12) Not a stoner but can still relate. I used to have a buddy at work who would always warn me when I started ranting endlessly but he died and now I'm out of control. Now I've gone off on another rant...
#9 The good ol daze when ya gave or got an ass beating and that's the way it was. Didn't need mummy and daddies to intervene. Would have embarrassed the shit outta ya if they had. Ya wore yer scars with pride.
#15 - true. I once referred to one of the wife's more vapid friends as "decorative," intending to be mildly disparaging, as in "she's got nothing else but looks going for her." Interpreted into female however, what wife apparently heard was "I want to have sex with her" because that friend got dropped quicker than a moldy dead squirrel.
#15 is definitely right, the ex had this smoking hot mess for a best friend, a reddish blond Georgia girl with bright green eyes and a body you just wanted to get up close to. As usual she was at the house, it was a hot summer afternoon and she was wearing her favorite little crop top and shorty shorts, we were outside grilling steaks and potatoes on the BBQ pit enjoying a few cold ones, when I casually and somewhat buzzingly said out loud how hot Sheila looked in her little outfit to them.. Sheila didn't come around much anymore and never wearing that outfit. JD
13 planet of the apes....
ReplyDelete12) Not a stoner but can still relate. I used to have a buddy at work who would always warn me when I started ranting endlessly but he died and now I'm out of control. Now I've gone off on another rant...
ReplyDelete#1 - someone can't count
ReplyDelete#2- teachers are always surprised our kids are all full siblings and not step siblings.
11 - don't eat liberals, too many parasites.
13 - I'm not sure thats a women... heck i'm not sure that its human.
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#13 They say we all contain some Neanderthal genes. The Neanderthal is strong in that one.
Delete#9 The good ol daze when ya gave or got an ass beating and that's the way it was. Didn't need mummy and daddies to intervene. Would have embarrassed the shit outta ya if they had. Ya wore yer scars with pride.
ReplyDelete#3 for the win.
ReplyDeleteMic drop!
Delete#15 - true. I once referred to one of the wife's more vapid friends as "decorative," intending to be mildly disparaging, as in "she's got nothing else but looks going for her." Interpreted into female however, what wife apparently heard was "I want to have sex with her" because that friend got dropped quicker than a moldy dead squirrel.
ReplyDelete#5: Isn't it supposed to be the other way round?
ReplyDelete#12. Either that or Alzheimer's
ReplyDelete6, cool kids sat in back, try to smack some sense into the weirdos when walking past them.
ReplyDelete#1 - the 11th ingredient as exposed a few years back is good old MSG...
ReplyDeleteFunny, no one wanted to go near the two queer cops!
ReplyDelete#15 is definitely right, the ex had this smoking hot mess for a best friend, a reddish blond Georgia girl with bright green eyes and a body you just wanted to get up close to. As usual she was at the house, it was a hot summer afternoon and she was wearing her favorite little crop top and shorty shorts, we were outside grilling steaks and potatoes on the BBQ pit enjoying a few cold ones, when I casually and somewhat buzzingly said out loud how hot Sheila looked in her little outfit to them.. Sheila didn't come around much anymore and never wearing that outfit.
ReplyDeleteJD
14 for the win....
ReplyDelete#5 better than the other way around
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