Saturday, September 08, 2012

My day

Went to the beautiful city of Monterey with Lisa and the in-laws today. Now, I'm not much of a beach person as you may or may not already realize - matter of fact, I crossed the Atlantic ocean 8 times before I ever laid eyes on the Pacific and I live only 90 miles from that motherfucker. When I want to go have a good time I go to the mountains because beaches bore the fuck out of me - waves roll in, waves roll out. Waves roll in. waves roll out.....
All that said, I had a pretty damned good day. We went onto the old Ft Ord where Al had been stationed several times - I'll post those pictures in a later post - and then we went into Monterey and had lunch, then into Seaside to see the houses they lived in, and then down 17 Mile Drive.









Wirecutter the Beach Bum




Shark Bait


 


Some famous tree in the background
 


Fucking rock was loaded with seals and shit. I knew I should've brought a rifle.

SAY WHAT???

Let me tell you what, nothing brings me out of a nod faster than my wife running in the house telling me that a police chopper just made 2 tight circles at low altitude directly above the house and hauled ass.

I can still hear that motherfucker about a mile off, sounds like they're looking for somebody besides me.

Why I keep mine on vibrate in my front pocket


And during the off season......


Mother of the Year


You WILL cooperate and you WILL like it.

A TSA screener admitted to a woman traveling through Houston Airport that she was prevented from boarding her flight for retaliatory reasons as punishment for a bad attitude rather than any genuine security threat, after the woman refused to allow TSA agents to test her drink for explosives.
The audio and video in the clip above is scratchy, but the woman is heard saying, “Let me get this straight, this is retaliatory for my attitude, this is not making the airways safer it’s retaliatory.”
“It pretty much definitely is,” the TSA screener responds.
The incident began when the woman refused to allow TSA agents to carry out a controversial policy where they test drinks for explosives that are purchased by passengers after they have already passed through security.
“This was inside the terminal at the Houston airport,” the woman writes on her You Tube channel. “I was not allowed to board a plane (even though I had already been through airport security) because I drank my water instead of letting the TSA “test” it. The TSA agent finally admitted that it wasn’t because they thought I was a security risk – it was because they were mad at me!”

Friday, September 07, 2012

As Achmed introduces his family......


Nice start, man.

 
Doug held an inventory day. 5295 rounds of various calibers.

Wirecutter and Irish - The Early Years

Irish is the one in the thong.

MissK's World

All right, one of our favorite babe commenters, MissK, has started her own blog. A little on the feminine side, and even has a Friday Beefcake thing going on in retaliation to our Milfy Mondays. Still, lots of entertaining pictures and worth a daily visit.
You can find it here at MissK's World

Better than amnesia

One cool thing about posting when I have my coffee at 4 in the morning is I'm still asleep and can't remember what I posted 10 minutes after I do it, so when I come in at night it's almost like reading somebody else's blog. And forgive my modesty but I'm just as clever half asleep as I am at mid-day - either that or I'm just as stupid at mid-day as I am when I'm alseep...... never mind. Fuck.

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....


- Israel

Oh, the possibilities.....



-Israel

Orbitup's best friends

Shelby and Ginger

Thursday, September 06, 2012

Could've been some Fast and Furious shooting, guys.

Went down to Sullivan City this past weekend for some white wing action. There were probably 75 people surrounding a 300 acre corn field armed with shotguns when this group of 20 illegals busted out in a straight line in broad daylight running right between me and a buddy. They came from behind him and passed him by about 10 feet, they just looked at him and grinned. 
MORE, with pictures

-Art

IT'S GONNA GET WORSE???

A billboard on Rte 466 at The Villages in Florida
 
-Woody

Home Sweet Home

- David
 
Damn, you could fit a whole motherfucking trailer park in that room!!!

Lord take me now.....

 
- David

Shave that motherfucker!

A military judge in Texas ruled Thursday that Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, the Army psychiatrist charged in the 2009 Ft. Hood shooting rampage, must be clean-shaven before his court martial, else he will be forcibly shaved.

Army regulations ban beards, but Hasan, 41, who is still receiving military pay and benefits, objected on religious grounds, arguing that as a Muslim it would be a sin for him to shave. He appealed to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Armed Forces, which last week ruled that Hasan's appeal was premature because the military judge handling his case had not issued a definitive order. The court sent the case back to that judge.
Thanks to Julie III for the link and title.
 

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....


Taking care of business


Good Morning!


A real shithead

Looks like the back of his head is taking a dump.

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Where can I get a key like this?


