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Tuesday, October 20, 2020

The shit I post on Facebook

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  1. The Baroness allows me to use 'cnut'. She agrees there are some out there who deserve it (you hear us, Kate Brown?).

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  2. try twunt, or twaunt. combines two words that mean the same thing into one word that is not filtered, for now

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  3. It seems there was a time when cunt and twat were equally bad. Now it's become more or less common for women to refer to the very lame as twat waffles, which gives me a very confused word picture to say the least.

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  4. #4 well yeah, that's what my dad did.

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  5. 20) One of my boys went to the University of North Texas. The hilarious call sign of the college radio station KNTU.

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    1. The SF Bay area had a radio station with the call sign KOME. In the 1980's they were a rock station that called itself, "The KOME spot on your radio dial."

      They had a shock jock named Dennis Erectus who was famous for saying, "I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your little sister."

      Good times.

      Tribute site: https://bayarearadio.org/audio/kome-radio

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    2. "Don't touch that dial, you've got KOME on it!"

      Mightybison

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    3. My fav call letters are and have always been KOME. Look it up, in San Jose. One of the identifiers they used was "You've got cum on your dial".

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  6. Reminds me of the Monty Python skit centered around a guy (played by John Cleese)who replaced a c sound with a b sound when talking. Needless to say, he was a silly bunt.

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    1. It might not be effective, but it would be fun to watch.

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    2. It's actually pretty brilliant. Load up the meanest-assed bull you can find in a stock trailer, back up to the Peaceful Protest and turn it loose. Immediate crowd dispersation.

      The next time you have to deal with a Peaceful Protest all you'd have to do is show up with the loaded trailer.

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  8. #6. The stupidest shit ever.

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  9. the latest tourist jingle for the northern territory in Australian is
    CUinNT.

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  10. SWMBO has become more tolerant of my use of the C word lately as it's been used to describe Kameltoe, Stretchen Whitmer, Hillary, Pocahontas, Crazy Mazie, Amy Salad Comb, Diane Feinstein, the Maine & Alaska bishes, as well as every debate moderator and news reader on MSNBC, CNN, PBS, CBS, NBC, ABC, and Spectrum News regardless of genitalia.

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  11. Te democrats are getting so cocky that the Communist News Network(CNN) is allowing their employees to choke their chickens live on television. Jeffery Toobin was seen by all his co-workers rubbing one out and they felt sorry for his deficiency and are taking up a collection so he can purchase a bigger penis. Good spin commies

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  12. #1 - I think you just insulted Monica Lewinsky.
    #2 - True, nobody is trying to throw me out a third floor window because I insisted we pay our personal property taxes on three vehicles for the grand total of 26 some odd dollars.
    #3 - What a brilliant idea.

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