I know, I'm a pig.

Miss Lisa keeps a clean house but she stays the fuck away from my corner, at least until leave to go take a piss or to the gun shop or something manly, then she swoops in and cleans.
Here's a shot of the table next to my Camouflage BassPro Easy Chair. This is about 2 hours worth of shit.

Just a quick glance shows a couple books (one I just finished, the other just started) a couple of different kinds of  hard candy to keep my Copenhagen habit in check, a can of Copenhagen (the candy evidently ain't doing the trick), GPS unit and USB cable for it, hat, my li'l 38, lighter and rangefinder. Oh yeah, my coke that I opened a couple hours ago.