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Thursday, August 06, 2020

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

Meet Steven Lee Donovan.

The 22-year-old pizza deliveryman was allegedly pleasuring himself Tuesday night while seated behind the wheel of a 1996 Honda Civic parked outside a Circle K in Fruitland Park, Florida.

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During the couple’s conversation--which was recorded by a dash cam--Donovan was “very apologetic to Maxine,” cops reported. Acknowledging that he was “horny and was masturbating to pornography,” Donovan “advised Maxine that he didn’t think masturbating in his car was illegal.”
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2 comments:

  1. I wonder if he beat the 30-minute delivery deadline?

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  2. Well, shit, this is terrible news...
    Ed

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