Damn, I love Milfy Mondays!

I'll just let the government support me the rest of my life

- Jimbo

I think Puppy wanted out

From Joe G, a picture of what 60 pounds of pissed off dog can do:

CharlieGodammit and Maggie

Here's a few pictures of CGD and Maggie, my in-laws' Boston Terrier - her coming up and waking him to play and the end result.

 Do you fucking mind?

I'm not really in the mood for this shit but..... 

 Don't bite my goddamned feet

Keep it up, Bitch..... 

Uh-huh. I fucking told you, didn't I?

Yes, he eventually spit her with the promise of some cheese but it was close there for a minute.

Not really, she plays with her so fucking gently it's funny. He'll kill a coyote with one snap of those jaws but loves other domesticated dogs and especially kids.

Can you he'p a brotha out?

I went to check the poll a little earlier to see how badly I'm kicking Irish's ass but I keep getting redirected to another page.
Can somebody else get me the score?
http://im41.com/?p=4695

Freedom

From one of my daily reads:

Our freedom, so coveted by true patriots, comes at a price far greater than most of us realize. When we think of freedom, most often we think of the noble men who fought and died to free us from the tyranny of King George, or of the brave souls who risked life and limb to liberate the world twice, in one century, from evil men who fancied themselves demigods. But, how often do we consider the true author of freedom?
Go HERE to Paratus Familia to read the rest of this excellent piece and make her one of your daily stops too.

Tell me it ain't so, Irish......

Hey Wire, Irish is trying to rally his ppl, even pleading for Obama voters......... Watch your back.........
By angrymike on Fuck that Irish guy at 12:30 PM

For the Fallen

Thank you, one and all, for the Freedom that you've given me.

It's what you've all been waiting for - Milfy Monday!!!

The in-laws and old memories

Lisa folks came out earlier this month for their yearly trip back to Kalifornia to visit with old friends and family and we've had the pleasure of hosting them for 2 out of the 3 weeks they've been here.
This was the first time I'd met them but I was sure we'd get along fine because of the skype and telephone conversations we've had. And we get along famously even though they're democrats - we both just skirt the subject of politics and talk about all the other guy shit except sex on account of me being married to his daughter and all.

Anyways, when they came out Al brought his old reel to reel and a fucking box full of his tapes for Lisa. All this stuff had been recorded back in the early 70s so for the past month I've been assaulted almost continuously with do-wop, jazz, and especially some seriously fucking classic country. I'm talking Loretta Lynn, George Jones, Jim Reeves, Tammy Wynette, Johnny Horton, Miss Patsy, Hank Williams, ol' Merle and of course Miss Kitty Wells. At the present moment I'm about yodeled out listening to Slim Whitman.
It's been absolutely wonderful.
I was in my Camouflaged Bass Pro Easy Chair earlier when Miss Kitty came on and instantly took me back 45 years to when I was just a little fucker over at my Gramp's house and he was showing me his guns from his lawman days in turn of the century Arizona. I swear I could smell the mustiness of the "guest" bedroom which was where he dried the peanuts from his garden and stored his treasure chest.
 It was always a special time when Gramps would open up his chest and show us all the cool shit he had, like his guns and badge, dog collars from dogs that had been dead for over 50 years, his spurs, a whole jar full of rattlesnake rattles, a real Comanche scalp and human fingerbone Indian necklace that his daddy passed over to him and all of his old pictures and the stories that went along with them. We'd spend hours around that chest and the old man would become young again and the child became a man, fighting Indians and killing outlaws and shit alongside his hero.
I hadn't thought about those times in years, but today those songs took me back to some special memories.

Back to the music: I could do without some of the mellow shit like Neil Diamond and Englebert Humperdink and especially Bobby Goldsboro though. Fuck watching Scotty grow, I hope the little bastard would run out in front of a car. Fucking shit drives me crazy.....

Dammit

Well, the link for the post below appears to be down, at least for now. Keep trying if you would.
Fuck, I'm never gonna be one of the cool guys.....

