Friday, March 13, 2009
Yum! Extra flavor!
Lookin for some bacon grease to fry your eggs up for breakfast!
Thanks again, Yolo!
Grandpa
Grandpa Bud made it out of surgery and is doing well. Thanks to all of you and your kind thoughts.
Bet the motherfucker is back to eating bacon sandwiches within a week of being released.
Bet the motherfucker is back to eating bacon sandwiches within a week of being released.
Life's cruel lessons
Okay, I just discovered that snapping a fly off the screen door from the dining room with a bullwhip is NOT a good idea. Now I have to buy a new screen and my nuts sting like a motherfucker.
Sorry 'bout that
Sorry about the lack of posts yesterday but my Granddad was hospitalized with severe heart problems. Tests were run, and it was found that all of his arteries were clogged completely except for one and it was clogged 95%.
Too much bacon (Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....), I reckon.
Anyways, he's scheduled for surgery today to give him a stint but because of his age, condition and previous bypass surgeries, it doesn't look good for him. They don't expect him to survive the surgery.
I'll keep y'all posted.
-Wirecutter
Too much bacon (Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....), I reckon.
Anyways, he's scheduled for surgery today to give him a stint but because of his age, condition and previous bypass surgeries, it doesn't look good for him. They don't expect him to survive the surgery.
I'll keep y'all posted.
-Wirecutter
Reminds me of my Punkindog
Now if he would just fetch....
Sorry Tattoo Jim, I didn't mean to steal your comment.
I don't care for Rush Limbaugh, but.....
Love him or loathe him, he nailed this one right on the head..........
By Rush Limbaugh:
I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound. No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of$250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million.?If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable.
By Rush Limbaugh:
I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound. No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of$250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million.?If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Monday, March 09, 2009
Gotta be California (again)
I asked for a Three Musketeers candy bar
not Three Muskyqueers from a pansy bar!
not Three Muskyqueers from a pansy bar!
-Yolo
Gotta Love Redneck Women
A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45 and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
"In America, there are so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45 and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
"In America, there are so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
Another blog I love
Gotta check out Funktards, guys. Definitely a man's view.....
http://www.funktards.com/
http://www.funktards.com/
Sunday, March 08, 2009
Good Morning from Tattoo Jim
Hey Ken,
You're always sending out "Good Morning" to us, I'm sending one back to you, man!
GOOD MORNING, WIRECUTTER!!!
-Tattoo Jim
You're always sending out "Good Morning" to us, I'm sending one back to you, man!
GOOD MORNING, WIRECUTTER!!!
-Tattoo Jim
Thankee Jim, that's damned decent of you! And a good morning it is!!!
From Tattoo Jim to you...
One more, Wirecutter, for you, YOLO, AC, Ibeam, Deb, VC, Badgirl33, and everyone else who's a fan of your blog!!! We all belong to this Black Sheep Crew.
My Sweetie
If I didn't know it before, I knew my Baby is the one for me when I had my head in her lap last night and she was hand feeding me bacon.
Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.
Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.