- Orbitup

A PSA from John to you dog owned out there

Picture this;
After we let dog #1 (henceforth aka. Shit eater) back in the house at 11:00 p.m. Sunday evening, dog #3 wakes us up barking like she never does at 2:00 a.m. Well, dog #1 was flopping all over the floor like a damn fish out of the water, shitting and vomiting everywhere (like she was on a bad drunk but we knew she did not have any alcohol with us that evening). I grab Shit Eater up and run to the truck (knowing she was poisoned in some manner) as my girlfriend shuts the other two dog in the dog room (yes, with the vomit & shit, Oops. Later on that). Thirty miles one way later we arrive at the 24 hour emergency vet clinic and admit our Shit Eater for medical assistance (after we pay up front of course), they keep her for observation because of the shape she was in.
Two hours later, upon arriving home at 4:00 a.m., we walk into the dog room to see dog #2 (henceforth aka. Vomit Eater)having epileptic seizures in the corner of the room and I’m talking NOT able to even standup , FUCK, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??? So we load up dog #2 & dog #3 although she was showing no signs of any impairment, and BACK to the vet’s office we go. Vomit Eater got to share the upper pin above Shit Eater, both with their own I.V.’s installed. Dog #3 was fine and we took her home with us. Twelve hours later we went back and picked up Shit Eater and Vomit Eater, they were still not 100% but were a damn site better than when we left them there.
Here is the PSA I referred to earlier. We went through ALL of what could possibly be the cause of all of this (spraying for bug’s earlier in the day, chocolate, etc., etc.) with the vet to no avail. That was until we got back home at 6:00 a.m. that morning and started cleaning up the mess Shit Eater had gifted us, as we checked what was left of Shit Eaters vomit (that vomit eater did not devour) we found the remnants of a Mushroom, yes, I said a Mushroom. Never in my life nor my girl friends has any of our dogs eaten Mushrooms but there it was in living Walt Disney color vomit (H/T to Bert Reynolds). Let it be know mushrooms are worse for dogs than chocolate, by far and they will eat them too. As I am not a good writer, please edit as you see fit if you post this. I hope this got the message across, to eliminate the mushrooms in your yard, as they can not only be costly but deadly as well. We were lucky, this time.
All the best to you & yours,
John

Serves you right

An attempt at viral fame ended in tragedy Monday when a 22 year-old social media intern took his love of internet humor too far.
Joshua Flaherty of New Brunswick, NJ passed away at Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital late Monday night due to Sepsis, a bacterial infection resulting from a gastrointestinal perforation, following the rectal insertion of precisely 10 pounds of hickory smoked bacon.
“Josh had a really big heart, and he just loved giving people what they wanted,” said Flaherty’s mother Linda. “When he told me about the project, I thought to myself, Josh is a smart kid and he’s made good at this Internet thing so far. What could go wrong?”
More HERE
Thanks (I think) to Rick for the tip.
 
*****

Sure, what could go wrong with shoving 10 pounds of bacon up your ass?
And I got news for you, you blasphemous son of a bitch, if you can fit 10 pounds of meat up your ass you've got bigger problems than you're letting on. Can you say closet?
Stupid motherfucker.....

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

I've been that fucked up before

Saw this over at Irish's blog.



Man, everybody was taking a turn on that motherfucker, weren't they? And he won't remember a damned thing the next morning.

How's that Hope and Change workin' out for you?

Food-stamp use reached a record 46.7 million people in June, the government said, as Democrats prepare to nominate President Barack Obama for a second term with the economy as a chief issue in the campaign.
Participation was up 0.4 percent from May and 3.3 percent higher than a year earlier and has remained greater than 46 million all year as the unemployment rate stayed higher than 8 percent. New jobless numbers will be released Sept. 7.
“Too many middle-class families who have fallen on hard times are still struggling,” Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack said in an e-mailed statement today. “Our goal is to get these families the temporary assistance they need so they are able to get through these tough times and back on their feet as soon as possible.”
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Oh shit oh dear, they've really gone off the deep end now.













































FOX News

Blame Irish. Again.



Just wonderin'

-Montanasmama

Proud of her Country?

The Obamas display their colors at the Olympics...
Really??? South Africa ???
Gee, ladies, thanks for your support.
 



































- George 

Bacon. Mmmmm, Bacon.....

A BACON TACO???
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???



































-Wiserangel

Ooops. Forgot this one yesterday. Sorry 'bout that.


Wirecutter: The Early Years.


- Irish

For all the Obamney fans out there

If Mitt Romney is such a wonderful man, why wasn't he good enough for the Republican ticket four years ago? Nothing has changed in the past 4 years, yet now all of a sudden he's going to save our country?
Like I told a commenter (who actually called me a leftist) today, come back after 4 years of Obamney and tell me that you have any more Freedoms or if this country is any closer to a Constitional Government.
This politician supported the NDAA, Patriot Act and Assault Weapon Ban. It is a matter of public record.
Fuck him. A little evil is evil and slavery is slavery no matter who the master is.

Liberals in the wild

Gotta be a liberal - you do the work, it gets a free meal.

Go ahead. Laugh.

 
- Rob

Yeah? Fuck you and your dog!


Monday, September 03, 2012

The dog cheats



Found this over at The Feral Irishman.
Go over and check his new header and then read why it's up.

Obama/Romney. Either/Or. Same Ol' Shit.

