Obama's evolving halo

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Happy Mother's Day!

Balls.....

Another "Aw fuck" moment in time

Uh, Happy Mother's Day?

This rivals a suggestion on Facebook when a former schoolmate asked others to donate to NARAL in lieu of wrapping up a gift for Christmas. Saves paper and bows! Besides, what says joy of infant Jesus like the slaughter of the unborn?
Kirsten Gilibrand stuck her foot in it today. Via Hot Air, behold:

“This Mother’s Day, I can’t think of a better way to honor all the mothers in the country — past and present — than with a contribution to EMILY’s List,” Gillibrand writes. “They’re the ones working tirelessly to elect the pro-choice Democratic women who are making sure that our freedoms are protected for generations to come.”

More HERE at Politicaljunkie Mom

Thanks to Les for the link.

Check this shit out, PETA!!!

The first part of the video shows some fantastic shooting, then Franz talks about his rifle and how important the fit of your rifle is, then it's back to another round of shooting some more bacon.



Thanks to Allen for this video. It oughta drive the PETAphiles that visit here fucking bonkers.

WHAT??!!! They didn't send in SWAT?

FREEPORT (KDKA) — The case of the four overdue library books and the little girl who borrowed them is closed, thanks in part to local police who were sent to investigate the case.
Four-year-old Katelyn Jageman’s books were due back to the Freeport Area Library on Oct. 19, 2011. Until Thursday, they were still in her possession. Library officials said after several attempts to retrieve the books, the case was turned over to police, who made a courtesy call to the child’s home.
“It’s a rare incident, but it does occur,” said Donna Michael, President of the Freeport Area Library Board.
After phone calls and letters to the family, Michael admitted she alerted authorities and put the problem in their hands.
“I did turn the file over to the police department,” she said.
The library receives no federal funding and relies on memberships, donations, and a secondhand shop to survive.
“We’re here to serve the community and we try to do it as best we can, and all we really want is to have our library materials returned,” said Michael.
At a rate of ten cents a day over a 204-day period, Katelyn owed the library $81.60.
SOURCE

Allah's going to be pissed

I hate it when that happens

"Doc" says Steve "I want to be castrated".

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind so either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor".

"Okay okay" says the doctor "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there" says Steve "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me".

 "Well" said the patient "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised".

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit! THAT'S the word!"

This can't wait 'til Milfy Monday......

We just happened to be overflying Mr Lane's yard and saw....

A newly discovered Air Force intelligence brief states that should fleets of unmanned drones accidentally capture surveillance footage of Americans, the data can be stored and analyzed by the Pentagon for up to 90 days.

The instruction, dated April 23, admits that the Air Force cannot legally conduct “nonconsensual surveillance” on Americans, but also states that should the drones”incidentally” capture data while conducting other missions, military intelligence has the right to study it to determine whether the subjects are legitimate targets of domestic surveillance.

“Collected imagery may incidentally include US persons or private property without consent,” the instruction states.

The rest of story about your government "inadvertently" fucking your Rights over can be found HERE. Go read it.

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Think this shit would change under Romney just because he claims to be conservative? If you answer yes, remember that the Patriot Act was signed by that cocksucker George W Bush, also a Republican. If anything, I bet it increases under the cover of "keeping our Nation safe".

Priceless!!!

- Jim

Yeah, no shit.

From July 2010 to April 2012, the decline in the number of people collecting extended and emergency unemployment benefits was 2.46 million. Over the same time period the number of people collecting disability benefits increased by 2.20 million. We suspect the similarity in the inverse relationship is more than coincidence.

Mike "Mish" Shedlock
http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com


Thanks to Dave for emailing me this.

Ain't that the truth

- Woody

Just keepin' it real

It's a man's world

IT'S FRIDAY NIGGAS!!!!!

Wanna bet her nipples have more calluses than my hands?

Photo sent in by Les

A 3 1/2 year old kid still breastfeeding? Naw......

My thoughts exactly

The Cops Know Who They're Working For
Over at Confessions of a Street Pharmacist Dive Medic points out that cops are a waste of money. He provides excellent evidence that police cost us more than they save us. He’s right, of course.
The thing is, he’s looking at it from the wrong direction. Police aren’t an investment *we’re* making — they’re an investment the government is making, and for them it’s paying off quite nicely.
Read the rest HERE

Who, me?

