Sunday, August 19, 2012

I ain't seeing no bacon there, sweetie.

10 comments:

Toejam said...

No Bacon, because she works for "Chicken-Fil-A."

I work for "My-dick-can-fil-her.".........And then some.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

You definitely know your better sandwiches.

Anonymous said...

That scrawny ass broad need's bacon , she's so skinny if she stuck out her tongue she'd look like a zipper.

hiswiserangel said...

The way she's standing, my bet is she's vegan, a member of PETA, and just, omigawd, like totally grossed out by the meat that's there. Bacon?! Ewwww! No thanks! Move over, little girl, let a woman show you how to make a sammich...

timbo said...

Wiser - From the way she's standing, she could live on a steady diet of dirt and twigs for all I care! When a women "presents" like that, there will be no questions asked!

hiswiserangel said...

Good luck with that Timbo. And I'm not saying real women with real bodies and great attitudes don't know how to stand like that too. We just get tired of competing with the brainless, soul-less Brandi's of the world.

Anonymous said...

I'm with you on this one hiswiserangel! Hey wirecutter-where's OUR eyecandy?? ;)

wirecutter said...

Oh God, not another female reader demanding equal rights.....

MissK said...

Honestly Wirecutter, think about it, if You "pic" right, You get your ego stroked, And you make your lady readers Very happy, it's a win-win. You would get even Bigger numbers and We would be less incline to bitch on you Tittie and Camel Toe posts leaving you menfolks, as You put it... to your own devices ;-)

Sara said...

I'm a woman and can totally appreciate some nice T&A. The female body is beautiful, not many mens are.. And yes, I am straight, have a great guy, love that man-o-mine.