Sunday, June 17, 2012

Don't give Jerry Brown any ideas

A Swedish political party is taking a stand against upright urination.

At a county council meeting Monday, the Left Party, orVänsterpartiet, tabled a motion that would require office washrooms to be genderless with a sit-down-only requirement, reported the news agency Tidningarnas Telegrambyrå.

For men who might refuse to comply, party representatives suggested a separate set of toilets clearly labeled for stand-up urination only.

Vänsterpartiet, known as a socialist and feminist organization, believes seated urination is healthier for men and more hygienic for both sexes.

Party speakers cited medical research they said shows men empty their bladders more efficiently while seated. Improved bladder evacuation reduces the risk for prostate problems, according to the party. It also helps men who sit rather than stand achieve a longer and healthier sex life, it said.

Viggo Hansen, a substitute council member who authored the motion, told Sveriges Television that that the move does not represent an attempt to meddle in the bathroom habits of citizens.

"That's not what we're doing. We want to give men the option of going into a clean toilet," he said.
- David


Goldenrod said...

What a crock of shit.

Edward Teach said...

I can't see how putting a chair facing the toilet for guys to sit on when they take a slash is somehow going to make things better.

Robert Hewes said...

What the fucking fuck? Why are leftists such rabid idiots and control freaks? Someone needs to cunt-punt any man that votes for a rule forcing him to sit when pissing.

Anonymous said...

Yea right, dragging my dick over a filthy toilet is healthier. I will just piss in the sink.

Peter B said...

Then there's a more sensible approach:

ExAFCrewDog said...

This bit of logic brought to you courtesy of the same folks who figure out all those Global Warming graphs and O'Blamer economics charts.

Stinkwilly said...

The women are just jealous because we can write our name in the snow.

timbo said...

Anon: "I will just piss in the sink."

Hell yeah! Funny as shit, and I'm with ya. If ever I'm confronted with this B.S., I feel it will be my duty to do just that.

Fuckem - and that'll teachem!

Sanders said...

Europeans are becoming a squatpissing society.