Private insurance vs ObamaCare

A black man and a white man were sitting in an examining room at a crowded fertility clinic waiting to give their specimens when a hot young blonde nurse walks in and addresses them.

"Okay, we'll be getting your samples now, Mr. Johnson, you're up first," she says to the black man.

"Are you going to set me up with some porn?"

"Oh, no sir, ObamaCare requires that I handle that for you," she responds as she pulls the privacy curtain closed.

The last thing the other guy sees is the smug look on Mr. Johnson's face. The nurse grabs a specimen cup, whips Mr. Johnson's gown aside and starts giving him a hand job. Just as he cums, she catches it expertly in the cup, seals it, labels it and sets it aside with his chart. Going around the curtain, she addresses the other patient.

"Okay, Mr. Taylor, you're next." Mr Taylor is MORE than ready. With her handy specimen cup ready, she whips his gown aside, gets on her knees and proceeds to give him an expert blow job. The sucking sounds and Mr. Taylor's moans get Mr. Johnson's attention and he peeks around the curtain just in time to see Mr. Taylor cum in the nurse's mouth. She spits the sample in the cup, seals it, labels it and sets it aside with the patient chart. Mr. Johnson is LIVID.

"What the fuck is that? You gave me a hand job and whitey there gets a blow job?! That's racist! Discrimination! That's bullshit!"

The nurse calmly picks up the charts and samples and addresses him with a smile, "No sir, that's not discrimination, that's the difference between private insurance and ObamaCare."

Just remember, if you like your insurance, you can keep your insurance.

 

- Les

Fuck you, you arrogant piece of shit.

.....But Mr. Obama actually did bare his soul unintentionally today (perhaps the Biden disease is catching) with his astonishing characterization of American fighting men and women, whom he referred to as “those soldiers or airmen or marines or sailors who are out there fighting on my behalf.” Really?

Most Americans thought they were fighting for the country, not on Barack Obama’s behalf. Slip of the tongue, to be sure, but can one think of another president who’d have made it? They are fighting under his command, under his orders, to be sure, but this particular locution is offensive and solipsistic. Mr. Obama has switched his position on the sanctity of marriage back and forth and has a new one, again, today, revealed when politics made that advisable to him and to his campaign. Whether this is the end or he will “evolve” some more is anyone’s guess.

But let’s leave our soldiers out of this. They aren’t fighting for Mr. Obama and his campaign, and no one sent them out to risk their lives to win same sex “marriage.”......
Excerpted from HERE

Obama gets beat by a federal inmate in the W. VA primary

In an embarrassment to President Obama, Federal Inmate No. 11593-051 – otherwise known as Keith Judd – won 10 counties and 41 percent of the vote in West Virginia’s Democratic presidential primary Tuesday.

This image shows federal prisoner Keith Judd at the Beaumont Federal Correctional Institution in Beaumont, Texas in this March 15, 2008 file photo.

Mr. Judd is incarcerated at the Federal Correctional Institution in Texarkana, Texas, where he is serving a 210-month sentence for extortion, according to The Charleston Gazette. Judd had paid the $2,500 filing fee and submitted a notarized “certificate of announcement” to appear on the ballot.
He is even qualified to have a delegate at the Democratic National Convention, because he won at least 15 percent of vote. However, no one has stepped forward to fill that role.

QUIZ: Barack Obama – how well do you know America's 44th president?

But those are just details. The Republicans are having a field day with this slap at the president. Mr. Obama is deeply unpopular in West Virginia and was already certain to lose the small mountainous state in November. But the fact that enough people bothered to turn out in an uncontested primary to register a protest against the incumbent is telling.
“Just how unpopular does someone have to be for this to happen?” says Joe Pounder, research director and deputy communications director at the Republican National Committee, in a statement.
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Thanks to Swamprat for the tip-off

Why, oh why?

Why is it you never see an American flag sticker on cars that are sporting Obama stickers? I honestly can't ever remember seeing a single one.

Man, talk about biting you in the ass!

A Breast Rest?

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......