Come November, the American people will be faced with two distinct options, reelect President Barack Obama or vote for Mitt Romney. The liberal Democrat and the Republican conservative seem to stand in stark contrast. They come from different backgrounds and have different views on most social issues like same-sex marriage, abortion, immigration. On the surface, Romney and Obama appear to be conflicting in ideas and ideals on all fronts. The popular perception is that Romney and Obama represent polices that are polar opposites of each other.
But this perception is absolutely false. In reality, when it comes to the most critical issues effecting America today like national debt, bank and corporate bailouts, monetary policy, foreign policy, military, civil liberties, Constitution, etc., the range of difference in their policies spans from non-existent to marginal.
Media wants you to think that this election is about abortion and gay marriage. It’s not.
As important as those issues are, clearly, the top three priorities for American people right now are the financial crisis, the unending wars and the erosion of our Constitution.
MUCH MORE HERE

Thanks to Rick for the link.

The Ghost of John Stark

Toaster802 over at Green Mountains Homesteading  turned me onto this new blog:
The Ghost of John Stark
The latest post is a nice biography of Gen. John Stark.

I assume they will pursue the death penalty

DEER CREEK — A semitrailer truck hauling 40,000 pounds of bacon overturned Wednesday on Interstate 74 near Deer Creek, spilling its load.
The driver, Rodney J. Kalman, 57, of Muskegon, Mich., was taken to OSF Saint Francis Medical Center, Peoria, with what state police said were minor injuries. He was charged with improper lane usage.
The semi was eastbound about 5 p.m. in the left lane at milepost 109 when the truck drifted left into the center median, police said.
The trailer broke open as the truck rolled on its side, spilling its cargo into the grassy median, police said.
The scene, which still was being cleaned up at 9 p.m., did not block the highway, police said.
The load will be discarded, police said.
SOURCE

Thanks to Steve for the link to this tragedy.

Aw, him wants luv.....


Fucking hilarious.....

A U-Haul truck carrying equipment for Vice President Joe Biden's campaign event in Detroit Monday was stolen this weekend, ABC News confirmed with United States Secret Service.
Ed Donovan, a spokesman for the USSS, told ABC News the truck carrying equipment was stolen between late Saturday night and early Sunday morning at the Westin Hotel in Detroit. He would not specify what kind of equipment was in the truck.
Biden's speech at the Metro Detroit AFL-CIO Labor Day Rally in downtown Michigan will still go on as planned starting at noon Monday.

*****

They probably left the keys in it, not suspecting that there might be criminals in Detroit.
It's an understandable mistake.

Your tax dollars wasted again


NEW YORK (AP) - Oscar-winning actor Russell Crowe lost his way kayaking in the waters off New York's Long Island and was picked up by a U.S. Coast Guard boat and ferried to a harbor, officials said Sunday. The 48-year-old actor was kayaking with a friend and launched from Cold Spring Harbor Saturday afternoon on the Long Island Sound, according to U.S. Coast Guard Petty Officer Robert Swieciki. As it got dark, the two got lost and eventually headed for shore, beaching their kayaks in Huntington Bay, nearly 10 miles east from where they had set out. The U.S. Coast Guard was patrolling the area, and heard Crowe call out to them from the shore around 10 p.m., Swieciki said. The "Gladiator" actor and his friend, who Swieciki didn't recognize, paddled over to the boat. The Coast Guard officers pulled them up and, along with their kayaks, gave them a ride to Huntington Harbor. "He just needed a little bit of help, he just got a little lost," Swieciki said. "It wasn't really a rescue, really, more of just giving someone a lift."
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*****

He never leaves sight of land and gets lost? Hell, even with as bad of a sense of direction that I have, I know all you gotta do is turn around. If land is on your left as you head out, put it on your right when you head back.
Of course, that's not as easy as calling the Coast Guard who is there to provide rides to dumbasses.

For Praise of Folly


In Praise of Older Women











Sunday, September 02, 2012

Just a little burnt out


Gearing up for Milfy Monday


Because they didn't give a flying fuck?

Detroit police are investigating why a murder suspect had to turn himself twice before he was arrested.
The 36-year-old man walked into a fire station two hours after he allegedly shot four people at a party early Saturday morning, police said in a statement. Two of the victims died, while the other two were seriously wounded, police said.
The suspect, who was not identified, told firefighters at 3:20 a.m. Saturday that he was connected to the shootings, police said.
Fire fighters called the Detroit Police Department, but they were told all available officers were on high priority runs and that no one would be able to be dispatched to the station, ABC News affiliate WXYZ-TV in Detroit reported.
The suspect left the fire station and went to a police station where he was taken into custody.
Police Chief Ralph Godbee said the department would conduct an administrative investigation to determine whether the situation was handled appropriately.
"Every effort to ensure that this person was taken into police custody should have occurred. Therefore an administrative investigation will be conducted to determine if this police run was handled appropriately and to ascertain if there were any other patrol resources which should have been made available to respond to the Detroit Fire Engine Quarters," Godbee said.
A message left by ABCNews.com with the Detroit police was not immediately returned.

Another "Aw Fuck" moment in time


You're going to have to wait

I want to do a post on Pop's funeral - something that's normally pretty personal - but because of the turnout by the Patriot Guard Riders to honor a Fallen Brother I do want to post something on it.
But I need more time. I've got a lot of things running through my head right now, all good stuff, but a lot of it and I need to get it straight before I write about it.
Plus I want to steal some pictures of the Vets in attendance from my relatives' FB pages first.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.