The New American Dream

-Yolo

Take down the bird feeder

-Yolo

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If I pissed you off, sorry 'bout that. Take your shitty comments down the road.
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At least have the decency to make up a name if you're too chickenshit to leave your own.

Okay, If you have a shitty comment, leave a name even if it's an alias. I may keep it so that I can fuck with you, but if it's anonyomous I'm gonna delete it on account that it pisses Will off because you can't follow simple fucking directions.
Will takes this shit seriously 'cause he's a good ol' boy and knows how to follow rules.
Right on, Will!

But they're a hardworking people

-Yolo

My future second ex-wife

-Thomas

FUCK YOU OBAMA!!!

It's been awhile.
I need to keep my hand in.

Give 'em hell, Oldtimer

That's my boy!

Thanks, JJ

Oh dear God.....

Oh dear God.....

Tweekers - yeah, we got 'em here too

Gotta be California (again)

Thanks, Sandi

Obama and the 7 Dorks

Thanks, Yolo. I laughed my ass off over this one.

Roadhouse

Am I the only motherfucker in the world that watches "Roadhouse" every time it comes on?
I know it's a cheesy fucking movie, but Sam Elliot is one of my favorite actors.
I love the part when he kicks that dude in the knee, grins, and says "Goddamn, that hurt, didn't it?"
I bet I've seen that movie a hundred times and I'm watching it again tonight.

Gotta be California (again)

Fucking hippies.....

Thanks, Phil.

My future second ex-wife

On second thought, I may just keep this one.

Thanks, Tom. She's a cutie.

Somebody got a little excited

Please don't breed

This could come in handy

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Half the customers, either

-Yolo