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Tuesday, September 22, 2020

Man Suing Starbucks After His Genitals, Hands Burned With Tea

ROSEVILLE (CBS13) — A new lawsuit claims a man’s Starbucks order left him disfigured. 

Tommy Piluyev was at a Roseville Starbucks in 2018 when he says the lid on his hot tea came loose and the drink spilled over his hands, stomach, thighs and genitals. 

9 comments:

  1. Eleven days in a burns unit from a single cup of hot water used to make tea?

    What did he use to sweeten it? Was it Willy Pete or napalm?

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  2. Another reason to stay away from the Commie Coffee Company.

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  3. "Dear, what are those bumps and spots on your thingy?"

    "Nothing! I mean, um, I spilled a little coffee on my drive into work this morning."

    "We really should sue Starbucks. This seems to happen at least once a month recently, ever since you went to that convention with your new secretary."

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  4. The 'guy' sues for getting burned by his hot TEA...no doubt chamomile/ginger/chaga with soy and little sugar lace doilies on top.

    What the HELL has happened to the males in this country???? We're doomed. The Chicoms aren't gonna have one bit of difficulty steamrolling over this nation.

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    1. Susan, have no fear, most "MEN" do not go into starflucks and will not get burned, and if they ever spill their regular, non commie coffee, will buck it up and be stoic and go on with life.

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  5. God's Honest Truth, this happened to me 18 years ago. Dropped the biggie size cup of coffee right across my lap. I did go to the burn unit. 2nd degree burn across my right forearm, right thigh, and the end of my "genitalia". Still to this day brag that I was 1/2" longer for a while. Through the magic of the burn unit, I have no permanent scarring and no loss of function. I didn't sue, it was my fault for not holding the cup correctly. I got a free pound of coffee from them, haven't had Starbucks since.

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  6. Suck it up bubba, it's YOU that was being careless.

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  7. Fishy.

    In the 1960s, I worked at another Roseville California landmark -- Buzz's Drive-In on Douglas Blvd.
    A 'broaster' deep-fat pressure-cooker exploded during a cleaning cycle.
    I was walking past, and ended-up in Roseville Hospital for thirteen days.

    I was ready to work on the fourteenth day.
    Nobody got sued.

    I recall a new customer at Buzz's asked for a 'hot tea'.
    I honestly had zero-zero-zero idea what he was talking about.

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