Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Obama lied? Why, I'm shocked!

News of President Obama's apparently long-secret fondness for skeet shooting came as a surprise to those who say they have witnessed the president's "awkward" attempts at pinging the (clay) pigeons.
This has only happened with the president at Camp David, at most, a couple of times, according to a source who says he has been to the retreat on a half-dozen visits with Obama.
"The only time he shot skeet was for President's Cup," said the source, referring to a shooting competition tradition involving the presidential Marine guards. "I was there. He stayed for about five minutes, and couldn't leave fast enough."
Skeet shooting "is very hard," said the source. "Especially for someone not used to guns ... He couldn't have been more uncomfortable."


What? He can't shoot? I'd have never guessed it, myself.


CharlieDelta said...

I imagine a picture of him shooting trap would be as 'manly' as the picture of him on the little girl bike lookin' like the faggot he is...

BrianS said...

I imagine the only time dumbama held a sawed off... shotgun was in college at the stop and rob trying to get some drug money.

The Steel Ibeam said...

Wonder why he didn't invite Dick Cheney? Such a shame.
In Liberty,

Robert Fowler said...

Get him a Glock with the sights on the side of the slide. maybe that will help.