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Tuesday, September 29, 2020

A 'Come to Jesus' moment for a liberal

I never wanted a gun. In fact, I wanted to never own one—until around noon on Thursday, August 20th.

Since the late 1990s, I’ve lived in Venice, California, renting a one-bedroom Craftsman house a mile from the ocean that someone built out of a Sears-catalog kit 100 years ago. I’m a science-based syndicated columnist and author, currently working all hours to complete a book that keeps trying to kill me. Luckily, I’m writing it in this cute little old lady of a house on my sweet Venice block. 
-Pat

19 comments:

  1. I love the earnestness with which she repeatedly refers to herself as a libertarian, rather than a liberal. She is so stupid, she doesn't even realize how stupid she is. Her personal politics are likely reflected by her voting record, and I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that it isn't very liberty minded. She deserved every second of that bullshit.

    Fairplayjeepguy

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    1. Agree, as a libertarian would not tolerate such behavior whereas silly liberals do. I am shocked after reading this as I had no idea the LA police have been so neutered. I for sure would not be a police office in that city.

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  2. Now that was a hilarious read. The whole thing was funny, but this paragraph should win a prize!

    "I climbed on the base of my fence to ask the guy, seated in the van, to please be respectful—turn off the motorcycle when he wasn’t riding it. He said nothing, but got out and hand-revved the bike to amp up the noise and pump out exhaust fumes. I put a towel under my door to block the fumes, which helped not at all. I came out again to ask him to please stop. His only response: “Show me your tits.”"

    It seems, Google might be wrong, that this woman is an "advice columnist". Who in the world would take advice from this woman? I will give her some advice, "Forget the gun. You need to quit being a twit and find some man who can put up with your shit and provide you some protection. " She does talk about how the big man next door finally ran the troublemakers off. It seems a man saying "Cut that shit out" works better than some 100 pound woman doing the same when you are dealing with troublemakers. Who knew?

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  3. Libertarian...you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...

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  4. I notice that I am constantly expected to take "advice" from these loosers. The more shrill or self confidant these little lefties are, the more likely their whole life is a giant shitshow.

    How about you clean up your own life first and show us how it's done.

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  5. I never ceased to be amazed at how liberals don't want me to have a gun until they see the need for themselves to have a gun. Even then they want the protection of a gun but don't want us common folk to have them.

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  6. Yeah, if you had a gun that biker you're so afraid of would probably take it away and use it on you.
    A little late to try to be something you're not.
    CC

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  7. Amy Alkon gives out sex advice to deviants but calls herself 'science based"

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    1. "sex advice to deviants"

      Now that's a career path with California written all over it.

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  8. And she's still counting on the same .gov that fucked things up to fix things. And when she couldn't do anything else, her response was to call a man with a gun to handle it.

    I don't see anywhere in the article that says she actually bought a gun; if she did, I'm sure she'd mention the hoops she had to jump through because of those "commonsense gun control laws".

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  9. Prog women are nasty! This pasty skeleton is no exception, and probably wears her designer mask whilst driving alone.

    Chutes Magoo

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  10. Given that it takes the police a long time to respond, a a molotov cocktail would have provided a much quicker resolution.

    V-13 is sleeping on the job leaving a running Harley unstolen, too.

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  11. And next year, she'll be writing articles extolling the need for stricter gun controls. Her articles will start like this, "I'm a gun owner, and we need stricter gun laws."

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  12. In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.

    In practice, there is.

    She's learning this the hard way. Bwahahahahahahahaha!

    Phil B

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  13. Who would want to see her tits? The biker must be on drugs.

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    1. Well, she's got a face like a camel sucking a biscuit so, yes, I'd sooner look at her tits then her face.

      Phil B

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  14. The goofballs - dope-fiends and whack-jobs -- are protected by the LawEnforcementOfficials.

    Without the LawEnforcementOfficials, goofballs would be swinging from every lamppost.

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  15. (snark follows)
    Now here is an example of 'white privilege.'
    She befriends the homeless, but only the homeless she approves of.
    We are suppose to feel sorry for her because she had the 'better part of August' interfering with her idyllic life a mile from the Pacific Ocean.
    Why didn't she offer her yard/house/bathroom to these homeless? Why didn't she try to find out why the woman was homeless?
    Like so many others, she loves the homeless unless they get to close to her privileged life.

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