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Friday, December 04, 2020

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

After punching a cab driver in the face early yesterday, an intoxicated Florida Man jumped out of the taxi and began dancing in the street and screaming, “I’m Rick James, bitch,” police report. 

According to an arrest affidavit, Paul Kijek, 50, exited a St. Petersburg bar around 4:15 AM Sunday and “was kept from driving by multiple witnesses due to his level of intoxication. 
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 4, 2020 at 9:35 AM

    I can’t read this without the Dave Chappell parody of Rick James.
    Buddha

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    1. MadMarlinDecember 4, 2020 at 8:48 PM

      Lol, don’t forget ol’e Clayton Bigsby, too

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  2. ChaddDecember 4, 2020 at 8:51 PM

    I thought all the bars here in St Pete had to close by 2 a.m. Good to know there’s one open at 4:15..,.,

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