tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post2338821215564919710..comments2024-03-29T07:28:12.183-05:00Comments on Knuckledraggin My Life Away : I need some serious redneck help here, Boys.wirecutterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12525620516837946733noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-20890991572125440782011-05-05T20:14:09.945-05:002011-05-05T20:14:09.945-05:00I try to keep things simple, and since I can't...I try to keep things simple, and since I can't train all of my dumbass 'friends' to not drop crap on the ground the Bear has been trained from birth to not vacuum stuff up. When some jerk threw poisoned milkbones over the fence at the dogsitter he was the only one that didn't end up in ER. Cuz he knows not to pick up food ever. I can put my plate on the floor and he’ll lay there sniffing the grease off of the bacon, but I know I can go get more OJ and my breakfast will be intact when I get back. Now he just looks at people with that 'you throw like a girl' look when they toss stuff on the ground.<br /><br />Best thing you can do is inspect the yard before you let him out. That way you get to pick up any anti-freeze burgers, soggy tennisballs or whatever else jumps the fence before he does. Watch for dead grass (chem. spills), don’t let him lick the ground or the fence, stuff like that. Some folks will screw with the fence so he can get out and then do stuff to him off your property, so regular fence inspections are a must too. 'Dog at large' is almost as bad as 'Man with Gun' in some places.<br /><br />Good luckMulliganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01615757509298241181noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-70983400077301841322011-05-05T18:06:17.069-05:002011-05-05T18:06:17.069-05:00Keep him inside your house in a crate when you are...Keep him inside your house in a crate when you are not home.<br /><br />It is not cruel, contrary to what the peta types say.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-52454741347460158872011-05-05T15:58:18.324-05:002011-05-05T15:58:18.324-05:00Regarding the neighbors...
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Glass bottle...Regarding the neighbors... <br /><br />Gasoline<br />Glass bottles<br />Rags to stuff IN glass bottles<br />Cigarette lighter<br /><br />Some assembly required...TexasFredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06412925337032937983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-86454135713395636912011-05-05T12:05:24.530-05:002011-05-05T12:05:24.530-05:00Just keep doing what you are doing. Protecting you...Just keep doing what you are doing. Protecting your dog is a your responsibility as his owner, but you already know that. I had kids (16-20) who used to throw broken bottles and crap at my dogs when the dogs would run to the 4ft high chain link fence and bark at them. I did two things, I taught the dogs not to rush the fence and I taught them only accept food that came from me. It could be inside or outside, but it had to come from me for it to be acceptable. Took about two weeks and then I stopped worrying about the dogs and stopped seeing broken glass in the back yard. We moved to a much nicer neighborhood about 6 years ago, and I don't have to worry about it anymore, but I still reinforce the "food comes only from me" rule.sobriant74https://www.blogger.com/profile/02419780237703409179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-11464701157789351642011-05-05T11:21:23.750-05:002011-05-05T11:21:23.750-05:00WC. Just take CGD to a friends house for... a litt...WC. Just take CGD to a friends house for... a little while until the bastards get evicted. Or keep him inside the garage...that's what I'd do rather than beat him up..Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11009623520148094685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-41776076995149469922011-05-05T11:21:20.857-05:002011-05-05T11:21:20.857-05:00Video cameras and video recorders. 24/7 multiple l...Video cameras and video recorders. 24/7 multiple locations....you can buy them cheap used and with T180 tapes on slow record have 12 to 18 hours of record time...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-1896158799473331332011-05-05T10:56:53.481-05:002011-05-05T10:56:53.481-05:00An alternative to pain therapy is to add something...An alternative to pain therapy is to add something ie ipecac that makes him puke his guts out and he won't touch this again. Of course keep your scent off anything you bait him with. I'm sure you have numerous washes and scents to cover your smell. This has been used on your favorite target (coyote) to make them averse to eating sheep, which is somewhat sad since this is what they are intended for in the first place.Zedbobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-78550340880227652532011-05-05T07:05:44.090-05:002011-05-05T07:05:44.090-05:00Yeah, Skidmark. I thought about all that last nigh...Yeah, Skidmark. I thought about all that last night and will have friends over this weekend to do just that.<br /><br />Bushwhack, the only problem with training him at an early age is that I got him as an adult. Hell, it was 6 months before he fully trusted me.<br />And the landlords' brother is a cop so he already knows the problems.<br /><br />Thanks for the advice, guys.wirecutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525620516837946733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-87943323166098003792011-05-05T05:16:47.355-05:002011-05-05T05:16:47.355-05:00For a redneck Okie you sure are stupid! All you a...For a redneck Okie you sure are stupid! All you are doing is playing TSA with CDG - teaching him not to eat stuff that you put out in the yard and making him hungry seeing snacks that he can't have. If you put stuff out when he's not looking (yeah, right! When would that be?) he'll still smell your scent on it.<br /><br />What you want to do is teach him not to eat anything YOU have not given him. Stuff that does not have YOUR scent attached to it.<br /><br />It's too bad you don't have and friends, or know folks who would be willing to help you out. (grin) They could throw edible stuff in the yard (don't forget yummy, stinky dead things, too) and all you would need to do would be sit in your fold-out chair with a beer and the control thingie for the shock collar, zapping CDG if he went for stuff YOU did not give him. Of course, that means you would every once in a while have to toss out a goodie along with the stuff your friends or hired help offered.<br /><br />Darned stupid Okies!<br /><br />stay safe.skidmarknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-73674489516683543602011-05-05T00:42:10.370-05:002011-05-05T00:42:10.370-05:00I have read of putting a piece of meat on the grou...I have read of putting a piece of meat on the ground next to the fence like someone threw it over the fence. Wear rubber gloves so CGD does not smell YOU on the meat. <br /><br />Wire the meat to an electric fence. <br /><br />Should work.Tedhttp://shadowsfall.org/mandogandgun/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-76805834449153267132011-05-05T00:10:15.879-05:002011-05-05T00:10:15.879-05:00Protecting a dog is very tough, the first thing yo...Protecting a dog is very tough, the first thing you need to do is give L.E a heads up about what's happening. Let them know you have concerns about it based on the issues you've had. They can and will start paying more attention to your home/AO and may get lucky during a pass.<br /><br />The best way to train a dog is when it's young. NOBODY feeds your dog but you. You are doing the right thing with the shock collar. It's about all you can do. OR<br /><br />You can just go on the OFFENSIVE. You can march over there all RAMBO and what not demanding some stupid motherfucker come out and dance... Sometimes crazy will get you better results than defense. just sayin.Bushwackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04526043643313096753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-80823555549873341792011-05-04T22:54:35.473-05:002011-05-04T22:54:35.473-05:00Dr. Bella wants to know if you're hearing voic...Dr. Bella wants to know if you're hearing voices too? And I noticed this post was only for Boys. Can't fret it Wirecutter, CGD will know bad stuff, honest, he will.Bellanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5183651835847025449.post-62748016919895050662011-05-04T22:41:11.389-05:002011-05-04T22:41:11.389-05:00Do what you are doing, use the shock collar rather...Do what you are doing, use the shock collar rather than kicking CGD( He might eat your leg). It startles the dog rather than hurts the dog. After a few times especially if he is intelligent, he will do the associate thing. As far as your asshole neighbors goes, you can either have a man to punk talk about consequences of action, or even better find out where they go after they leave, then fuck with them at their new place. is the last one juvenile..of course...but we guys are like that. I like the old Klingon proverb..."revenge is a dish best served cold...." and really screw them over down the road as a warning for fucking with us old people.MrGarabaldihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05768774166065615995noreply@blogger.com