No answer. I think he caught on.

Sent this one last night when I didn't get a response to my request for pictures of his comatose cousin.

HEY! SO AM I GETTING NAKED PICTURES OF YOUR COUSIN OR WHAT?

Remember, no pictures, no money.

-Knutz

From: greg oden <ursusarticus33@hotmail.com>
To: k59lane@yahoo.com
Sent: Saturday, February 23, 2013 11:23 AM
Subject: RE: Sorry to bother you

Dear Knutz,
Sorry about the lost of Ken, Please try as much as possible to send the money to me by Monday so that i can sort out the bills and also take my flight back home. I don't have much time and the Doctor said i have to deposit the money before anything. Please do this for me and i will be very happy. Greg

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Okay man, I'll get the money to you but I need a favor from you first before I do. Nothing in this world is free, you know?

Because I'm wheelchair bound I don't have much of a social life and rely on masturbation for relief. I need naked pictures of your cousin, okay? If she's comatose, you can just prop her up into suggestive poses. And please hide the diseased parts of her body, I'm not a sicko or anything like that. Nothing turns a man off like rotting flesh.

By the way, Keister says hi and she would like to send you naked pictures too along with a small check. I'd advise against looking too closely at the pictures as she went to Mexico for her sex change operation because it was cheaper there. You get what you pay for though. Her vagina is about an inch off center and her clitoris is kind of sideways. But if you're used to oriental women it's nothing you can't get past.

Remember, if I don't get naked pictures of your cousin, you don't get any money. I need some serious jack-off material here.

-Knutz