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Friday, July 10, 2020

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – A woman taking a jog Tuesday morning discovered a human head on the side of a Florida road, police said.
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9 comments:

  1. Cause of death, suspected beer virus

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  2. The odds are that the head was left by a jogger too.

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  3. Heads up, Florida sux.
    Skipperdaddy

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  4. 1, What, no evidence of an alligator? That would have made it a realer Florida story.
    2. The subhead is great: 'St. Petersburg police launch investigation.' I damn sure hope so.

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  5. I guess it was a warning to quit while a head...

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  6. "I was just heading out for a jog..."

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  7. Someone sent a message...

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  8. I make my living off the evening news
    Just give me something-something I can use
    People love it when you lose,
    They love dirty laundry

    Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
    I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear
    Come and whisper in my ear
    Give us dirty laundry

    Kick 'em when they're up
    Kick 'em when they're down
    Kick 'em when they're up
    Kick 'em when they're down
    Kick 'em when they're up
    Kick 'em when they're down
    Kick 'em when they're up
    Kick 'em all around

    We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blond
    Who comes on at five
    She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
    It's interesting when people die
    Give us dirty laundry

    Can we film the operation?
    Is the head dead yet?
    You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
    Get the widow on the set!
    We need dirty laundry

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  9. More importantly I saw in the side story a gentleman's club was shut down, I was worried for a moment it was the Risque' Cafe until I noticed the club was in Orlando not Gainesville. Best Damn pancakes and coffee breakfast I've ever had. If you've been there you know what I mean, lol
    JD

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