Monday, October 15, 2012

Uh-oh. I'm busted.

These are some warning signs that that you have turned into a terrorist who will soon kill your co-workers, according to the U.S. military. You’ve recently changed your “choices in entertainment.” You have “peculiar discussions.” You “complain about bias,” you’re “socially withdrawn” and you’re frustrated with “mainstream ideologies.” Your “Risk Factors for Radicalization” include “Social Networks” and “Youth.”
These are some other signs that one of your co-workers has become a terrorist, according to the U.S. military. He “shows a sudden shift from radical to ‘normal’ behavior to conceal radical behavior.” He “inquires about weapons of mass effects.” He “stores or collects mass weapons or hazardous materials.”
- Wisco Dave


Anonymous said...

Is it me or does that sound like Barry? Not sayin', just sayin'...

Toaster 802 said...

Sounds like a road map of the Demo-rat party.

drjim said... least I'll be in good company!

Firehand said...

'Believes in government conspiracies to the point of paranoia'
So who decides what's paranoia?
And, so believing in conspiracies below that level is fine?

Anonymous said...

You are safe, I didn't see MILF or cameltoe mentioned.

angrymike said...

Oh well, I guess I'm fucked, and I thought I was just becoming an informed American ......;(

Jason said...

all those things just sound like normal everyday life to me. wtf?
people are fucking stupid.

Stuart said...

Unless you are stupid, just don't trust any muslim.