Monday, August 27, 2012

A Rifleman's Prayer

Oh Lord, I would live my life in freedom, peace and happiness, enjoying the simple pleasures of hearth and home. I would die an old, old man in my own bed, preferably of sexual overexertion.

But if that is not to be, Lord, if monsters such as this should find their way to my little corner of the world on my watch, then help me to sweep those bastards from the ramparts, because doing that is good, and right, and just.

And if in this I should fall, let me be found atop a pile of brass, behind the wall I made of their corpses.



drjim said...

That's damn near as good as the Ranger Up t-shirt I bough the other day.

Tim said...

Good stuff.

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Glenn B said...

Strange coincidence, I always though that was the pistol shooters prayer too!

Robert Fowler said...

Hell yeah.

Anonymous said...

I will add this to the nightly prayers with my children.