Fuck that Irish guy

All right motherfuckers, the contest is on to see who the Coolest SOB in the Conservative Blogosphere is. The competition is stiff with Irish in there, but we'll see how I do. I've got a shitload of Indian in me so if he wins I can always trump him with the race card.
http://im41.com/?p=4695

Oh yeah, do I need to mention that Milfy Mondays and Camel Toes ride on this?

That's what ropes are for, Stud.

On a Sunday, no less.

FUCK YOU JANET!!!!!

Motherfucking fed that checked me out is probably pissed off as hell that he/she's having to work Memorial Day weekend, and thinking that it's bullshit, what happened to that cushy government job that allows me to walk all over anybody I want to?

Man arrested for allegedly pointing laser

PASADENA, Calif. -- A man has been arrested for allegedly pointing a laser at a Pasadena police helicopter, injuring an officer on board.
A Pasadena police statement says 23-year-old Rafael Juarez of San Gabriel was taken into custody Thursday and booked on suspicion of discharging a laser at an aircraft and possession of a controlled substance.
Police say the incident occurred about 9:30 a.m. Thursday as the helicopter flew over the city of San Gabriel. The helicopter crew was not wearing their protective eyewear at the time, but identified the suspect's location. With the help of San Gabriel police ground units, Juarez was arrested without incident.
The flight crew landed safely at the Pasadena Heliport and the injured officer was taken to a hospital for evaluation. His condition is not known.

*****

Maybe they should evaluate the officer's mental state. If it hurts your eyes, then look away, dumbass.
Stupid motherfucker probably stares at the sun too until somebody stops him.....

Read more here: http://www.modbee.com/2012/05/25/2215789/man-arrested-for-allegedly-pointing.html#storylink=cpy

Read more here: http://www.modbee.com/2012/05/25/2215789/man-arrested-for-allegedly-pointing.html#storylink=cpy

Sunday Hotties

My Little Pony

- Russ

Florida? Not California? Really?

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal.
The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic on a busy holiday weekend.
MORE

*****

Damn, that's some serious sadism going on there - eating the face off your partner, in public while naked.

80 short years ago

This is what a lot of our grandparents went through, trying to escape the Dust Bowl, the bank takeover of their lands and a future of poverty.
Thanks to my Aunt Polly, who's parents made the trip from Oklahoma in '34, just a couple years before she was born in a labor camp here in the Promised Land.
There was no credit to the photographer in the email but judging by the subject matter and style, I'm going to say that it's almost certainly Dorthea Lange.

Don't play in the street, Lance!

Is it just me or did that driver swerve to hit him?

Sweet memories.....

Stonewall Jackson

Thomas Jonathan Jackson was born on January 21, 1824 in Clarksburg, Virginia. He entered West Point in July 1842 and, in spite of his poor childhood education, worked hard to graduate seventeenth in his class in 1846. Upon graduation, Jackson was sent on military duty to Mexico, and continued his service in the United States Army in positions in New York and Florida. In 1851, Jackson became professor of artillery tactics and natural philosophy at Virginia Military Institute in Lexington, Virginia. He resigned from the army as of February 29, 1852.

Jackson's summer vacations from teaching were often spent vacationing in the North and in Europe where his interests were aroused in art and culture rather than military or political aspects. This somewhat calm, domestic period in his life came to a close on April 21, 1861 when he was ordered to go to Richmond as part of the cadet corps. Since military aspirations had faded from his life, he was virtually unknown in this sphere.

It was during the Battle of Bull Run in the Civil War when Jackson assumed his nickname. Amidst the tumult of battle, Brigadeer-General Barnard E. Bee stated, "There is Jackson standing like a stone wall." As the war continued, Jackson continually impressed his Confederate compatriots with his skill on the battlefield and in planning conferences. He distinguished himself in the Valley campaign of early 1862, the Battle of second Manassas in August 1862, and the Battle of Fredericksburg in December 1862. Jackson was a Southern hero, and in spite of his eccentricities, he was loved and respected by his soldiers. He strictly observed the Sabbath, and his religiousity was constant in all facets of his life.

On May 2, 1863, in his last march of the Civil War, Jackson was wounded by friendly fire. He died of pneumonia several days later on May 10 at Guiney's Station, Virginia. His body was carried to Richmond and then to Lexington where it was buried. It is said that The Army of Northern Virginia never fully recovered from the loss of Stonewall Jackson's leadership in battle. General Robert E. Lee believed Jackson was irreplacable.
sources: Dictionary of American Biography

Jackson at VMI

Any arguments?

