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Thursday, October 29, 2020

Damn, these fuckers are dying like flies (Thank you, Lord)

The body of an aspiring rapper who went missing earlier this month was found in the trunk of his friend’s car after it crashed on a Florida expressway, authorities said Monday. 

 State Highway Patrol troopers discovered 25-year-old Brian Trotter’s remains after smelling a “foul odor” and spotting flies buzzing around inside an Acura that got into an accident in suburban Miami on Sunday afternoon, the Miami Herald reported. 
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8 comments:

  1. RickOctober 29, 2020 at 3:27 AM

    Riding around in a car stinking of a decomposing body, full of flies?

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    1. AnonymousOctober 29, 2020 at 8:30 AM

      Well this IS one of those stealth guess the race articles. - Nemo

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  2. LargeMargeOctober 29, 2020 at 10:27 AM

    All it took for aspiring rap-star 'Kent Won't Stop' to stop was a car wreck.

    Noticing the flies and 'foul odor' is the sign of a Trained Investigator.
    Next up in the line of clues -- buzzards circling the Acura.

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  3. Bright EyesOctober 29, 2020 at 11:06 AM

    I call this a good start.

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  4. Trailer For Sale Or RentOctober 29, 2020 at 11:47 AM

    Probably pissed off some other "aspiring rap artist".
    And just when he was "turning his life around" too.

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  5. rickn8orOctober 29, 2020 at 1:16 PM

    One more step in post-accident vehicle processing for the police:

    "Before the vehicle is towed away, check the trunk for bodies."

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  6. Fa Cube ItchesOctober 29, 2020 at 3:29 PM

    Zombie Roy DeMeo approves of this hit.

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  7. AnonymousOctober 29, 2020 at 11:13 PM

    Does anyone remember Loa Angeles in the 80's? A car load of "teens" were blasting down the 405 and some cop just cruising nearby keyed his mike to check in. The car the "teens" were in blew up like it was an atomic blast. It seems the "teens" had a truck full of explosives and detonators, and one went off when the cop keyed his mike.

    Afterwards, any White person who was driving around LA and saw a car load of "teens" would pick up their mike and hold it so the "teens" could see it and then we would key our CB mike.

    "Teens" would get all big-eyed and take off. It was fun fucking with these "teens".

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