Here I went and made a nice post about his gift and when me and Miss Lisa were playing cards I looked down and saw CharlieGodammit gnawing on one of his regular rawhides, with that big-ass bone laying directly behind him.
I figured it would be about a 3 day bone, but he's going to have to play some serious catch-up to get that done, even he starts on it when he finishes this one in about an hour.
It'll probably be one of those trips to where that bone lays around the house underfoot for about a week and then one day we'll look up and see CharlieGodammit just finishing it off, licking his chops and burping and farting.
Kinda sorta like what happened to the cat.
Maybe he's just warming up?
ReplyDeleteCould be. He starts slow but finishes strong with a good Hail Mary sprint down the homestretch.
ReplyDelete1. Dogs are incredibly smart; he is afraid that if any other dogs see or hear about him chewing on what looks much like a double dildo, he will be humiliated; and
ReplyDelete2. Dogs have a keen sense of
humor, and damned few things in life are funnier than hearing your master walking barefoot through the house, stepping on your extra large, round, rolling type chewie, then listening to the shrieks and screams and curses as they hop about on one foot, or else slide down the stairs with the rawhide bone spinning underfoot.
Life can be good.
looks like a rawhide dildo chewy
ReplyDeleteThat's a dinosaur "coondingy" that's probably missing from the museum........
ReplyDeleteOne word - 'Hacksaw' to solve the issue. Just cut it into about five pieces. Problem solved.
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