TOLD YOU SO!!!!!

Gotta love Baltimore

Sonora Pass, June 2004

Looking north from the Pass, elevation 9624', towards Sonora Peak visible on the left.

I haven't picked on the Catholics lately

That just cost her $300 and a blowjob

Somebody was bound to say it

He'll learn the mantra someday - "Right hand fast, left hand slow", alternate from day to day.

That's a big draw in San Francisco

IT'S FRIDAY NIGGAS!!!!!

Translation, please?

He should've shot the stupid fucker in the head

STOCKHOLM, New York (AP) — Authorities say a New York man had his friend shoot him in the leg because he wanted to know what it feels like to be shot.
State police say the shooting occurred Sunday in the rural town of Stockholm when 25-year-old Shawn Mossow gave in to his friend's repeated requests and shot him once in the right leg with a .22-caliber rifle.
The 24-year-old man is expected to make a full recovery. Police haven't released his name.
Mossow was charged with reckless endangerment. He's being held in jail on $10,000 bail.
Predator Xtreme

Go ahead, Mom. Give 'er a shove.

I hate it when that happens

"You ain't gonna believe this shit. Some motherfucker stole my truck right out of the parking lot. You're gonna have to come get me." I was fucking pissed. I just had a day that kicked my ass and now my fucking truck got ripped off and it damned sure didn't help my foul mood that Lisa started laughing. I got madder. "What's so goddamned funny?" I demanded, looking for a handy rabbit or squirrel to kick.
"Look for a black one, no bed" was all she said.
"What the fuck are you talking about, Woman? And quit laughing. This shit ain't funny."
"You drove my car today, Love." She was still laughing when she hung up.
Fuck fuck fuck........

Just wondering

Am I the only motherfucker that notices how much better my hearing is when I'm masturbating or watching porn when somebody else is home?

Comment of the day

From this post HERE

NO i WON'T HAVE YOU DISSING THESE WOLF LOVING PEOPLE AND YOU WON'T DISS ME EITHER!JUST ADMIT IT YOU'RE A DIRTY LOSER SCUMBAG STUPID WIMP COWARD LOSER WHO KILLS WOLVES! I AGREE WITH ANONYMOUS (Lizzie) WOLVES DESERVE TO BE FREE!THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED "WILD"ANIMALS!AND YOU'RE GETTING TOLD OFF BY AN 11 YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED (deleted by Wirecutter) BUT MOST PEOPLE CALL ME CC!AND HERE'S THE THING I'M EVEN DOING THIS AT 1:29AM!AND YOU'RE NOT A CONSERVATIVE YOU'RE A FREAKING "LIBERAL"AND THE WAY YOU SPELL THAT YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH IS "L-I-B-E-R-A-L"GOT IT YOU'RE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH LIBERAL WHO'S A STUPID ASS DONKEY AND YOU'RE A "SLUT"YOU SPELL THAT "S-L-U-T"YOU'RE ALSO A "WHORE" YOU SPELL THAT"W-H-O-R-E" SO THAT MEANS THAT YOU'RE A SLUTLY WHORE THAT'S SO STUPID THAT YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW TO GET HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS, YOU HEARD ME YOUR SLUTY WHORE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*****

From an 11 year old girl? Looks like mommy and daddy need to bust her little ass for her language and for being up at 1:29 AM on a school night.

No, warehousemen are not warped.....

I spotted this hanging from underneath Luis's truck on my way out from work this evening. He came sauntering up as I was taking the picture and we started laughing about it, then I asked how long has it been there?

"Oh, about a month, bro." Then he went on to tell me that he drove around for a month before that with the motherfucker hanging out of is passenger window.

Yeah, I got no idea......

Gotta be California (again)

Fuck it. Milfy Wednesday.

Oh Blessed Mary, Mother of God.....

Watch your eyes.....






I'm fucking serious.....

Thought I was fucking joking, didn't you?
Motherfucker scared me so bad I started speaking Catholic.....