They were given 11 pallets of bottled water and - I shit you not - a pallet of hand sanitizer.
A pallet of hand sanitizer for the gay pride parade........
Then my boss told me to haul it halfway across a crowded warehouse and gave me a handful of placards to display on all four sides before I put them in their slots.
Rather than wait until I slotted them before labeling them, I labeled them first and took the long way to where they needed to be. Now my warehouse is just under a million square feet and I covered every fucking inch of that warehouse, giving everybody a good laugh at me and something smart to say, a little break in the boredom.
By the time I got back to the office to tell my boss I was done, there were guys in there I didn't even see during my wanderings laughing and wondering if I was going to wear some Daisy Dukes and my cowboy boots to the parade.
Hey, as long as I can bring my bullwhip.......
