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Thursday, August 13, 2020

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

A professional acrobat was detained by Myrtle Beach police for wearing a thong bikini after ‘some Karen’ called to complain about her swimwear.
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-Stormfax

 EDIT: I don't know why I thought this was a Florida story - it's not even out of a Florida paper.
My bad.
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11 comments:

  1. SkipperdaddyAugust 13, 2020 at 5:38 AM

    Myrtle beach SC?

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  2. UnknownAugust 13, 2020 at 5:44 AM

    Interesting story, wrong state. Myrtle Beach is in South Carolina.

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  3. Henk VandenberghAugust 13, 2020 at 7:51 AM

    Demands for burkas will go up. You can probably find some slave-labor made ones on Amazon.

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    1. Frank FisherAugust 13, 2020 at 9:19 AM

      only‘Authentic’ burkas, are made by slave labor. And carry the prophets endorsement!

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  4. ScottAugust 13, 2020 at 9:26 AM

    Funniest part of the story is how many officers showed up to handle the emergency.

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  5. watsonrgAugust 13, 2020 at 9:43 AM

    Not only wrong venue, story is a week old.

    You OK WC?

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  6. AnonymousAugust 13, 2020 at 10:55 AM

    It easily could have been Fla.
    JD

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  7. wv.citybillyAugust 13, 2020 at 11:24 AM

    For some reason, I've always equated Myrtle Beach with Shell Beach from the film Dark City (1998).

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  8. WestcoastDeplorableAugust 13, 2020 at 3:39 PM

    I guess the Myrtle Beach po-lice have nothing better to do than roust females wearing thongs. What a joke!

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  9. AggieAugust 13, 2020 at 6:28 PM

    Need to send down Borat with his Spicy Time thong on.

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  10. snuffyAugust 14, 2020 at 3:41 PM

    Odds are the twat that called it in looked like Mama Cass, and her husband/bf was checking out that tight little ass. Probably 95% of women shoudn't wear a thong. Maybe 3% could wear one. The other 2% should be required to wear one, everywhere.

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