Jimbo Blue sent the link for this. If you'd like to order, go HERE

I know that look well

- Al in Florida

Malt liquor'll do that to you

An argument between two South Carolina men over which one of them “can have the most sex” ended Sunday with a stabbing, police report.
Calvin Bernard Hill, 54, was arrested on a felony battery charge following an altercation in the back of a PT Cruiser being driven by a female acquaintance of the duo. According to a Greenwood City Police Department report, Hill stabbed the 41-year-old victim in the ribs after they left a party.
Interviewed at the hospital, the victim--whose name was redacted from the police report--said that “he and Mr. Hill got into a verbal altercation about who can have the most sex.” A “tussling match” ensued and he ended up being stabbed, recalled the victim, who was initially found bleeding profusely by a cop identified as “Captain Morgan.”
The driver told police that Hill threw a knife away after the incident and stated, "I can’t go down for this.” When questioned by a cop, Hill denied stabbing the victim, claiming “that man stabbed his self.”
Pictured in the above mug shot, Hill is being held in the Greenwood County Detention Center in lieu of $10,000 bond.
SOURCE

In a desperate attempt to boost ticket sales, Amtrak tries a new tactic

On second thought.....

You'll learn to love it, son.

Father of the Year

Talk about money to burn

Yubari King Melons
What: Yubari is to melons what Kobe is to beef. The Japanese city has become famous for a particularly tasty melon cultivar that's a cross between two cantaloupe varieties. Known as the Yubari King, this orange-fleshed melon is prized for its juicy sweetness as well as its beautiful proportions. Yubari King melons are often sold in perfectly matched pairs and are a highly prized gift sure to impress a host or employer.

How Much: The choicest melon pairs have been auctioned in Japan for as much as $26,000, but a standard Yubari melon costs between $50 and $100 in Japanese department stores.

Why Pay More: In a word, trendiness. The melons must be grown in Yubari to bear that name, and the small town produces only a limited number of these cult items each year.

And yet not a word from the Strait's president......

Bob and Nancy Strait, left, have died after an alleged home invasion by Tyrone Woodfork, right. (News On 6/Tulsa Police Department)

An Oklahoma man suspected in a brutal home invasion -- already facing a murder charge for allegedly killing an elderly woman -- could face additional charges after the death last week of her husband, a D-Day veteran.

Bob Strait, a 90-year-old Tulsa resident, died on Friday, and a medical examiner is determining his cause of death, News On 6 reports.

He was injured March 13 when, police say, Tyrone Woodfork, 20, entered the house and attacked, allegedly beating and sexually assaulted Strait's 85-year-old wife, Nancy Strait, who died two days later. The couple had been married for 65 years.

Woodfork was arrested a day after the incident when he was spotted driving around in Strait’s vehicle, a Tulsa Police Department spokesman told FoxNews.com.

Woodfork was booked into the Tulsa County Jail on March 15 and is being held on charges of first degree murder, first degree burglary, armed robbery and assault with a dangerous weapon.

Bob Strait was a World War II paratrooper who took part in the D-Day invasion as part of the 101st Airborne Division, where he was awarded a Bronze Star, News On 6 reports.

Thanks to David for sending this in.

From the state that brought you Romney

(Boston Herald) — Bake sales, the calorie-laden standby cash-strapped classrooms, PTAs and booster clubs rely on, will be outlawed from public schools as of Aug. 1 as part of new no-nonsense nutrition standards, forcing fundraisers back to the blackboard to cook up alternative ways to raise money for kids.
At a minimum, the nosh clampdown targets so-called “competitive” foods — those sold or served during the school day in hallways, cafeterias, stores and vending machines outside the regular lunch program, including bake sales, holiday parties and treats dished out to reward academic achievement. But state officials are pushing schools to expand the ban 24/7 to include evening, weekend and community events such as banquets, door-to-door candy sales and football games.
The Departments of Public Health and Education contend clearing tables of even whole milk and white bread is necessary to combat an obesity epidemic affecting a third of the state’s 1.5 million students. But parents argue crudites won’t cut it when the bills come due on athletic equipment and band trips.
“If you want to make a quick $250, you hold a bake sale,” said Sandy Malec, vice president of the Horace Mann Elementary School PTO in Newtonville.
Maura Dawley of Scituate said the candy bars her 15-year-old son brought to school to help pay for a youth group trip to Guatemala “sold like wildfire.” She worries the ban “would seriously affect the bottom line of the PTOs.
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And you really think things will change under Romney? Same ol' shit, different name.

Straight-up White Trash, God bless 'er

"NEXT!!!!!!"

I've been that fucked up before. Lots of times.

They better do something about that antenna before the next high wind

It's Milfy Monday, guys!!!