to doctors and family members. I sincerely wish him a full recovery, and I also hope that a proper investigation is conducted to determine whether police misconduct is responsible for his injuries.
But I ran across something this evening that may add a new dimension to this story. It has been widely reported that Olsen is a member of Iraq Veterans Against the War. But apparently his opposition to the U.S. military and the Marine Corps in which he served runs a little deeper.
The site is no longer live, but Olsen was the founder of IHateTheMarineCorps.com, a private user forum apparently dedicated to bashing the Marine Corps.
A Scott Olsen is listed as the registered owner of this domain, and I was able to confirm that this is indeed the same Scott Olsen based on a user profile on the fundraising site pledgie.com.
For the rest of the story..... go to http://www.verumserum.com/?p=31617
A touching moment
A little boy says to his mother,"Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
His mother replied, "Don't even go there, Barack! From what I remember about that party, you're fucking lucky you don't bark!"
(edited by Stinkwilly - read the comments)
-Irish
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Blue's Rant
So you owe $60,000 for your college debt? I don't care. You signed on the line and gave your word that you'd pay it back, with interest. You agreed to the terms and conditions of the loan. Now that you have your indoctrination education and all that debt, the reality sinks in. Art history majors start out at about $30,000 a year teaching elementary school students. Social work? You'll be making about $28,000 a year. You think that I should pay......
Read the rest of it here at Blue's Blog
Read the rest of it here at Blue's Blog
The First Ho thinks he understands struggling?
“Believe me, Barack knows what it means when a family struggles,” she said. “I hear (it) in my husband’s voice when he returns home after a long day traveling the country, in the Oval Office, and he tells me about the people he’s met. . . . And I hear the passion and determination in his voice. He says, ‘You won’t believe what folks are going through, Michelle.’ That’s what he tells me. He says, ‘It’s not right. We have so much more work to do.’”
Motherfucker just lost my support
It's a very short clip, but he just lost my vote in 33 seconds.
If he had his way, I'd be a felon (in possession of MY firearms) within 2 weeks of his election. California would immediately ban all firearms, guaranteed.
http://texasfred.net/
If he had his way, I'd be a felon (in possession of MY firearms) within 2 weeks of his election. California would immediately ban all firearms, guaranteed.
http://texasfred.net/
Now that's what I call irony
50 pound slab of blue ice falls off Air Force One narrowly missing “Occupy Las Vegas” protesters
LAS VEGAS - A group of several dozen “Occupy Las Vegas” protesters camping on Clark County land located under the final approach to Runway 19 at McCarran International Airport today narrowly missed being injured when a 50 lb. slab of “blue ice” reportedly landed within feet of their tents.
According to witnesses, the slab fell to earth seconds after Air Force One passed overhead while landing.
Blue ice is the frozen material formed by leaks in commercial aircraft lavatory waste tanks, a mixture of human waste and vivid blue liquid disinfectant that freezes at high altitude. The ice generally dissipates long before the aircraft lands, but there have been documented cases of blue ice clinging to aircraft surfaces until the aircraft reaches warmer air on approach to landing, then the ice may separate from the aircraft and fall to earth.
Clark County Director of Aviation Randall Walker was immediately notified and dispatched airport personnel to the campsite, but witnesses report that the blue ice had melted by the time officials arrived leaving only a smelly brown residue.
Walker told INSIDE VEGAS that he is personally investigating the incident, and will communicate his findings to the President’s staff.
Canada Free Press
- Skidmark
LAS VEGAS - A group of several dozen “Occupy Las Vegas” protesters camping on Clark County land located under the final approach to Runway 19 at McCarran International Airport today narrowly missed being injured when a 50 lb. slab of “blue ice” reportedly landed within feet of their tents.
According to witnesses, the slab fell to earth seconds after Air Force One passed overhead while landing.
Blue ice is the frozen material formed by leaks in commercial aircraft lavatory waste tanks, a mixture of human waste and vivid blue liquid disinfectant that freezes at high altitude. The ice generally dissipates long before the aircraft lands, but there have been documented cases of blue ice clinging to aircraft surfaces until the aircraft reaches warmer air on approach to landing, then the ice may separate from the aircraft and fall to earth.
Clark County Director of Aviation Randall Walker was immediately notified and dispatched airport personnel to the campsite, but witnesses report that the blue ice had melted by the time officials arrived leaving only a smelly brown residue.
Walker told INSIDE VEGAS that he is personally investigating the incident, and will communicate his findings to the President’s staff.
Canada Free Press
- Skidmark
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