Sunday, July 15, 2012

We all make mistakes, son.

Your biggest mistake was tattooing a woman's name on your arm. That's a mistake for 2 reasons - #1 it's bad luck for a relationship and #2 it's gonna cost you money to cover or modify it and that's money that should be going to your divorce lawyer along with the proceeds from the sale of your house, truck and other assorted shit you apparently can do without.