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Sunday, November 13, 2011

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Q:  What do you call a tweeker with a yeast infection?
A:  A Quarter Pounder - with cheese.

3 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 13, 2011 at 6:36 AM

    Heh...reminds me of:

    What do you call Roseanne Barr out on the street holding a condom?

    A half-ton pickup with a box liner...

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  2. AnonymousNovember 13, 2011 at 8:51 AM

    They must have a lot of those in the OWS camps, cause there's a lot of whine to go with that cheese.

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  3. Joe BidenNovember 13, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    Q: Why did Obama cross the road?

    A: His dick was caught in the chicken.

    Q: Who wears the pants in the Obama household?

    A: Barry; but Michelle wears the strapon.

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