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Thursday, September 03, 2020

The shit I post on Facebook

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13 comments:

  1. JeremyRSeptember 3, 2020 at 2:15 PM

    16. LOL. I worked with a gal who was a lesbian but in the closet. She had a twin sister and one of the guys at work started dating the twin. After he got in her pants he was going around telling everyone he knew what Kathy looked like naked. When she found out she about killed him. Chased him with a hammer and was gonna brain him.
    She was cute. She'd been married and had a kid. She got nailed for DUI and had to do inpatient treatment for alcohol abuse. Came out of the hospital convinced that the reason for her alcohol problem was repressed lesbianism. Also moved in with one of the hospital staff.

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    1. millerizedSeptember 3, 2020 at 4:00 PM

      I enjoy being a repressed lesbian. I also enjoy eating a repressed lesbian on occasion.
      It's good to be a guy!

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    2. TVMA DocSeptember 3, 2020 at 4:34 PM

      Ok, that was a great story, but started to go downhill rapidly after, "She was cute"...LOL

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  2. Country BoySeptember 3, 2020 at 2:17 PM

    #10 I'm not a cracker, I'm a Saltine American.

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  3. TwoDogsSeptember 3, 2020 at 2:28 PM

    #9 Except for him. He's a good, good boy.

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  4. Bobo the HoboSeptember 3, 2020 at 3:12 PM

    #5 for the win! 🤣

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  5. millerizedSeptember 3, 2020 at 3:58 PM

    #5...not like we haven't been singing 'stairway to heaven' for almost 50 fucking years.

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 3, 2020 at 4:10 PM

    @ #12 Dats fo da negro. Dude waz up bitch!

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  7. GoldenfoxxSeptember 3, 2020 at 5:41 PM

    #5 was so bad that I LMAO!

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  8. Ned EastwoodSeptember 3, 2020 at 6:30 PM

    Embarrassed that I laughed at 13

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  9. stormsailor1981September 3, 2020 at 9:16 PM

    #13, if the democrats get both houses and the presidency, that poor child could probably be aborted at before 5 years, they would probably set the limit at 5 years for the pedophiles.

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  10. UnknownSeptember 3, 2020 at 9:24 PM

    I love stealing from you. Just got a 60 day stent in jail, a new record for me

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  11. UnknownSeptember 4, 2020 at 12:30 AM

    If I was a cracker... I think I'd be a Ritz

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